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""BetheSurvivor" 11.1 "
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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""BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
(Dialogue Game. Please see sign up thread to participate.)So, tell me (in your character's view) what happened during our Intro Episode of Survivor Guatemala. Describe your character, what they thought of the first few days and their tribemates. What were the best and worst parts? Spill all the dirt - that's what makes for a great Tribal Council after all. 
Sorry all, haven't seen the show yet and am waiting for the movers today.
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09-16-05, 12:03 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
All I have to say is the men on my tribe are a bunch of wusses. If I didn't know better I'd think they were little school girls. Can't take an 11-mile hike through the jungle? Go home to mamma. Even Danni has more facial hair than most of them.
Snarky name-tag in the works.
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09-16-05, 12:10 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Shoot, yeah. What were you thinking, Jiffy, putting me on a tribe with all these sissy boys?Bobby Jon. Phhbt. One day, boy, and you look like one of them dyin' people on one of them there TV doctor shows. And Judd. I'd like to see you do a backflip, boy. I don't trust those New York City folk, dammit, what with their premature evacuations and all. Get a rope. 
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09-16-05, 12:23 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05 AT 12:30 PM (EST)Call it "The Revenge of Katie The Whale". After everyone busted my boomerang about how easy the past Survivors have been, I tried to compensate. I may have gone a bit overboard. 
Mark "Go take a hike!" Burnett
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09-16-05, 12:53 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
KukulGod is furious about the recycling of the pagonged losers!  I will make Stephanie's eybrows fly off her head!
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09-16-05, 01:58 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05 AT 03:23 PM (EST)After everyone busted my boomerang about how easy the past Survivors have been, I tried to compensate. I may have gone a bit overboard. A BIT overboard did you say, EPMB?!@#$%% That was the toughest Survivor Challenge I have ever participated in!! What are you trying to do to us? Despite your evil tricks EPMB, we will prevail. I feel nothing but l*o*v*e from this tribe! And it's about time. After having to put up with all those Ulong losers, I deserve a decent tribe of Stephanie-worshipers!! Did you hear Jiffy when I was introduced ..."Greatest female Survivor ... EVER?!" I knew EPMB would find a way to show me the money!
...and listen kulkulGod ... I thought I already made my sacrifice to you ... plucked eyebrows and noise nose hair ...
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09-16-05, 02:40 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Did you hear Jiffy when I was introduced ..."Greatest female Survivor ... EVER?!"That's right, Steph! Ooh, you are the reason I signed up to play this game. I am SOOO glad you're on my tribe. After I catch us some fish, we can play a game of Candyland. 
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09-16-05, 02:41 PM (EST)
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12. "Steph is a winner?" |
How? You WERE NEVER on tribe that didn't have to go to tribal council to vote someone off until last night. That means you were always a loser. Maybe the common deninat...denominer...domino.. Oh heck, maybe you are the reason your tribes have ALWAYS lost.Jiffy has more than admiration for you, Steph.
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09-17-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Steph is a winner?" |
I thought so to Blake, especially with Jiffy's track history with having "more than admiration" for the women of survivor. Steph is definately a step down from his previous conquest. Julie is so much more gorgeous than Steph, and a better dresser.Jeff you naughty, naughty man. 
Do NOT call me "Poindexter"
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09-16-05, 02:50 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
I knew EPMB would find a way to show me the money! I'll show you the money, but you have to win it. ...plucked eyebrows and noise hair ...
When you blow your nose does it look (and sound) like a party favor?
Mark "Eyes Rolling Back In Head" Burnett
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09-16-05, 08:15 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Tools?!" |
Jiffy is a tool
(and i seem to be invisible...)
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09-16-05, 11:15 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Tools?!" |
Phbbbt!
Your KukulGod sees even Invisibeau!
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09-16-05, 12:56 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
>Even Danni
>has more facial hair than
>most of them. B!tch! That's just the light cast on my full, pouty, Jolie-esque lips. For a lawyer, you should get your facts straight! (but the men were wimps, for sure!) 
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09-16-05, 01:46 PM (EST)
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7. "watch your mouth, Steven Tyler" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05 AT 01:47 PM (EST)Yeah, I threw up. Yes, I needed emergency medical attention to keep from dying. But I took a branch full of poisonous spines to my arm while I was lugging your extra gear. So before you go throwing accusations around like dying quail football passes, maybe you should walk a mile in my shoes. But don't do it if I have to walk a mile with your lips. I would trip all over those monstrosities. edited to remove my own siggie
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09-17-05, 00:48 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: watch your mouth, Steven Tyler" |
By the looks of things, you won't be walking with shoes, lips, or Stephenie-like eyebrows if you just lay around moaning all the time.But, go ahead and do me a favor and leave your shoes behind when we vote you out, ok hon? ;)
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09-16-05, 01:07 PM (EST)
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6. "Da-da-DA, da-da-DA! (espn sports theme)" |
Hello Sports Fans!Week 1 highlights for ya... After the reintroduction of hot doggin', can't-pass-the-torch, glory-hounds Stephenie and Bobby Jon (seeking a win, a feeling that they definitely are NOT used to), we started the game with a little muscle warming hike. Some of the dead weight on my team were definitely not in GAME SHAPE! Luckily, being the first team all star that I am, I was able to lead my team to victory. However, poor work ethic from my team for the rest of the three days (moping and sitting around faking injury), caused us to lose the immunity challenge, despite my stirring performance and leadership. However, as team leader, I was able to pull the troops together and get us focused on getting rid of perennial bench warmer James, er, Jim. As usual, I was successful, just like I have been in everything I do in life. Star of Episode 1: Me, of course! I'll be sure to get a contract extension for the next few episodes, right General Manager Burnett? See you next game, er, week!  xoxoxo
Danni
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09-17-05, 11:07 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Da-da-DA, da-da-DA! (espn sports theme)" |
Luckily, being the first team all star that I am, I was able to lead my team to victory.Lead? Lead? WTF did you do to lead anyone anywhere? Were you even in the first episode? 
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09-21-05, 03:27 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Da-da-DA, da-da-DA! (espn sports theme)" |
That is some lousy play-by-play. And I should know....because... I listen to a lot of sports... on the radio... while I'm outside working on my landscaping... 
(Whew!)
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09-21-05, 06:37 PM (EST)
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92. "RE: Da-da-DA, da-da-DA! (espn sports theme)" |
Hmmm....you look familiar.....That's it....Sam Malone aka TED DANSON!!!!
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09-16-05, 02:16 PM (EST)
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9. "Feed meeee......" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05 AT 10:39 PM (EST)They look so dirty... maybe they want to wash off?
...Dum Dum....dum dum.... There's a chunko, hmmm, didn't I hear an name? Amy?.....
...Dum Dum....dum dum.... There's no danger guys, just a little ole log floating out here.
...Dum Dum....dum dum.... It's Sooo hot! and a swim would feel Sooo good! Don't you think?
...Dum Dum....dum dum.... (now just eyes and nostrils sticking out of water) Cain't wait for some carne Norte Americano!!!Hee hee.
...Dum Dum....dum dum....  ...dum dum.....dum dum..
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09-16-05, 06:32 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Feed meeee......" |
>LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05
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>There's a chunko, hmmm, didn't I
>hear an name? Amy?.....
>...Dum Dum....dum dum.... Hey, croc. Psssst. I eat guys like you for lunch. If you're good, Mr. Predator, maybe I'll throw you one of my tribemates in the next few weeks. 
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09-16-05, 07:40 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Feed meeee......" |
Yo! Croc...you might want this.
Now you're ready for some full-tilt feeding.
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09-16-05, 10:04 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Feed meeee......" |
Amy kinda Scary!! But Crocs invented Scary.(Yo, Tribe, God of Corny Humor, tres, tres cool!!) Moved me to write a lullaby (see #33 below). The Angry A**hole Gods are Appeased. For Now. 
Thanks Tribe, I swear, you really got a knack for this stuff..
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09-16-05, 02:31 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
I sure hope that the editors, who left me almost completely out of this episode, did so because I go far in the game, and not because Vinny BobbyJon-Rino and the Puke Hogs stole all the camera time.I do seem to recall being in the opening credits though. In Survivor history, has anyone ever had their opening credit start like mine, with a wet shorts butt shot? Looks like there are lots of animals here in Guatemala. I hope they don't sense that I keep am an animal prison warden a zoo keeper who keeps a lot of their cousins in cages!! 
Happy moving Angel!!
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09-16-05, 02:50 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Stole?" |
ahem, wipe your lip. And breath that way.Boy, does this tribe ever need to win the Scope reward challenge!
I hope you last for a while, Blake, because your "Me so thorny" tag-line makes me laugh every time!
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09-18-05, 00:24 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Stole?" |
You think it smells bad? My mouth tastes like the bottom of Mick Jagger's ash tray.Wait until we get one of those alcohol rewards. Because after you drink too much, and toss your cookies, you'll know how I feel.
Thanks for the compliment. I was all set to go with "my teeth are bigger than yours" when the Thorny line came to me and I laughed out loud. I am not into spoiling, so I have no idea how long I'll be on the show. But even if they vote me off, I'll be here hassling the survivors.
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09-16-05, 05:45 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: tee.....heee.....heee......." |
I have footage of your tribe preventing you from walking to Tribal Council ... force of habit and all that.Too bad Jim had to go first. I've had some really nasty calls from the AARP.
Mark "Can't wait for the Hungry Hungry Croc Challenge" Burnett
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09-16-05, 06:37 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
It was awesome! We didn't win the nice camp, but heck I've slept on the ground in so many countries I can't complain. The worst part about the hike was the the humidity. My glasses kept fogging up and I had to hook my finger in Brianna's belt loop to find my way around.Brian, Frodo, some old guy, and myself were able to out pull the buff guys on the other tribe to win the IC! I kinda wonder about that Brian, not really my type, but an an alliance in the works? Hmmmm... I wonder when will be a good time to tell everyone that I just got done studying Myan culture? If I tell them too quickly and screw something up it'll look really bad. We shall see.
Do NOT call me "Poindexter"
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09-16-05, 08:19 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
just try not to be so darn "handy" next time, ifyouknowwhatimean
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09-17-05, 05:49 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: HEY POINTY!" |
You are a hairy, fuzzy little man! In two weeks you will look like a dead Chia Pet! Your KukulGod is not pleased with your noise hair either. YAP. YAP. YAP. Why you got camera time is a mystery, even to ME.
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09-18-05, 00:18 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: HEY POINTY!" |
Ahhhh, that's where I have you!In my study of Myan culture I know that the only ward I have against your wrath is my nose hair! Great follicles protect me against this spirit!
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09-18-05, 11:33 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: HEY POINTY!" |
Sooo wrong, you impudent gnome. I will wait until your noise hair dries up into many, many little Aperil sized boogers, and you will remove the evil talisman yourself.
Yuck. I'll be doing something else until you're finished.
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09-18-05, 12:24 PM (EST)
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49. "awesome" |
there is nothing sexier than ivy league boogers. (let's see if his ivy league brain is smart enough to figure out that i am being sarcastic.)
*touch me again and you get whacked by the sack o'corn.*
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09-19-05, 11:03 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Out pull? The Angry Mayan gods didn't know there would be THAT kind of challenge.
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09-20-05, 10:39 AM (EST)
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74. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
That? thats...thats.. thats just a game we play. DO NOT QUESTION THE UNDERWORLD A$$HOLE GODS. OR WE SHALL SEND YOUR WISEACRE SELF TO THE SACRIFICIAL ALTER, FOLLOWED A TRIP TO THE DISPOSAL (PET CROC). And he hungry.
There. And wipe that smile off your face!
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09-16-05, 06:42 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Well it was a tough staht to the game, but I was glad we got good ol' Stephanie. She gawt experience and I think that'll help us. I'm from the same State as Rawb, you know. That night in the jungle was a little weird. No flashlight, no gun, no mace. Those howler monkeys sounded like some of those dudes I patted down after they dissed me. I am hoping to be around long enough to lose some pounds. If not, maybe I can get a Jenny Craig gig--Kirsty's looking good don't you think? Did I mention I'm from the same State as Rawb? I'm just glad that our men aren't dying of some dreaded ailment like that other team. We'll be fine, Steph, and we'll do our best to keep you away from TC as long as we can. Like you said, Steph, our tribe has heawt.
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09-16-05, 07:34 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-05 AT 10:40 PM (EST)Dum dum.....dum dum....
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09-16-05, 07:15 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Oh my god, I'm so happy that we have stephanie, I know we're gonna win with that loser on our team! But WTF, Rafe? I'm the know-it-all 22 year old. And Brown ::scoff:: Also, why does he keep looking at me like that?! Does he think I'm GAY or something?!Also I'm sick of my lazy tribe. We were behind the other team, so we had to GO FASTER than them. we were ahead, but the fat and old girls were t-o-o s-l-o-w. I wrote papers about survivor, so I know. 
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09-18-05, 12:06 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Baby let me be,
your lovin' Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck,
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
you love enough.
Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
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09-16-05, 08:26 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Well kids, it (blleeeccccccccccc) has been real fun (bleeeccc) helping out these young civila (hurrll) civilians learn how to (zzzzzzzzzz) oh – sorry, short naps hit me sometimes… unless of course there’s (gaggg) a fire.So don’t forget --- uh – forget – don’t forget to bring the Ensure™ and --- uh --- what was I talking about? And why is my arm in a sling? Let me get this (blleeecc) straight – did ya see that kiddy Jiff – Juff – Jeff put out that fire! Man, he could reall (zzzzzzzzz) 
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09-16-05, 09:06 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-05 AT 03:32 PM (EST)Welcome to Loser's Lodge™ . I had the crew stock up on Metamucil™ and Ben Gay™ so you'll feel right at home. So sorry you're on the sidelines. I know you're anxious to get home and (Cue wife's monotone voice): "enjoy.our.long.romantic.walks."
Mark "Shuffleboard, anyone?" Burnett
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09-16-05, 09:54 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Gosh -- We reahlly don't know wha to say .. since that dear man EPMB saw fit to just have my sistah and us vanish into the jungle somehow. It's a wicked shame, too -- we really put up a good shoua -- we were just about reahdy to jiggle for some of the boys, but all that puking reminded us of that last beerah bustah night at the Fenz... but that Jim was kinda cute -- even with one arm and being so old.
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09-16-05, 09:56 PM (EST)
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33. "A lullaby...Dum dum....Dum dum..." |
I really liked my Katie,
her hams were good and greasy!!!
Now I smells my Amy,
She gonna go down easy!!I'll get them when they're swimmin,
the mens and the wymmen,
I'll get them when they're sleepin,
All nite I’ll keep a’sneakin,
A’sneakin and a’creepin.
A’sneakin and a’creepin.
All nite all thru the camps,
I’ll be a’sneakin and a’creepin On the sacrificing altar,
the blood and guts will flow,
the rest to the pond,
and down my gullet go! I'll get them when they're swimmin,
the mens and the wymmen,
I'll get them when they're sleepin,
All nite I’ll keep a’sneakin,
A’sneakin and a’creepin.
A’sneakin and a’creepin.
All nite all thru the camps,
I’ll be a’sneakin and a’creepin
Mucho Gracias a Tribe!! Lyrics only so far, melodies are hard.
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09-17-05, 10:48 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
THE FIRST EPISODE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!Specially we gots the hot STEPEHENIE and the GRAETEST SURVIVOR ever in our tribe!!!!!! it sucked when we lost our reward to think that we were very very close to NAKUM... BUT HEY WE WON the FIRST IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...
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50. "steph" |
is my hero.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 10:31 PM (EST)
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65. "Steph is my hero too.." |
Steph is my Hero. Sandwich.Dum dum... dum dum...
She kinda lean, gonna need some gravy!!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 03:31 PM (EST)
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82. "RE: steph" |
Tom Landry is my hero.I have to say that or they set my house on fire. Which does horrible things to the lanscaping.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-05, 01:03 PM (EST)
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51. "Pray for the Booger..." |
The WWBAEL implores the great Kukul to not allow the Jungle invaders and defilers to consume boogers in their quest for protein. Ear wax-OK. Toe cheese, navel lint or scab picking if they must, but Leave the Boogers BE!!Also, if the great defiler, known scornfully as Bobby Jon, attempts to make laughing stock of the noble practice of evacuating our noble booger brothers and sisters by employing the horrible and demeaning Snot Rocket ejection-ing technique, "May his heart and blood be spilled on the sacrificial altar of the Mighty Mayan Gods, and may his soul be cast unto the depths of the underworld, to levels formerly reserved for the Unholy of Unholies, the booger cannibal and SATAN, April" World-Wide Booger Anti-Exploitation League
Allied with the BSA (Brotherhood of Snot; America) and OOPS (Oozing Open Pus Sores alliance)
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-05, 11:26 PM (EST)
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53. "Nakum E.R. Alliance" |
Proposition to BoobyJon, Jim, and Blake: We are the ill male members of Nakum, and we can soon form a Nakum E.R. Alliance Club soon enough once we get some of these useless ladies off. Rules for the Club: 1) The four of us shall meet at 6pm every day. Meetings begin with the 4 of us sticking our fingers down our throats and puking. 2) The official club game is "Candyland". You may only eat 2 game pieces per day. Correction: Only I may eat 2 game pieces per day, you all get nothing. 3) We all have our own super powers, and are limited to only these superpowers until we reach the Final Four together. BoobyJon, you can get your eyes to roll into the back of your head. Jim, you have the amazing power of swinging your arm in a sling a whole 2 inches. Blake, your magic power will be your ability to get hit by thorns of all shapes and sizes. And my supperpower (intentional typo) will be my ability to jump facefirst into a swampy bog of chocolate pudding and eat my way out. 4) As the president and doorman of the club, only I can have premature evacuations. 5) There is no Fight Club. 6) We will practice our back flips every other evening, at 6:30pm following the meetings. I told JiffyProbst I could do one at Tribal Council, so I need to be prepared in case he asks me to demonstrate. 7) We must eliminate thy hunky, quirky, and healthy Brandon ASAP, for he is a threat to the rest of our masculinities. 8) We must all wear baby blue attire at all meetings. As each of you three read these conditions set forth, and if you agree to them, please reply below. Even though good ol' Jim has been voted out, never leave him out of the picture because they could always bring him back a la Burton and Lillian in S7, hhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa. Excuse me, I have to go puke again. 
So glad I picked Judd, this guy is so damn easy to make fun of. Just look at him.
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 08:36 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Nakum E.R. Alliance" |
As long as I get to keep upchucking, I am all for it. Nothing says "hunk" quite like being on all fours, puking my guts out. So this should really be helping my portfolio when I get back to the business.So I'll give it a try, but I really don't think there are enough super powers in the world for you to be backflipping that caboose of yours.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 12:30 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Nakum E.R. Alliance" |
You're gonna get rid of me? Ya damn Yank. Do ya think the next immunity challenge is gonna be yakkin' in a beaker until ya reach a red line? I say. This ain't Family Double Dare, boy.Hey Jiffy. How 'bout one of them twists where we gets to switch tribes?
Why am I talking like I live in the Old South? I'm from Kansas.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 08:20 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Weak links club...hmmmm.....has potential....sweet meat....
(OK, the old guy was kinda stringy, but the others look tasty, one is a real chunko...ummm)dum dum....dum dum.....
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 08:27 AM (EST)
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55. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Hold on Croc, my friend, I get them first. Remember our deal, I get the blood and guts bath first, then you get to dismember and devour the remains (ummmm - Homer drool).
Remember kids, you don't gets your puddin if you don't eats your meat!!. hee hee, hee hee.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 12:42 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Jungle. Sacrifices. Crocs. Technicolor Yawns. Snot Rockets. How is it even possible for The Amazing Race to win the Emmy?
Mark "Me and my safari hat get no respect" Burnett
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 01:37 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Just don't go for a TAR -style "head-shaving challenge". Us girls hate that.Forget the shaved heads, but, not to mention any names, there is a female out here who could use a razor....or a lip wax.....or a 5,000 watt spotlight to remove the "shadow" from above her lip.
Lawyerin for almost 3 months now!
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 07:53 PM (EST)
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63. "My stock has risen, but Jim WTF??????" |
Well wasn't I the most useful member of Nakum? I knew that being a registered nurse would help me on Survivor, and my plan is working perfectly. I am so happy that hunk Bobby Jon is on my tribe, not only did he put his arm on me during the hike to point us in the right direction, I got to rub his thigh when he was all cramped up, mmmmmmm Poor Blake is hurting real bad, I might just have to take the machete to his shoulder in the next episode, so you all stay tuned. Jim, WTF were you thinking voting for me? I mean really, yes you were useful and helped us get to the camp first, and if it hadn't been for your popped bicep you probably wouldn't have been booted, but voting for me, your savior, your Florence freaking Nightengale? I just don't get that. Harumpf.  
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-05, 11:35 PM (EST)
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67. "Ummmm....yummy" |
Margaret,I usually don't get crushes on women old enough to be my mom. But I have to tell you that I found the way you soothed my shoulder and held my luxurous...lexurius...long Fabio-like hair VERY hot. If you don't boot me anytime soon, I could return the favors with a backrub or ten. Since you're a nurse, I know you can appreciate my skills if we played doctor. How about a little...hold on...urrrfff!!! ug oh...HEAVE!!! oh momma....hurrrrrrlllll....yuck, spit... Now where was I....Hold on...come back here...was it something I said? Margie? baby? What's wrong? Take me with you to the final TWO!!!!! PLEASE!!! I can't make it without you!
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-05, 01:02 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: Ummmm....yummy" |
Oh honey, come right on over here and put your head in my lap. I'll make you feel better. I have this exercise that will help you stop thinking about that hurting shoulder...
And you wonder why all the strong good looking men on my tribe are always soooooo exhausted and gasping for air...
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-05, 07:34 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Ummmm....yummy" |
Don't sell yourself short Judd, we love the strong protector types as much as the flashy eye candy beefcakes, it takes all types, you know what I'm saying? When you took that flop off the side of the boat into the muck, wow that was hot!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 06:00 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: Hey Jub-Jub!" |
Hey, hey, ya kiddin' me? Ima big boy, ya know, I can defend myself, alright?I don't need any-a-you to fight my battles for me, alright? I feel so good right now I can do a backflip, alright?
I <333 Crisco and Bacon Grease
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 06:26 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: Hey Jub-Jub!" |
The team talked it over, and we're fine with your just singing your college fight song during dinner.Oh. Right. College. Carry on.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-05, 11:14 PM (EST)
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76. "ep2's thread" |
will hopefully be started by Survivor Scott (i've asked him first, as he PM'd me on another matter), or Draco, Or estee.
Or someone other than I, as I will be evacuating the TX coast.That is all. Miss yall and see yall soon. I'll check in on OT when I can. Carry on! love,
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 08:50 AM (EST)
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77. "RE: ep2's thread" |
To quote the wisest person I know (me, immodestly);"When they say Git, GIT!!" Good luck. Galveston (just an assumption) has survived some pretty bad licks. 
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 03:36 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Weirdest damn mini-camp I've ever been to. The hike? No problem: gotta build endurance. The hauling? No problem: gotta build strength. Playing with girls? O-kay... it's the 21st century, gotta move with the times, and Steph sure has the build for a running back. Getting rid of the least valuable player on the losing squad? Got to cut the rookies eventually. Now, if someone would just show me where the first actual football is, I'd be all kinds of thankful.
(Playing without a helmet since 1958.)
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 04:43 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-21-05 AT 04:44 PM (EST)Now, if someone would just show me where the first actual football is, I'd be all kinds of thankful. I hate to break it to you, but the football will not arrive. But this does explain you trying to put your hands under all sorts of "centers". There have been some complaints.
Mark "39 Days, not 4 Quarters" Burnett
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 04:50 PM (EST)
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87. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
Hey, you try looking at Morgan and not thinking 'tight end'.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-05, 04:57 PM (EST)
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88. "RE: "BetheSurvivor" 11.1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-21-05 AT 04:57 PM (EST)I want to play too! What do you want me to play? Do not dare go to the obvious joke here.
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