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"Um...Larry?"
frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 04:07 PM (EST)
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"Um...Larry?" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-04 AT 04:07 PM (EST)I'm not one to ask outright for something for nothing, but please please please please please please please PLEASE Larry please say you're doing your Gay Survival Journals this season? I don't know how many times so far I've been watching S8 and saying "Oooo I wonder what Larry's gonna say about THAT!" I'm sure it has to do with the fashion dry-spell we had in S7, but it has more to do with Larry's wit and no-holds-barred divadom! Come out come out whereever you are! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 04:20 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
What Frisky said.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 04:32 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Yeah! OT Studmuffin of the Year '03, Prince of Passion, Royal Liaison to Illicit Activities, SB Video Historian, and Vice-President of the GAWKUR Alliance o- Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice
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realitycoholic 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-06-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! When I didn't see any fashionista summary for the finale, I worried that our wonderful Larry had checked out. Please tell me it isn't so!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 06:49 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Re-ditto. (Is that actually possible?)
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 08:07 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Add my voice to the throng. And to the thong, for that matter.
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 08:14 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
that was you? Wheeze oops, wrong forum. LARRY!!!
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-04, 08:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Please, please, Please, please, Please, please, Please, please, *flutter, flutter* Please, please, Please, please, please?(Hey, it works on Ra and nailbone lol)
Newest inductee into "the club." They even gave me a new tub to sleep in, see?
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-07-04, 01:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Absolutely add my voice to the throng! LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-07-04, 07:37 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
*beg* I'm at home with a newborn child. Succour me.
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-07-04, 08:16 PM (EST)
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11. "Post a Link, Larry. Please?" |
I am unable to remember where the heck it is you write your piece and it got unbookmarked since last time.You guys may remember that it is better to read Larry where Larry "lives" rather than ask him to copy & post here. That way his column gets lots of "hits" recorded on it there--bringing him more glory, needed money and the possibility of hooking up with hot Survivor groupies. Okay--I made that last part up--but the first two points are valid. I love you Larry, keep writing!
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-07-04, 10:05 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Pretty please! We Lvoe Larry!
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-04, 09:38 PM (EST)
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14. "BUMP!" |
It's not lookin' good, folks. Maybe if we yell louder? LAAARRRYYYYY!!! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-04, 12:19 PM (EST)
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15. "Me too me too" |
Larry? Please?
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-04, 01:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Yelling...louder...louder...
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-04, 02:54 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Larry, we are all having WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS here.We need your wardrobe expertise pronto.
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realitycoholic 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-09-04, 04:26 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Has anyone contacted him directly? Perhaps the grand poobahs (poohpahs?) of this formum will do so. Larry, take pity upon us!!!
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-09-04, 04:45 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
I just sent an email to Larry through the board email. I'm just hoping that everything is OK with him. Hopefully we will hear from Larry soon.In the mean time, why don't you guys go read his finale for the past season. It's back on page 3. Don't be shy about bumping it and telling Larry what a fabulous job he did. If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
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shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-09-04, 04:51 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
I did read his finale late and I agree he did an excellent job, as usual. I sure hope he is coming back to make us laugh with an All-Stars Gay Survivor Journal!
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J2Mommy 89 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-12-04, 09:28 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Have spent the morning going back and reading many of Larry's past performances. HILARIOUS!!! Glad I don't have on make-up, as tha mascara would be running down my face in a most un-divaish display from all the crying I've done laughing so hard!! Add my voice to the crowd...watching ASS would be so much more fun if I could watch anticipating the Official Diva commentary. PLEASE, Larry, I've just discovered you....COME BACK!!!
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-04, 10:41 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Oh please Larry, especially while there is still eye candy.Samboohoo
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-04, 01:25 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Larry did mention that he'd just gone through a painful breakup and was in an emotionally bad spot. Could this be it? If so, Larry, my best to you and hopes for your return to emotional health, even if you don't write the Gay Survivor Journal again. I miss you and hope you're doing well.
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-04, 08:49 PM (EST)
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25. "To MakeItStop" |
You said you were gonna email Larry. Did anything ever come of that?
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-15-04, 00:21 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: To MakeItStop" |
Thanks for checking.
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TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-19-04, 02:55 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Dear Fans/Stalkers/Friends:Wow, you guys are overwhelming me with your support. I'm all verklempt. I realize it is very un-diva-like of me to let you all down this season. The truth is, I'm still a little murky and unfocused from my breakup. I've simply been unable to motivate myself to do much of anything. I do plan on pulling myself back together, I promise, but for the time being I am 'on leave' from reality TV writing. Sometimes I have to take a step back from the routine, and focus on myself, my needs, and my growth. (Not to mention drink heavily, and wallow in self-pity.) And as much as I love the gaysurvivorjournals, they were simply taking too much of my time to do all of that. I will try to be better about visiting the boards more and throwing my expert opinion in here and there. I do miss all of you. I hope to be in full swing for Survivor 9. Until then, if anyone knows any total hotties who might be interested in helping me get through this rough patch, point them my direction. Sorry to disappoint, -Larry
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-04, 03:00 PM (EST)
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29. "awwwww larry!" |
feel better, sweetie. it's all going to be okay... eventually. maybe we should take up a collection to fund your trip to rehab? i suggest a trip elsewhere. go to vegas, pick up a boi toy... it'll be fun! and whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas! ~ cq -- unless it's a tattoo. yup. tattooed in vegas. dammit.
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-04, 03:37 PM (EST)
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30. "*HUGS*" |
It's okay, Larry. Gotta take care of yourself first. *headbutt* I'm sorry this has been so hard for you. Unfortunately, I don't know anyone who is good enough for you.Take care. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-04, 05:56 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Okay, y'all heard the man. All total hotties who really want to get the fashion report back in a hurry, report to Larry's front door immediately. No shoving.See you after the flood of males subsides.
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J2Mommy 89 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-19-04, 06:07 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
We've never actually "cybermet", but, as I said, you've provided me with around four hours of laughter, going back and reading most of your past journals. Don't worry about entertaining us...just recoop and stay healthy.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-04, 06:31 PM (EST)
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34. "Oh Larry Honey" |
I'm soooo sorry to hear of your break-up. *smooch*
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Connie E 117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-19-04, 06:52 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-04 AT 06:54 PM (EST)I've been watching this thread anxiously, hoping for word from you. You'll be missed, missed, missed....I always thought you were the very best this board had to offer, and they offer some very great stuff! Take care, hugs, kisses, and remember, Divas are entirely entitled to occasional breakdowns. Just do it in style, babe. (Think Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard). I'm praying for you. Smootch!!
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realitycoholic 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-19-04, 08:52 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Larry,Where are you located? I might have someone for you in San Francisco...Castro district...Ken: handsome (preppy sort, clean cut and all-American looking), professional, and a great guy!
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TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-20-04, 01:38 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Thanks, realitycoholic! I once had a man named Ken who was all the things you describe. (Of course, he was tiny, made of plastic, and shacked up with Barbie, but I still loved him.)I'm in LA, though I've been known to Weekend in SF from time to time for the right reason!
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-20-04, 00:10 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Take all the time you need. Been there myself and it's crazy making. Wish I knew of a hottie to send you (other than my sweetie, and you ain't gettin' him!). Anyway, the best to you.
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wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-20-04, 02:25 AM (EST)
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38. "You are so sweet Dan...." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-20-04 AT 02:26 AM (EST)and so kind to empathize with Larry. You are both so brave and honest. Larry, don't you even worry about us. While we will desperately miss your journals, it is so much more important to recup at this emotional time. And if my friend Tony from New York ever comes to his senses and dumps that loser of a so-called "boyfriend" of his, I will introduce you to him. He IS a keeper. *HUGS* Praise JSlice! ;Lead Clerk ETA: I am SOOOOO much the rotten speller....
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-20-04, 02:58 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: You are so sweet Dan...." |
I know this thresds for Larry, but thank you Wandacal, fellow Left Coastie. I needed the hug. And *hugs* back to you.
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TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-20-04, 01:43 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
You guys are the best. Thanks for all the support and advice... you'll cheer me up yet!(Oh, and special thanks to frisky for starting this thread in the first place!) -Larry
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-20-04, 08:15 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
So we finally hear from THE diva himself. Sorry to hear that you are a bit down. We can all certainly understand you wanting to take a break from The Journal. BUT we will miss it SO much. But a few snarky comments from you here and there will get us through the season. I'm certainly looking forward to S9 now! Take care Larry! If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
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tinybubs 547 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-20-04, 11:17 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
I can only echo Stops sentiments.Take some time, get some quality recovery in, and come back with a vengence! Take Care.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-23-04, 02:58 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Um...Larry?" |
Lar-Ry! Lar-Ry! Lar-Ry! Lar-Ry! Lar-Ry!Dude, miss your input, but I do understand. Just to help with the search, are you looking for more than a Little Richard Hatch? Just funnin'. Dood, we all love you, so get over it already and climb back on that horse! ARRRRRRR!!!!
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