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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 03-06-01, 01:28 PM (EST) ""I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" Here's my version of the top ten - best? worst?-things to come out of Jerri's big yap. I'm going from memory, so some of the quotes aren't exact. "I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT!" Jerri's Top Ten Lines 10. "I'm not the kind of girl to let stuff like that slide off my back." (Oh, if we only knew the full portent of that back in Ep 1!) 9. "No wonder we haven't been catching any fish. They're full from eating the fish guts being dumped in the river." (Umm... yeah.) 8. "I think a snake bite would be better than a broken something or other." (She has to argue about EVERYTHING, even if it's said by her little Lamber.) 7. "I think Colby's afraid of me, because my little chocolate fantasies definitely involve him." (He's not afraid, he just doesn't want to puke up what little food is in his belly.) 6. "I'm going to finagle my way in with the other tribe and mix things up a bit, freak some people out, cause a ruckus, wreak a little havoc." (Girl, you're not all that. Get over yourself.) 5. "Mitch, I promised you that I would never cast a vote for you, and I'm not going to break that promise." (Honest,ethical Jerri: 1 point. Evil, conniving, lying, b*itchy, spiteful Jerri: 10,000 points 4. "It seems like it's pretty much the end of all of us voting the same." (How are your eyes after that blinding flash of the obvious?) 3. "It would be nice if the Kuchas would just let us win this Reward Challenge." (Because that's just what you would do, right? And BTW - you're an idiot.) 2. "(Screeching various chocolate candy names at the top of her lungs)" (SHUT UP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!) And the number one line that I can't believe Jerri said: 1. "It's not like I'm asking you to make a deal with the Devil." (Yes. It. Is.) Please add to this, I know I have missed some! -dangerkitty "Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare...I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?(get crazy with the cheese whiz)>" -Beck   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Dalton 03-06-01 1    RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Cherberrie 03-11-01 7  RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Survivorerist 03-06-01 2  RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Drive My Car 03-06-01 3  That's a 4-Hershey post!!! Rat Chef 03-06-01 4  RE: "I can't believe she said that!... ItzLisa 03-06-01 5    RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Spronger 03-06-01 6        RE: "I can't believe she said that!... Monkeyboy 03-12-01 8

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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-06-01, 02:45 PM (EST) 1. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" DK, by the time I got to #7 I was laughing so hard it blurred the screen. Terrific List Girl!!! Brava!! The scarriest part is that MB is deliberately making a "star" out of this wantabee broad. He probably has a seperate contract giving him 50% of Jerri's future earnings!!!! I can't think of one other castmate that has had ten actual "lines" on the TV show anybody could remember as well. Your #6 -- Jerri's Plan for joining tribes.... "finagle", "freak", "ruckus", "havoc"!!!! She could have a great career in the WWF or whatever those freaky wrestling shows are called. Dalton   Top

Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-11-01, 08:33 AM (EST) 7. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" >The scarriest part is that MB is deliberately >making a "star" out of this wantabee broad. I read somewhere on the Net that MB personally interviewed and picked Jerri for the show.   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-06-01, 03:56 PM (EST) 2. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" Congrats! It's the reality TV of Top Ten lists! Survivorerist Amber Brkich, Colby Donaldson, Elisabeth Filarski. The alphabet alliance.   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-06-01, 04:21 PM (EST) 3. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" Go dangerkitty GO!!!!!!! This was great- your comments were the cats meow (sorry couldn't help that one) The best- "how are your eyes after that blinding flash of the obvious" Hoo hoo too much fun ebug   Top

Rat Chef 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 03-06-01, 04:28 PM (EST) 4. "That's a 4-Hershey post!!!"   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-06-01, 04:47 PM (EST) 5. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" >3. "It would be nice if the Kuchas would just let us win this Reward Challenge." (Because that's just what you would do, right? And BTW - you're an idiot.) *** (*screaming and kicking feet in the air*) AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!!!!! I hate that selfish, lazy skank ho!!! IhateherIhateherIhateherIhateher!!!!! ....but I LOOOVE this list, Miss Kittens!!! You da bomb!!! ************************************** What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about???   Top

Spronger 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-06-01, 11:21 PM (EST) 6. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" How about # 11: "Thanks, I needed that." ha-HA-HA!!! She needs that at least once a day, a big pail of water in that nasty face!   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-12-01, 11:51 AM (EST) 8. "RE: "I can't believe she said that!" Jerri's top ten lines" #12: "I remembered something about mixing flour and water makes a dough." #13: "I saw him eating jerky...he pulled it out of his pocket."   Top

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