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"A Modest Proposal..."
IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 02:58 AM (EST)
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"A Modest Proposal..." |
For this season I would like to suggest that phrases 'booted off' or 'voted off' not be used to describe contestants who have left the game. I would like to suggest the following phrase as a replacement:'spanked on the A.S.S.' Examples of suggested usage: 'Last night, Jerri was spanked on the A.S.S.' or 'Rupert is the latest contestant to be spanked on the A.S.S.' Thank you, in advance, for your consideration.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 04:54 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
Can't argue with a blue dude.It might take a little getting used to, but spanked sounds great. I bet Rob4 spanked off on A.S.S., the whole time he was there. OK, from now on I'll also try not to include the word "off".
But you can call me tribe. S7ABCABP Winner
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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 06:11 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
>I bet Rob4 spanked off on >A.S.S., the whole time he was there. You could always try saying "the big ass got spanked on A.S.S. in a confrontation with another ass."
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 11:17 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
::snort::When I saw "A Modest Proposal" I was thinking more along the lines of cannibalism.
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jackandjill 204 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-22-04, 12:55 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
I wish I was an A.S.S.If I was an A.S.S. I would be best friends with Rupert or Lex's A.S.S. I think either one of them could take me, as an A.S.S all the way to the top and perhaps then I could claim to be the #1 A.S.S!
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
*frown*Well wonderful. Now Ra will be going on about Jenna's A.S.S. for the entire show. Thank you so much. LOL
Newest inductee into "the club." They even gave me a new tub to sleep in, see?
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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01-22-04, 01:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
The effects will be asstronomical, far-reaching & yet asscertainable.I like it IceCat. "Spanked on the A.S.S." Unusual tho it was, Jerri begged her teammates to spank her on the A.S.S. Little did she realize just what that would entail or where she would end up, red-faced and still pining for "chocolate."
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Blow by Blow 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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01-22-04, 02:31 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
Could we also say they "get handed their ASS"? As in, "last night Saboga handed Jerri her ASS."Also, where are the swell tribe nicknames? So-beg-ah? Ego Ego? Chapped hair? -BbB
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-04, 03:30 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
Is this sort of like saying "...and the Oscar goes to..." instead of "...and the winner is...", so as to minimize hurt feelings? Though, I suppose "spanking" does connote pain.
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-24-04, 12:30 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-04 AT 07:56 PM (EST)We can refer to the merged tribe as the "A.S.S. Whole". Suggested usage "Colby was getting nervous that Richard would last until the seventh episode and enter the A.S.S. Whole." Or "Jerri was expelled from the A.S.S. Whole." Prior to the merger, the tribes can be known as "pieces of A.S.S." Suggested usage: "The other two tribes were not so great, but Jenna's was one fine piece of A.S.S." And one use for the Survivor Buff would be an "A.S.S. wipe".
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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01-25-04, 11:22 AM (EST)
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14. "those are GOOD" |
I love the A.S.S. Whole. HahahaAnd the A.S.S. wipe for the buff. The chances that Richard Hatch will win are asstronomical compared to the chances he will show his ass. Is his birthday due again?
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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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01-24-04, 09:42 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
Well, we could always say bootied off. Three is the perfect number.
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RealityRyan 218 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-26-04, 08:45 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: A Modest Proposal..." |
>'Rupert is the latest contestant to >be spanked on the A.S.S.' One can hope! Kathy must win !!!Down with THE RUPERT!
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-02-04, 00:48 AM (EST)
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17. "These are excellent suggestions..." |
As of this moment I am firing half of my production staff and consulting this forum for show ideas. Very creative and quite a cost-savings to me. - Mark "The Puppet Master" Burnett Now, any ideas about getting Hatch to wear some d@mn pants? Covering his A.S.S. is costing me a fortune in post production!
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