LAST EDITED ON 03-14-01 AT 02:45 PM (EST)From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, I hold here in my hands tonights Top Ten. Tonights Topic: TopTen Signs that Monkeyboy loves Tamia. There seems to be a budding romance on the ol' SurvivorBlows message boards, Paul.
Paul: Woo WOo! Monkey and Tamia sittin' in a tree...
Dave: Cut that out Paul. Besides Monkey was already in the tree and the only time I want to see Tamia near a tree is if there is a noose nearby. OK, TopTen Signs that Monkeyboy loves Tamia, heeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go..
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10. He bought personalized towels: "His" & "Its"
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9. Y'know those Chimp movies on TBS? Tamia likes those.
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8. In real life Monkeyboy is a dog breeder. There's a special place in his heart for b.itches.
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7. He sent out one of those "Do you like me? Check yes or no." notes to every girl on the board. Tamia was the only one who checked yes.
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6. He's stopped throwing his own poop at people, started throwing flowers.
Dave: Ever have a turd flung at you at the zoo, Paul?
Paul: Yes, but not by a monkey.......
Dave: ......................
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5. Caught practicing his kissing with a weed-whacker.
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4. Kept doing it, even though his mother told him, "Stop or you'll go blind!"
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3. Typical diary entry: Today she only cussed out 3 people(sigh).
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2. He likes screamers.
......and the number 1 sign that Monkeyboy loves Tamia....
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1. That ain't no banana in his pocket.
edited for my hideous spelling
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