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""Be the Survivor" - Week 6"
Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-22-04, 08:36 AM (EST)
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""Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
Ah can not wait for Jiffy to get his A$$ in gear this Mawnin! Ahh have too much on mah mined! How on Gawd's green earth is a tribe of 5 women and 1 man (some may say half a man)going to beat those fat four + Twila (she's half a man too) and Julie? Especially, when Eliza and Leanne are givin' up all the time? Yes, it is true... they kicked our NuYassah butts in both the reward challenge and the Immunity challenge! Woe is me.... And that Ami .... Ahh will git her good! Ahh know what she is up too -- she is tryin' to keep the weak girls with her so she can beat 'em later on in the game! She is so transparent! But, ahh will git my revenge -- As soon as Ahh git to Loser Lodge, Ahh am gonna git out my luxury item --- it's a VooDoo doll!!! That's right -- I want Ami's A$$ outta there! And I will place my VooDoo pins accordingly! Ahh will git mah revenge!!
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 09:42 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
Boy, did I have a hard time "holding it" this past couple of days. First I can't keep my boobies in my top during the pig challenge, then I just couldn't hold my breath in the IC.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-22-04, 10:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
Boy, did I have a hard time "holding it" this past couple of days. I know what you've been holdin' Leanne! And it ain't yo' breath! I seen you on your hikes in the bushes with Ami! I seen you with those hard plaintains! And yo're talkin' bout boobies? What boobies are you talkin' about? I'll show ya some REAL boobies - Take a look at these!! Ahh am out for revenge!
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-22-04, 09:45 AM (EST)
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2. "A woman scorned" |
Geesh, ya sleep in til 8 and all heck breaks loose.Maybe this is the week where I had the little machete-meets-wrist accident. yeah, must be. Well, Ok, we all know who the BIG LOSER is this week. Anyone surprised? Everyone happy in their new tribes? Settling in? Bwahahaha Scarlett, I love it - check your Inbox
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 11:46 AM (EST)
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5. "Settling in?" |
I settled into the sand really nicely. Even Sarge and Chad thought so.Hey, the human body is a natural creation. There's nothing wrong with giving it some extra exposure to nature once in a while in the name of a nice warm day. It's a perfectly innocent thing and there was nothing wrong or sinful about it at all. Anyone who says otherwise is probably Twila. Figuring the million is gone, so might as well enjoy the island, Saint Julie.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 11:57 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Settling in?" |
I didn't look!!! Really!!OK, maybe just a peek. But just a little one. It was nice. Steak, eggs, and a nekkid woman. Life is good.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 00:01 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Settling in?" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:12 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:10 AM (EST) >I settled into the sand really >nicely. Even Sarge and >Chad thought so. Kudos to the heretofor much-maligned cameramen who tell all secrets great and small. The caught the boys covertly checkin' you out. ><. . . exposure . . .> It's a perfectly >innocent thing and there was >nothing wrong or sinful about >it at all. Anyone >who says otherwise is probably >Twila. But if they were French . . . in which case, Scout and Twila would also be nude on the beach. Ewwwwww. (This also answers the question posed on the cultural differences thread.)
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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 12:42 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-22-04 AT 12:43 PM (EST) MB, this is the kind of reward I was talking about. It doesn't get any better then steak and eggs. And...did you finally see me kick butt on a challenge??
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
I'd be worried if your Challenge was to pass the SATs, but since you were working with pigs and totem pieces... and not a #2 pencil, all was well.Glad you enjoyed the protein. America certainly enjoyed the sunbathing. Mark "Nudity = Numbers" Burnett
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 01:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
I was disappointed. With the word "Tied" in the episode title, I figured maybe Uncle Bob, from the purple side of my family, was coming to visit.
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Steen 1544 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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10-22-04, 02:17 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
::Sobs::I messed up I just couldnt catch a pig! I Didnt even have a shot to prove myself in the IC, Im an asset to this team. Scout is useless. I wanted to be the GateKeeper (aka Useless) in the RC! If she wasnt here, I wouldnt have a problem! Who needs steak and eggs, anyways? But you all know I looked the best all Muddy
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-22-04, 07:59 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-22-04 AT 08:00 PM (EST)But you all know I looked the best all Muddy I don't think so girlfriend! We all know who looked the best muddy!
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 00:08 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Eliza Excuses" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:10 AM (EST)Eliza, honey, as one of the many feathered creatures watching the debacle of human vs. piglet, I must say that we were quite pleased with your unwillingness to dive into the mud and grasp one of the locals. But I must agree with your statement that Scout always gets the easy jobs and her value to the tribe has escaped us, also. But she's a sweet, dear, wise, woman who doesn't threaten Ami. So you go, girl. Beat those Fat Dudes next time around. My flight plan if already filed, so gotta go!
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survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-25-04, 04:19 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: "Be the Survivor" - Week 6" |
You sucked this week Eliza, next why don't you try doing the oppisite, try blowing for a change
Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-27-04, 05:46 AM (EST)
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28. "Excuse me" |
Hey little one, I wouldn't go so far as saying I am useless, this game is NOT all about winning challenges. Sure it would have been nice to win the steak and eggs, but do you really want all that red meat staying around in your colon after being purged for 16 days? Your little body could not have handled it.And don't blame me for your lack of not wanting to get muddy, that is all it was for you. I bet if they had offered peanut butter instead of Steak, you would have stripped naked, caught 2 pigs, and still had time to do a victory dance all the way to the sty. 2004 A S S Trivia Champ
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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10-22-04, 04:42 PM (EST)
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11. "And the academy award" |
goes to me for my rousing speech before the reward challenge. I can't believe that those women actually brought that crap.Thanks for having such a big mouth and allowing me to slip in through the cracks. I finally broke the survivor black man stereo type by whuppin Sarge's a55 in a swimming challenge. Thats right Sarge i whupped your a55 don't worry though I haven't forgotten about you just make sure you make it to the merge because I want the privelage of taking you out myself ya bonehead.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 06:07 PM (EST)
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13. "Work it Rory, work it!" |
I don't know about the Academy Award, but your speech is definitely a contender for the "Silver Shovel" award.The mind games may or may not work on the dwindling female alliance, but at least you're not an Osten!
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 00:14 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Kickin Butt" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:13 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 00:15 AM (EST) Rory: As we sit on our treetops watching humans do things we've never EVER seen before, we actually thought you were a ringer -- a local, who was fit, smart and strong. Like Yasur's friend, Da. Those long walks in the woods seem to have strengthened your body and spirit. We're liking you a lot more. Baaaaawwwwk Baaaawwwwk
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 06:46 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Kickin Butt" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-27-04 AT 02:44 AM (EST)As the Royalty of Reality, the Viceroy of Vanuatu and the Survivor Puppetmaster, I present unto you... a bird. Flipping you an alternate bird... Now, who wants another earthquake?
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-23-04, 10:49 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: It's a bird!" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:50 AM (EST)Quick!! I'm gonnah catch me that bird and eat it for Suppah! As she puts another pin in her VooDoo doll for Ami
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 10:54 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: It's a bird!" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-04 AT 10:55 AM (EST)> >Quick!! I'm gonnah catch me >that bird and eat it >for Suppah! As the bird flies overhead, it is heard saying, "Hey, Lisa. Can you say Guano?
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-23-04, 03:06 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: It's a bird!" |
guano bowls... collect the whole set!
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-26-04, 01:05 PM (EST)
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26. "Bowl Games" |
I do believe USC played in the Guana Bowl last year.
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