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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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"Um...Larry?"
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-04 AT 04:07 PM (EST)

I'm not one to ask outright for something for nothing, but please please please please please please please PLEASE Larry please say you're doing your Gay Survival Journals this season?

I don't know how many times so far I've been watching S8 and saying "Oooo I wonder what Larry's gonna say about THAT!" I'm sure it has to do with the fashion dry-spell we had in S7, but it has more to do with Larry's wit and no-holds-barred divadom!

Come out come out whereever you are!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Um...Larry? Sagebrush Dan 02-06-04 1
 RE: Um...Larry? nailbone 02-06-04 2
 RE: Um...Larry? realitycoholic 02-06-04 3
   RE: Um...Larry? ginger 02-06-04 4
 RE: Um...Larry? Estee 02-06-04 5
 RE: Um...Larry? Devious Weasel 02-06-04 6
   RE: Um...Larry? Wheezy 02-06-04 7
 RE: Um...Larry? Sunny_Bunny 02-06-04 8
 RE: Um...Larry? MakeItStop 02-07-04 9
 RE: Um...Larry? Coconut 02-07-04 10
 Post a Link, Larry. Please? Swami 02-07-04 11
 RE: Um...Larry? AugustGirl 02-07-04 12
   this is his site, but.... Thaibeach 02-08-04 13
 BUMP! frisky 02-08-04 14
 Me too me too Breezy 02-09-04 15
 RE: Um...Larry? Brownroach 02-09-04 16
   RE: Um...Larry? Dakota 02-09-04 17
       RE: Um...Larry? Brownroach 02-09-04 18
 RE: Um...Larry? realitycoholic 02-09-04 19
   RE: Um...Larry? MakeItStop 02-09-04 20
 RE: Um...Larry? shanana banana 02-09-04 21
 RE: Um...Larry? J2Mommy 02-12-04 22
 RE: Um...Larry? samboohoo 02-12-04 23
   RE: Um...Larry? Sagebrush Dan 02-12-04 24
 To MakeItStop Sagebrush Dan 02-14-04 25
   RE: To MakeItStop MakeItStop 02-14-04 26
       RE: To MakeItStop Sagebrush Dan 02-15-04 27
 RE: Um...Larry? TODDLJ 02-19-04 28
   awwwww larry! cqvenus 02-19-04 29
       RE: awwwww larry! ginger 02-19-04 33
   *HUGS* frisky 02-19-04 30
   RE: Um...Larry? Estee 02-19-04 31
   RE: Um...Larry? J2Mommy 02-19-04 32
   Oh Larry Honey Breezy 02-19-04 34
   RE: Um...Larry? Connie E 02-19-04 35
   RE: Um...Larry? realitycoholic 02-19-04 36
       RE: Um...Larry? TODDLJ 02-20-04 40
   RE: Um...Larry? Sagebrush Dan 02-20-04 37
       You are so sweet Dan.... wandacal 02-20-04 38
           RE: You are so sweet Dan.... Sagebrush Dan 02-20-04 39
 RE: Um...Larry? TODDLJ 02-20-04 41
   RE: Um...Larry? frisky 02-21-04 44
 RE: Um...Larry? MakeItStop 02-20-04 42
   RE: Um...Larry? tinybubs 02-20-04 43
 RE: Um...Larry? dabo 02-23-04 45

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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings
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02-06-04, 04:20 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Um...Larry?"
What Frisky said.
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02-06-04, 04:32 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Yeah!


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02-06-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! When I didn't see any fashionista summary for the finale, I worried that our wonderful Larry had checked out. Please tell me it isn't so!

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02-06-04, 06:40 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Um...Larry?"
LARRY, LARRY, LARRY, LARRY (everyone, now), LARRY, LARRY...


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02-06-04, 06:49 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Re-ditto. (Is that actually possible?)
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02-06-04, 08:07 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Add my voice to the throng. And to the thong, for that matter.

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02-06-04, 08:14 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Um...Larry?"
that was you?

Wheeze

oops, wrong forum. LARRY!!!

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02-06-04, 08:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Please, please, Please, please, Please, please, Please, please, *flutter, flutter* Please, please, Please, please, please?

(Hey, it works on Ra and nailbone lol)



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02-07-04, 01:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Absolutely add my voice to the throng! LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!


If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.

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02-07-04, 07:37 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Um...Larry?"
*beg*


I'm at home with a newborn child. Succour me.


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02-07-04, 08:16 PM (EST)
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11. "Post a Link, Larry. Please?"
I am unable to remember where the heck it is you write your piece and it got unbookmarked since last time.

You guys may remember that it is better to read Larry where Larry "lives" rather than ask him to copy & post here. That way his column gets lots of "hits" recorded on it there--bringing him more glory, needed money and the possibility of hooking up with hot Survivor groupies. Okay--I made that last part up--but the first two points are valid.


I love you Larry, keep writing!

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02-07-04, 10:05 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Pretty please!


We Lvoe Larry!

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02-08-04, 00:25 AM (EST)
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13. "this is his site, but...."
the most recent summaries are from S7

http://www.gaycomedyjournals.com/main.htm

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14. "BUMP!"
It's not lookin' good, folks.

Maybe if we yell louder?

LAAARRRYYYYY!!!


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02-09-04, 12:19 PM (EST)
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15. "Me too me too"
Larry? Please?

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02-09-04, 01:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Yelling...louder...louder...


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17. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Maybe if we sing it;
Maybe if we sing it and show a breast?
LARRY, LARRY, LARRY, !!!!!!!!!!!

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02-09-04, 02:54 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Larry, we are all having WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS here.

We need your wardrobe expertise pronto.


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02-09-04, 04:26 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Has anyone contacted him directly? Perhaps the grand poobahs (poohpahs?) of this formum will do so. Larry, take pity upon us!!!

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02-09-04, 04:45 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Um...Larry?"
I just sent an email to Larry through the board email. I'm just hoping that everything is OK with him. Hopefully we will hear from Larry soon.

In the mean time, why don't you guys go read his finale for the past season. It's back on page 3. Don't be shy about bumping it and telling Larry what a fabulous job he did.


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02-09-04, 04:51 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Um...Larry?"
I did read his finale late and I agree he did an excellent job, as usual. I sure hope he is coming back to make us laugh with an All-Stars Gay Survivor Journal!

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02-12-04, 09:28 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Have spent the morning going back and reading many of Larry's past performances. HILARIOUS!!! Glad I don't have on make-up, as tha mascara would be running down my face in a most un-divaish display from all the crying I've done laughing so hard!! Add my voice to the crowd...watching ASS would be so much more fun if I could watch anticipating the Official Diva commentary. PLEASE, Larry, I've just discovered you....COME BACK!!!
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02-12-04, 10:41 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Oh please Larry, especially while there is still eye candy.

Samboohoo

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24. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Larry did mention that he'd just gone through a painful breakup and was in an emotionally bad spot. Could this be it? If so, Larry, my best to you and hopes for your return to emotional health, even if you don't write the Gay Survivor Journal again. I miss you and hope you're doing well.
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25. "To MakeItStop"
You said you were gonna email Larry. Did anything ever come of that?
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02-14-04, 10:04 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: To MakeItStop"
Nope, I never heard back from Larry. I hope he is OK. Who knows, maybe he doesn't check his email very often or maybe he is out of town. Or maybe he doesn't love us anymore.


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27. "RE: To MakeItStop"
Thanks for checking.
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02-19-04, 02:55 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Dear Fans/Stalkers/Friends:

Wow, you guys are overwhelming me with your support. I'm all verklempt.

I realize it is very un-diva-like of me to let you all down this season. The truth is, I'm still a little murky and unfocused from my breakup. I've simply been unable to motivate myself to do much of anything. I do plan on pulling myself back together, I promise, but for the time being I am 'on leave' from reality TV writing.

Sometimes I have to take a step back from the routine, and focus on myself, my needs, and my growth. (Not to mention drink heavily, and wallow in self-pity.) And as much as I love the gaysurvivorjournals, they were simply taking too much of my time to do all of that.

I will try to be better about visiting the boards more and throwing my expert opinion in here and there. I do miss all of you. I hope to be in full swing for Survivor 9.

Until then, if anyone knows any total hotties who might be interested in helping me get through this rough patch, point them my direction.

Sorry to disappoint,

-Larry

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02-19-04, 03:00 PM (EST)
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29. "awwwww larry!"
feel better, sweetie. it's all going to be okay... eventually.

maybe we should take up a collection to fund your trip to rehab?

i suggest a trip elsewhere. go to vegas, pick up a boi toy... it'll be fun! and whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas!

~ cq


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02-19-04, 06:27 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: awwwww larry!"
Come to San Francisco? It's pretty interesting here right now...

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30. "*HUGS*"
It's okay, Larry. Gotta take care of yourself first. *headbutt* I'm sorry this has been so hard for you. Unfortunately, I don't know anyone who is good enough for you.

Take care.


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02-19-04, 05:56 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Okay, y'all heard the man. All total hotties who really want to get the fashion report back in a hurry, report to Larry's front door immediately. No shoving.

See you after the flood of males subsides.

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32. "RE: Um...Larry?"
We've never actually "cybermet", but, as I said, you've provided me with around four hours of laughter, going back and reading most of your past journals. Don't worry about entertaining us...just recoop and stay healthy.
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02-19-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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34. "Oh Larry Honey"
I'm soooo sorry to hear of your break-up.


*smooch*

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35. "RE: Um...Larry?"
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-04 AT 06:54 PM (EST)

I've been watching this thread anxiously, hoping for word from you. You'll be missed, missed, missed....I always thought you were the very best this board had to offer, and they offer some very great stuff!
Take care, hugs, kisses, and remember, Divas are entirely entitled to occasional breakdowns. Just do it in style, babe. (Think Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard).

I'm praying for you. Smootch!!

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02-19-04, 08:52 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Larry,

Where are you located? I might have someone for you in San Francisco...Castro district...Ken: handsome (preppy sort, clean cut and all-American looking), professional, and a great guy!

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02-20-04, 01:38 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Thanks, realitycoholic! I once had a man named Ken who was all the things you describe. (Of course, he was tiny, made of plastic, and shacked up with Barbie, but I still loved him.)

I'm in LA, though I've been known to Weekend in SF from time to time for the right reason!

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02-20-04, 00:10 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Take all the time you need. Been there myself and it's crazy making. Wish I knew of a hottie to send you (other than my sweetie, and you ain't gettin' him!). Anyway, the best to you.
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38. "You are so sweet Dan...."
LAST EDITED ON 02-20-04 AT 02:26 AM (EST)

and so kind to empathize with Larry. You are both so brave and honest.
Larry, don't you even worry about us. While we will desperately miss your journals, it is so much more important to recup at this emotional time.
And if my friend Tony from New York ever comes to his senses and dumps that loser of a so-called "boyfriend" of his, I will introduce you to him. He IS a keeper.

*HUGS*


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02-20-04, 02:58 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: You are so sweet Dan...."
I know this thresds for Larry, but thank you Wandacal, fellow Left Coastie. I needed the hug. And *hugs* back to you.
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41. "RE: Um...Larry?"
You guys are the best. Thanks for all the support and advice... you'll cheer me up yet!

(Oh, and special thanks to frisky for starting this thread in the first place!)

-Larry

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02-21-04, 00:55 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Um...Larry?"
*headbutt*


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02-20-04, 08:15 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Um...Larry?"
So we finally hear from THE diva himself. Sorry to hear that you are a bit down. We can all certainly understand you wanting to take a break from The Journal. BUT we will miss it SO much. But a few snarky comments from you here and there will get us through the season. I'm certainly looking forward to S9 now! Take care Larry!


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02-20-04, 11:17 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Um...Larry?"

I can only echo Stops sentiments.

Take some time, get some quality recovery in, and come back with a vengence! Take Care.

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02-23-04, 02:58 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Um...Larry?"
Lar-Ry!
Lar-Ry!
Lar-Ry!
Lar-Ry!
Lar-Ry!

Dude, miss your input, but I do understand.

Just to help with the search, are you looking for more than a Little Richard Hatch?

Just funnin'. Dood, we all love you, so get over it already and climb back on that horse!

ARRRRRRR!!!!

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