|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
"Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style"
J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
02-26-04, 12:29 PM (EST)
|
"Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style" |
Hey... for anyone who's spent enough time at Bashers or at OT, you'll know that I'm obsessed with 80s music, and I've written a few 80s song parodies before... This one's devoted to Richard Hatch, to the tune of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer." I'd give you a cool mil' if you'd just put on your pants you could be my final two partner if you'd put "Little Richard" back You just say "alliance!" I'll be anything you need Rich, that ain't a big dipper though I'm glad you're proud, it just has to end you could have a big shark, biting Going "stumpy"'s not a trend Don't wanna see - your sledgehammer why don't you lose some weight!? oh put away your sledgehammer this will be my testimony Honey, you're a fruitcake 'cos sharks will bite you where they can Richard, you're a fruitcake but I'm never doubting you're all man Please cover up your sledgehammer why did you bring a kilt? They'll censor out the sledgehammer You're the one with guilt Don't make me touch -your sledgehammer this can be my testimony that's your sledgehammer let there be no doubt about it sledge sledge sledgehammer Please kick the habit (don't) show your skin how 'bout some new stuff? you go dancing in, you go dancing in oh what you show for me and I won't show for you show for me, I won't show for you yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you only you you've been peeking through going to hide that powerr hide, hide up that power, hey I've been guarding my vision I've been guarding my vision going to hide your penis, hide it dude come on, come on, help me dude yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you I've been keeping my eyesight I've been keeping my eyesight it's what you're doing, doing all day and night J Slice
|
|
Top |
| |
Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
02-26-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
|
1. "RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style" |
My sentiments exactly -- Great job putting it to music!
|
|
Top |
| |
Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
|
02-26-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
|
2. "RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style" |
Funny stuff. "I'd give you a cool mil', If you'd just put on your pants..." Brilliant opening line.Skiver. (Is that DAW supression thing of yours legal in these parts?)
|
|
Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|