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"Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style"
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-04, 12:29 PM (EST)
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"Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style"


Hey... for anyone who's spent enough time at Bashers or at OT, you'll know that I'm obsessed with 80s music, and I've written a few 80s song parodies before... This one's devoted to Richard Hatch, to the tune of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer."

I'd give you a cool mil'
if you'd just put on your pants
you could be my final two partner
if you'd put "Little Richard" back

You just say "alliance!"
I'll be anything you need

Rich, that ain't a big dipper
though I'm glad you're proud, it just has to end
you could have a big shark, biting
Going "stumpy"'s not a trend

Don't wanna see - your sledgehammer
why don't you lose some weight!?
oh put away your sledgehammer
this will be my testimony

Honey, you're a fruitcake
'cos sharks will bite you where they can
Richard, you're a fruitcake
but I'm never doubting you're all man

Please cover up your sledgehammer
why did you bring a kilt?
They'll censor out the sledgehammer
You're the one with guilt
Don't make me touch -your sledgehammer
this can be my testimony
that's your sledgehammer
let there be no doubt about it

sledge sledge sledgehammer

Please kick the habit
(don't) show your skin
how 'bout some new stuff?
you go dancing in, you go dancing in
oh what you show for me
and I won't show for you
show for me, I won't show for you
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
only you
you've been peeking through
going to hide that powerr
hide, hide up that power, hey
I've been guarding my vision
I've been guarding my vision
going to hide your penis, hide it dude
come on, come on, help me dude
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I've been keeping my eyesight
I've been keeping my eyesight
it's what you're doing, doing
all day and night


J Slice

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 RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch sty... Dakota 02-26-04 1
 RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch sty... Skiver 02-26-04 2

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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style"
My sentiments exactly -- Great job putting it to music!

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Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Sledgehammer, Richard Hatch style"
Funny stuff. "I'd give you a cool mil', If you'd just put on your pants..." Brilliant opening line.

Skiver.

(Is that DAW supression thing of yours legal in these parts?)

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