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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-02-04, 02:49 AM (EST) "All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Past Winners S1 Pulau Tiga (ep 7) Pagong's Anti-Alliance Voting (non)Strategy! S2 Australian Outback (ep 11) Amber Doesn't Realign With Kucha! S3 Africa/Kenya (ep 4) Silas' Strategy Proposal! S4 Marquesas (ep 8) Rotu 4 Reveal Boot Order at IC8! S5 Thailand (ep 7) Shii Ann's Defection Strategy! S6 Amazon/Rio Negro (ep 10) Alex Scares Rob Out of Alliance! S7 Pearl Islands (ep 4) Burton Gets Drake to Throw IC! It's that time again, and after the Gufu Bowl, I mean Super Bowl, left us with a whole different set of gufus (damn you John Kasay for kicking the ball out of bounds...not to mention the refereeing could qualify for a Production Gufu) we have the debut of the greatest show on Earth - Survivor: All-Stars. The rules are the same as last season: Everyone is allowed to vote for TWO Contestant nominees from the week's All-Stars episode. Top vote-getter goes straight to the finals. Any nominee receiving 4+ votes goes to the Wild Card vote. Production nominees are unlimited, with any nominee receiving two votes going to the final round. I am also introducing a new facet to the Gufus this season and this season alone: You will be voting on past gufus each week. You will be voting in chronological order by season, with one set a week. For Contestant nominations, you are allowed THREE nominations per person for Contestant and unlimited for Production. Past seasons' winners go straight to the final round. OK, this week you will be voting on Pre-Merge Survivor: Pulau Tiga. Remember, for Contestant cominees, vote for two All-Stars Week 1 gufus and three Pre-Merge Survivor: Pulau Tiga gufus. For Production nominees, vote for as many of each as you want. Let the gufus begin for this season of gufudom!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 I_AM_HE 02-02-04 1  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Spanky68 02-02-04 2  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Draco Malfoy 02-02-04 3  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 BriarRosie 02-02-04 4    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 ginger 02-02-04 9        RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 nailbone 02-02-04 12        RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 BriarRosie 02-02-04 16  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 frisky 02-02-04 5    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 ginger 02-02-04 10  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 smokedog 02-02-04 6  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Bebo 02-02-04 7  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 managerr 02-02-04 8    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 ginger 02-02-04 11  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 J2Mommy 02-02-04 13    Welcome! Blow by Blow 02-02-04 15    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 dabo 02-03-04 21  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Blow by Blow 02-02-04 14  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 dajaki 02-02-04 17  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Chrissy gal 02-02-04 18  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 tig_ger 02-02-04 19    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 smokedog 02-05-04 31  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 dabo 02-03-04 20  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 dabo 02-03-04 22    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 DEVILRAYS 02-03-04 28  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 shanana banana 02-03-04 23  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 anotherkim 02-03-04 24    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 ginger 02-03-04 26  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 wildchickenhunter 02-03-04 25  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 echogirl 02-03-04 27    RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Dakota 02-03-04 29  RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1 Sunny_Bunny 02-05-04 30

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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 03:01 AM (EST) 1. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" contestant: 1. RobM is an idiot (big surprise 2. Ethan (apparently) doesn't try and sell Rupert and Rudy on the "you want a past winner with you at F2) like he did to Jenna. It might have worked on Rupe I'm not going to count Rich or Sue isolating themselves, because Rich seems to be working his magicon the others (well, shii ann maybe), and Sue seems to have at least 2 others with her on her annoyance with Stupid Rob production: 1. 3 tribes/ 6 players per tribe. i don't like the set-up, especially because of the smaller tribes. and we got to see even less than usual of each player with 2 extras 2. casting of RobM and Amber didn't see S1, so no votes from me there   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 07:04 AM (EST) 2. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Didn't see S1, so I have to pass on that one. I thought the most obvious mistake was Dique isolating himself and slipping back into the same old pattern. If you want to survive your first TC, then act like you're a new man, Hatch. Don't remind everyone why they hated you the 1st time. production: I thought that while they were showing the convoy at the beginning all the contestants looked bored. I was thinking "can't they find even one look of tension or apprehension."   Top

Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 08:14 AM (EST) 3. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestants: 1. NO ONE can make fire. Geez, you'd think someone would've just stumbled onto it by accident. 2. Kathy strategizing in front of Rich and not realizing it. Production: 1. Overblown military escort. The idea is sound, but that was so much overkill. "Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves of all these demons haunting us, to keep us company?" Start Weight:339 Last Weigh-in:281.5 Loss To Date:-57.5   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-02-04, 08:50 AM (EST) 4. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" 1. Fire, or lack thereof. Apparently, nobody can make it. 2. Kathy, LOOK BEHIND YOU! (before you start talking strategy.) Lori   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 04:16 PM (EST) 9. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Depending on how literal Jeff Varner's comments were, the LOOK BEHIND YOU comment could apply to both Kathy AND fire-making....   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 04:21 PM (EST) 12. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" *snort* OT Studmuffin of the Year '03, Prince of Passion, Royal Liaison to Illicit Activities, SB Video Historian, and Vice-President of the GAWKUR Alliance o- Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-02-04, 06:05 PM (EST) 16. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" >Depending on how literal Jeff Varner's >comments were, the LOOK BEHIND >YOU comment could apply to >both Kathy AND fire-making.... > > > > Bwahahaha! I almost forgot about that! I knew I wanted to mention that Kathy was wearing glasses! Nobody on their tribe even attempted to use them for fire making! Lori Survivor: Adventurers Club Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 10:33 AM (EST) 5. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" 1. Alicia for blowing a gasket. You can get your point across with waving the finger. 2. Kathy for careless strategizing. I felt sorry for her. Poor Kathy. Didn't see S1. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 04:17 PM (EST) 10. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Kathy was ALWAYS lousy at the cloak and dagger stuff. It's both why one likes her and why she gets clobbered.   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 02-02-04, 01:37 PM (EST) 6. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" ASS week 1 contestant 1. JennaL openly targets Tina and Ethan 2. Susan drinks the unboiled well water Pulau Tiga pre-merge contestant 1. Pagong (Gretchen) fails to get their post merge alliance strategy set up 2. BB asks to go home, then reverses, but is still kicked off 3. Sean ostracizes tribemates with SuperPole 2000 ASS week 1 production 1. CBS trying to kill their contestants. Hey guys, remember Africa tried to do the same thing and was hated! We tune in to see the drama, not people dying of cold and thirst. 2. Having 6 people per tribe, making it obvious that there were going to be three tribes and not just 12 people in the game. I would have liked to see 8 per tribe anyway.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 01:46 PM (EST) 7. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" ASS Contestants: 1. Fire is life. How many times have they been told this? Yet not one of them can get a fire started in three days. 2. Ethan's lack of strategy. When realizing that the J's were targeting past winners, he should have gone to the men for an alliance. Pulau Tiga (now called "Borneo" in ASS captions): 1. Pagong does not formulate merge strategy. 2. Gervase can't swim. 3. BB alienates those ornery kids. Ass Production: 1. Military entrance was silly and a waste of money. 2. Ugly take-apart Immunity Idol. Snarky, smart, S7 Anti-Bootee Champ   Top

managerr 1959 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 02-02-04, 02:06 PM (EST) 8. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" 1. Kathy's careless strategizing out in the open. (Richard wins Round 1. Ouch) 2. Ethan's "Look at how we played the game." speech. Uh yeah, if I'm Rupert, I really don't want to align myself with a mastermind who left a trail of backstabbed bodies in her wake, or a player who was even more of a coattail rider than Sandra and Christa. ========== Production: 1. Casting of Rob M and Amber. 2. Giving parastic well water to drink when you know Sue is playing the game.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-04, 04:19 PM (EST) 11. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" The tribe names. I keep hearing one of them as "The Shapiro Tribe" which is kind of funny. ...Kimmi had her vegan issues, and now a whole group of castaways demands to eat kosher....   Top

J2Mommy 89 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-02-04, 04:46 PM (EST) 13. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Hey, first time poster, doing this with baby in lap, expect errors. Got to give a production GUFU for the over-the-top military escort intro. Sucked. Contestant GUFU: LOOK BEHIND YOU, CATHY!!!!!! Duh.   Top

Blow by Blow 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-02-04, 05:19 PM (EST) 15. "Welcome!" Welcome to the boards. Typing with a baby can be really challenging. Their heads tend to hit more than one key at a time. Ha, ha. Seriously, bring up the Sesame Street website and watch your kid go bananas. Mine (2.5 and .9 years) have never watched TV and they think it's the greatest thing since ice cream. -BbB   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 09:53 AM (EST) 21. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" >Got to give a production GUFU >for the over-the-top military escort >intro. Sucked. I second this one, way overblown IMO.   Top

Blow by Blow 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-02-04, 05:15 PM (EST) 14. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestants: 1. Everyone for inability to build fire. 2. Kathy for early, and overheard, strategy. Production: 1. Lame military escort. What? We're supposed to imagine a scenario in which a group of tourists are kidnapped by a military junta and dumped onto desert islands?!? Stoopid. Well, except for JiffyProbe hanging out of the helicopter. 2. Jeff calling it "Burning Man" when the torches were put to it. This game is exactly the opposite of the ideal that is Burning Man. 3. Three tribes aspect (spastic production). 4. Prior winners having no chance in hell. It would be better to have all of them on the same tribe. S1 pre-merge: 1. Entire Pagong tribe for not taking the game seriously. 2. Non f4 alliance Tagi players not figuring out about alliances. 3. Whatsername for being the first person ever voted out of the game. Quite a legacy. -BbB   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-02-04, 07:37 PM (EST) 17. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" LAST EDITED ON 02-02-04 AT 07:38 PM (EST) Contestant 1. Didn't anyone read Fire-building for Idiots? 2. Kathy publicly strategizes. Production 1. IC winners didn't get to take home fire even though fire was the featured element. 2. Another ugly immunity idol. What is the human figure doing to the jar anyway? Edited for misspelling - Also typing with child on lap.   Top

Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-02-04, 09:18 PM (EST) 18. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestant: Jenna L. riding the raft at IC - way to single-handedly lose the competition for your team! Survivor 1: Pagong not taking the game seriously until it was too late. Production: They should be given fire after the first IC. I don't want to see anyone suffer too much.   Top

tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 02-02-04, 09:25 PM (EST) 19. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestant Gufus: 1. Jenna L. reveals strategy and indicates that she will not vote for a past winner, generating votes for herself and giving all other tribe members herself as an option for the next boot. Hmmmm...if ever there was a game that called for flexibility, Survivor is it. Think about it, bitter one. PS You still suck at this game. 2. Everyone for a fundamental inability to make fire. Raise your hand if you think this should be a prerequisite for Survivor. Production Gufus: 1. Overblown military escort. 2. Ugly immunity idol. (Is it compulsory for each immunity idol to be uglier than the previous one?) Pre-Merge Survivor: Pulau Tiga 1. Pagong does not form strategy for merge. 2. Sean persists in his alphabetical approach to tribal council. 3. The Pagong girls vote out Joel for a remark that Gervase made.   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 02-05-04, 02:18 PM (EST) 31. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Not to be picky, but the alphabet thing with Sean didn't start until after the merge.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 09:49 AM (EST) 20. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Vote #1: Shii Ann falls for Richard's "same-as-always make them underestimate me" strategy. Vote #2: Tina tries to make Ethan her Colby this time instead of thinking out of the box to have a new strategy. Honorable Mention: Robfather Mariano plays to his own ego, assumes he is the brains of the outfit. Production Nominee (need a second here if you please): Post Superbowl premiere for what is a hit show anyway. CBS blew the chance to showcase an up'n'comer, shame on them. (Besides, I hate off-schedule Survivor events, can we please have a season sometime where all the episodes are weekly with no shortcuts, please please please!) ARRRRRRR!!!!   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 09:57 AM (EST) 22. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" >I am also introducing a new >facet to the Gufus this >season and this season alone: >You will be voting on >past gufus each week. You >will be voting in chronological >order by season, with one >set a week. For Contestant >nominations, you are allowed THREE >nominations per person for Contestant >and unlimited for Production. Past >seasons' winners go straight to >the final round. > >OK, this week you will be >voting on Pre-Merge Survivor: Pulau >Tiga. HUH? please explain, DR. My vote on that one: Ramona eats saltwater, makes herself sick, loses her "damn she's all that" advantage. Is that the sort of thing you want?   Top

DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-03-04, 06:55 PM (EST) 28. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" I know this facet of the Gufus can be hard to understand, so lemme put it in other words. Each week, voters will be asked to vote on gufus from one half of a previous season, in this case the first season's pre-merge half. Cast up to three votes for a nominee by a contestant and as many production nominees as you want.   Top

shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-03-04, 12:52 PM (EST) 23. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestant Gufus: 1. Jenna openly being such a vindictive beyotch at TC --- way to let everyone in on your strategy early and for looking like a whiny I-need-the-money loser. It didn't work for Lil, babe, it won't work for you. 2. Boston Rob just being an @ss about the sleeping arrangements. Way to start tribal tensions early over something so trivial. Production Gufus: 1. Lame-o drug lord military escort beginning. 2. Not giving the tribes fresh water to drink. Why make them suffer so much right in the beginning? Not having fire was bad enough.   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 01:08 PM (EST) 24. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Player: 1. No fire from the 18 "best of the best". Makes them look like nitwits. Production: 1. The military escort. You can't honestly tell me that those guys were going to shoot anyone for invading Survivor's airspace. Puhleaze. Miscellaneous Ramblings --please let them get some fire and water this week. It's getting OLD.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 03:33 PM (EST) 26. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Could have been an intriguing "Fear Factor" segue.   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-03-04, 01:35 PM (EST) 25. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Got to go with the Fire thing......They should have know they were going to make this difficult for them and know one learned to do it before coming a swecond time....   Top

echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 02-03-04, 05:07 PM (EST) 27. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" Contestants: 1. Tina and Ethan for isolating themselves as "past winners" instead of thinking outside of the box. 2. Kathy publicly strategizing. Production: 1. That whole military escort thing. Stupid. Pulau Tiga Gufu B.B. alienates everybody   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-03-04, 09:44 PM (EST) 29. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" All Star Gufu's Contestant: 1. Jenna leaning on the raft instead of swimming, pulling, pushing with rest of tribe. Jenna momentarily sitting on raft when they reached the underpass instead of pushing on. She lost it for the tribe. 2. The tribe not voting off Jenna. Palua Tiga: 1. Pagong being in denial about the alliance thing until it was too late. Production: 1. I liked the drama of the military escort, but the soldier with the rifle on the boat was over the top.   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-05-04, 03:30 AM (EST) 30. "RE: All-Star Gufu Award: Week 1" LAST EDITED ON 02-05-04 AT 03:31 AM (EST) Rob declares "physical exhaustion" after 2 days. Awww poor baby, does the name Osten mean anything to you? The entire "Rob tribe" and their too many chiefs, not enough Indians syndrome. Production: Was anyone impressed that the military showed up to escort these idiots into the game? What a waste. Now, Jeffy plummeting might have made it worth the watch, but as usual, CBS dropped the ball. Newest inductee into "the club." They even gave me a new tub to sleep in, see?   Top

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