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""Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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03-17-04, 09:19 PM (EST)
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""Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
You know the drill. Please post as your ASSigned character. To anyone not signed-up: you may post a few comments or PM me.So, another (tba) gone. Tell me how glad your character is to STILL be in the game. What of the "big blowup" of Rupe and Rob? What of the "big romance" of Rupe and Rob, whoops, I meant Amber and Rob. yeah, whatever. I think we saw more action with Jerri and Lex.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-04, 01:51 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
Slings and Arrows -Is everybody getting irritated with the sand in their swimsuits? Bahstan Rahb openly taunting Rupe about his Hawai'ian Sling fishing abilities and Jerri laughing over dumping Colby while Mogo Mogo goes down in flames once again. At least no one can accuse Jerri of flying UTR right now...
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-18-04, 12:15 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
I was very proud of myself for beating Alicia on the Log Roll - twice. She seems like an awesome girl, and we might even be friends, but did you see me? Twig, stick, me? I beat Miss Buff Alicia, twice.Damn right I'm tooting my own horn. Just cuz the rest of my tribe sucks the fleas off a dead dog's behind, doesn't mean I'm not capable of doing something to pull my weight. Ethan? Who? I'm sorry I didn't really notice him - he wasn't gay enough for me.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-04, 08:37 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Loaded Dice" |
Did someone say "loaded dice"?Of course Shii-Ann did well at the Log Roll RC. She's been rolling her eyes and watching her footing since she arrived. And as far as Shii-Ann's "sucking fleas" remark... nice language young lady. If my daughter said something like that, I'd leave her out for the dingoes to eat. Last but not least, Alicia's "improvements" - they help morale, help the ratings and distract Big Tom - well worth the investment, I'd say. Mark "Putting the Quit Boat in Dry Dock" Burnett
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-18-04, 01:22 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
Yeah, who cares if the other tribe doesn't like me? I'm picking off all their food supplies so they won't be strong enough to play in the challenges.I brought them some toiletries, like that is going to help. I wasn't cruel enough to leave without granting Shii-Ann's request for rice. I had no idea they lost practically a full bag of the stuff.
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-18-04, 06:00 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Please take Tom, KO!" |
If Rupert and I were smart (which we're not), we should have approached you and Big Tom instead of agreeing to be in the Ramber alliance.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-19-04, 10:05 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Please take Tom, KO!" |
Ah Shaddap and go cook mah dinner woman. Bring back the spice rack Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-04, 03:13 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-04 AT 03:14 PM (EST)Hey, Ethan, come on in!! Have you had a nice long hot shower yet? Go do that, shave and all that stuff. Then come back, drag up a seat and have a beer! Sit here with me and we watch Lex and his Mogo Mogo harem go down in flames, one by one by one, and laugh at them. Can you imagine getting rid of two of your strongest members, especially a challenge machine like me, and still have any hope of going to the merge in any kinda decent shape? Most folks would try to go into a merge close to even. But not Lex. Noooooo, he's gotta get rid of his "competition" before the merge, even though it's gonna mean that he's outnumbered 2 to 1 by the other tribe.
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Shereebie 391 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-18-04, 05:40 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
Just wanted to mention that I love these threads and get a kick out of reading our 'Survivors' commentary each week.Great stuff, guys! Colby? I luff you.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-19-04, 11:32 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-19-04 AT 11:32 AM (EST)OF course you do! Doesn't everyone? Well, 'cept Jerri.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-19-04, 12:01 PM (EST)
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17. "Survivor Talent Ltd." |
In an effort to squeeze every dime possible out of my puppets, I have just formed a new enterprise, "Survivor Talent Limited".Here are some of my clients and their specialties. Anyone interested in booking them, please contact me immediately. Rob M : "Don't Drink & Drive" spokes-model Shii-Ann : Official Food Taster for International Despots Rupert : The character of "Black Bert" for Pirate Conventions Colby : Product Endorsements / Male Escort Don't delay! These Survivors will sell out quickly. Operators are standing . . . bye. I almost forgot. Osten is available as a foot stool.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-22-04, 02:32 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Survivor Talent Ltd." |
Really... I had no idea they were filming The Exorcist IV.Where else does rolling your eyes back into your head get you a paycheck? Mark "Underappreciated" Burnett
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-23-04, 11:53 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Survivor Talent Ltd." |
Really? Can that be true? *holds up sign* Will TWoP for cash
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-20-04, 03:48 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
Hey Colby! When you and Ethan go snorkeling, be sure and swim close to the mermaid lagoon. We'd love a little eye candy over here.A PMT original, 2004
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-23-04, 01:33 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
I only snorkle with Lex now. And forget the coral, its his eel that I love to find under the water.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-23-04, 02:40 PM (EST)
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26. "DIY joke" |
Attention all A.S.S.es:Please insert your own "Lex's tattooed eel" joke here.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-24-04, 11:24 AM (EST)
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29. "Benevolent Overlord of Survivor" |
I try to step aside and let everyone pounce on the "Lex's eel" line and this is the thanks I get? *Australian pout*Jerri, I know the only reason you want my gig so you can be closer to Jiffy. But you should have heard the crew giggle during your "I think I bring a positive energy and boost morale" response at TC. Is your plan to just coast until the merge, or you have something more devious in mind? Mark "Working on my people skills" Burnett
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-24-04, 02:59 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Benevolent Overlord of Survivor" |
Is your plan to just coast until the merge, or you have something more devious in mind? Well, this is really a detailed and elaborate plan. I started out thinking I could keep quiet and slip in under the radar. This of course worked although Rupert "delusions of granduer" the contractor was makeing it very, very hard to do. But I prevailed damn it, I did! I did!
Then of course, I got stuck with Shriek Anne, who can't open her mouth without putting her foot in it, and as an actress, her constant upstaging has me fighting my own personal Sunset Blvd. Tendencies. But I did get rid of Colby, and got to see Lex's eel. So hey, I'll just ride the tide for a bit longer, and try and keep from killing the shrew without a clue. Jiffy's nice enough MB, but I perfer my men ready for anything. And you have to admit, Lex has a concealed map tatooed on himself, and fishook earrings so we never starve. I'm sticking to Lexie.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-24-04, 03:42 PM (EST)
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32. "Judging Jerri" |
Here I was, thinking of you as lazy, boring and sullen, but it turns out that you have more layers than an onion... and more tears as well.I'm secure enough to wear a goofy Indiana Jones and the Synagogue of Guilt hat and I'm secure enough to admit I might have been wrong about you. In the past, if I thought about you and "restraint", the words "court order" and "handcuffs" would also bubble up. But I'm here to tell you -- I'm looking at you in a whole new way, my little mop top. And thanks so much for not joining "The View"
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 00:52 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Judging Jerri" |
You like me! You really like me!!!Oh, I wouldn't join the View, Star would drive me nuts with her constant shoe fetish. Everyone knows that buffs are the thing to collect.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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03-25-04, 09:32 AM (EST)
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35. "Wha???" |
Shut yo mouth, girl. I ain't down with that! (See, I hang all over Rob, and Tom is my personal scrub stool).However, IF Jerri wants to be my little follower this time, that's perfectly ok. And it would be her best option anyway. HEY, Did y'all catch my awesome Imitation of Jerri last night?
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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03-26-04, 00:17 AM (EST)
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38. "now admit it..." |
wasn't I right on, when I imitated your telling Jiffy that You were looking for someone to rub some Chocolate on?Hmnnf? I can't remember if you ever SAID it, but we know you are thinking it. Not that I blame ya. (whoops, did I say that out loud?) yes, I'm stuck over here with the tool. I hope that fine man, Ethan is still around. loves sunnybunny ;)
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Wha???" |
>I so hope you will be >leaving before me, Closet Queen. Let me explain something to you, oh clueless one. Your attempts at flying under the radar are so obvious, you might has well have a neon light attatched to your forehead. It's not working. >The fact that you are >still here - what, you >think Lex is interested in >you? Well, I have seen more action from Lex in the last few days, then you saw from Colby since you washed up here. And Lex hasn't been giving you anything, including the time of day, now has he? >Pfft! Perhaps you should get that looked at sweetie, you appear to have a sprung a leak. I hear they have a good staff at Loser Lodge and you will be seeing that long before I do.
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-27-04, 10:35 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Wha???" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-29-04 AT 09:53 PM (EST)a good staff at Loser Lodge We all hope you find that good staff very soon! How did you know the staff was that good even before you got there? hmmm... I know a good staff when I see one! Been spottin em since 1984!
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-29-04, 11:10 AM (EST)
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50. "RE: Wha???" |
Let me explain something to you, oh clueless one. Your attempts at flying under the radar are so obvious, you might has well have a neon light attatched to your forehead. It's not working. You're in for SUCH a surprise. Talk about "not working." Your I'm sweet & light and butter won't melt in my mouth is not working with me. I know what it is melting in your mouth, and let's just say that MB obviously cares about Lex' marriage. Well, I have seen more action from Lex in the last few days Just as I was saying... And Lex hasn't been giving you anything, including the time of day, now has he?
Oh come on, we all know Colby is gay. And don't think I don't know how hot to trot with the cowboy you were. You don't need to know what Lex has been giving me. In fact, you clearly underestimate my abilities to attract alliance partners. And at least MY tribe didn't fall apart and have to be divided up like the unwanted junk at the Yard Sale. I hear they have a good staff at Loser Lodge and you will be seeing that long before I do. Send the staff my warmest hellos and tell them to give you a good long massage - get the kink out of your neck from trying to see down Colby's pants. tee hee for the comeback to Pfft - excellent!
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-29-04, 01:58 PM (EST)
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51. "Good work, girls." |
It sounds like you're both gearing up for a catfight and that's really good for ratings. Lord knows, we need some excitement after that recap.(hmmm... maybe I can borrow that boxing ring from Av. Joe and you can wrestle - three out of four falls?) Or maybe this is just a sneaky ploy to get some (tina) Wesson oil.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-29-04, 05:36 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Wha???" |
Oh come on, we all know Colby is gay.HEY!!! That's not right!!! (as far as you know)
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-30-04, 02:50 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Wha???" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-04 AT 02:55 PM (EST)Yeah, but you're liable to get smacked in the head.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-27-04, 11:05 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-27-04 AT 11:06 PM (EST)you can slip me a fin. On porpise, or for the halibut.
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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04-01-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-01-04 AT 06:34 PM (EST)Hey there, Colby. Glad I could be back with my good buddy over here on looser island. I knew when you left I was as good as gone, though I did my best to prevent it. I guess Kathy thought Lex's eyes told her he'd boot Shii-Ann before her. Anyway, at least I lasted the longest of any winner. And I didn't have to merge with the Shiny Happy Tribe Holding Hands. -Ethan
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-30-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Now that's decimated the competition in Mogo ..." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-04 AT 02:26 PM (EST)hell naw doan ya be puddin may in yore allyanze afer thate way you screwed may last time decoder ring translation: lex bite me you're on your own this time Bring back the spice rack Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-30-04, 07:09 PM (EST)
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57. "Decoder ring not enough" |
I have to pay for Closed Captioning as part of my contract with CBS. I spring for Open Captioning when you goobers whisper to each other.Now I have to invest in someone to decipher and caption nearly everything Big Tom says? As we say in Queensland, "Oy vey Maria." Tom, if you tried to smuggle in a set of tools between your cheek and gums... you can spit it out now and all will be forgiven.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-31-04, 01:35 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Decoder ring not enough" |
Kape it up mawky u r just achin fer trobletranslation if the big tom jokes continue Big Tom will get naked like Rich except it wont be as pretty and the blur would be a hell of alot bigger Bring back the spice rack Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-31-04, 01:17 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Now that's decimated the competition in Mogo ..." |
Hell naw we aint no darn friends afta tha way ya did ma in afrika no way in hell is big tom goan hep ya outdecoder ring translation: Go find you another lamb because this time around I'm rob's lamb all dis tawkin about da lams makin big tom horny big tome got go
Bring back the spice rack Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-30-04, 09:55 PM (EST)
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59. "Hooking" |
Lex, I think anyone who gets close is in danger of hooking up with you. This is not due to your mental toughness or gamemanship, it's because your piercings are a danger to anyone who gets within three feet of you!Jerri is dying to hook up with you. She said something about "looking for Prince Albert"....? Hey Vols, did I get that right? On pace for the 1k...
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-31-04, 02:48 AM (EST)
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62. "Hooking for the Mother Lode" |
If that's case Jerri, then stop by the Prop Shop and borrow a tattoo needle and a metal detector. If Bahstan Rahb and Ambuh are "Rambuh", would you two be "JerriLex"? (Sounds like a new personality disorder drug. Or maybe an ointment for Colby's crotch rot.) {the 1k drops tomorrow}
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