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Brodieman2 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 12-11-03, 11:47 AM (EST) "Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" So I just read the spoiler contained somewhere on this site giving us an early look at the line-up for All-Star Survivor. Now don't get my wrong, I'm excited for the show and I think our pal MB made some solid picks, but I couldn't help thinking how much fun we at home could have had if, instead of just tossing Survivors that we love and hate into random tribes and putting them through the same paces that we've seen a million (well, six) times before, he could have had some more fun with the tribes. Maybe a motif of some kind. Along those lines, here are some ideas for him: 1) Scary Survivors. Imagine this line-up: 1) Rupert, Hagrid-looking pseudo-biker/hippie of S6, willing to snap your neck like a twig if you even think about touching his speargun. 2) Matthew, the wild-eyed, machete-sharpening sociopath of S5, capable of killing a man with his razor-sharp cheekbones. 3) Ken, seemingly amiable Token of S4 whose gentle smile for a while managed to conceal the convicted rapist inside. 4) Lex, tattooed Sid Vicious wannabe of S3, whose response to the most mild transgressions of his fellow tribemates was a snarled "I'll kill them." 5) Mitchell, because let's be honest, that gangly freak was one of the most terrifying sights out there in the Outback... scarier even than Jerri. 6) Frank, Africa's answer to G.I. Joe - a dour, homophobic G.I. Joe - that we were all secretly hoped would flash back to the 'Nam and start killing off his tribemates like so many V.C. 2) Hot Survivors. MB always throws in a little something for the gentlemen out there, but he always doles it out to just one or two morsels of eye candy per season. Why not a whole tribe full of these bathing (hopefully frequently and at great length) beauties? Give us Elizabeth and Amber from S2, Kelly and the hot cop-ette with the crusty-lip problem (preferably WITHOUT the crusty-lip problem) from S3, Jenna and Heidi from S5, maybe round it off with Darrah from S6 or Shawna from S5. Ghandia, Mama Kim, and Marilyn "Mad Dog" need not apply. Plus, added bonus, Jerri would be seething from the exclusion. 3)Useless Survivors. There are so, so many of these to choose from, so take your pick of these listless losers. Think Mitchell and Jeff from S2, or Brandon's menage-a-four from S3, or the entirety of the Heidi, Jenna, Rob, and Andrew alliance from S5, Jon from S6. Bring them all together, leave them supplies they have no idea how to use, food they have no idea how to cook, all the necessary components of nature with which to build shelter and fire that the smart money predicts they would discuss making often but never quite get around to. Then sit back, let the cameras roll, and watch with glee as they all starve to death, exposed to the elements and feasted on by insects. And hopefully, eventually, by each other. Now THAT'S good TV! Now, MB, if you're reading this and you like what you see, I'm open for negotiations on this hot little intellectual property of mine. Who says you have to endure 42 days in the elements to make a million dollars? ::wink:: Anyone out there has any suggestions, I'd be more than happy to share the soon-forthcoming check from CBS with you. MB has deep pockets. Brodieman2 "Snoochie-Bootchies."   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Blow by Blow 12-11-03 1    RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Ra_8secs 12-11-03 2        RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Brodieman2 12-11-03 3            RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Brodieman2 12-12-03 4            RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... KeithFan 12-12-03 5    RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Fast Eddie 12-13-03 6  We waz robbed Fast Eddie 12-14-03 7    RE: We waz robbed AugustGirl 12-14-03 8    RE: We waz robbed Fishercat 12-14-03 9        RE: We waz robbed Brodieman2 12-19-03 10            Hunter Ellis... Goooey_Alley 12-20-03 13    RE: We waz robbed shanana banana 12-19-03 11  RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... reality_gal 12-19-03 12  RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportun... Violet Nyte 12-20-03 14

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Blow by Blow 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 12-11-03, 04:59 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" Heh, heh. Hilarious. A couple of things you forgot to include: Have Andrew from S7 be the leader of the Useless tribe. Have Jerri placed in the Scary/Male Sociopath tribe. She'll love the attention. Or will she? Add Colleen to the Hot tribe. And the useless tribe could have been so much better with the addition of Osten. -P   Top

Ra_8secs 1081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 12-11-03, 06:51 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" Beautiful use of font controls re Osten.! I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -- Mark Twain   Top

Brodieman2 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 12-11-03, 10:06 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" OSTEN! How could I have forgotten Osten, after Jeff so scornfully tossed his torch to the dirt and watched him walk away with such scorn in his eyes? He's perfect. Every tribe needs a leader, right? We'll make him the leader of the Sloth Tribe. That'll cut their survival time by about a week. Thanks so much. Soon as me and MB cut a deal, there's a cool $25,000.00 in it for you. Be watching your mailbox. ::wink:: Brodieman2 "Snoochie-Bootchies."   Top

Brodieman2 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 12-12-03, 01:57 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" I decided after last night's episode that Burton can also appear on All-Star Survivor. He can head up the Boring tribe, composed on Nick from S2, Ethan from S3, and... and... You know, I know that there are more who are qualified to participate, but they're so boring, for the life of me I forget their names.   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-03, 08:03 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" I dont think a Team Useless would be complete without Ghandia, Queen of the Useless. Do you think Osten would grind Ghandia? Or would that take too much effort?   Top

Fast Eddie 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 12-13-03, 04:04 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" LAST EDITED ON 12-13-03 AT 04:10 PM (EST) >And the useless tribe could have >been so much better with >the addition of Osten. No, no. "Osten" would be the name of the tribe. Their flag would be his picture. Surrounding it, their motto: "Outlaze, Outwhine, Outquit". Problem is, they'd all commit, then nobody would show up.   Top

Fast Eddie 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 12-14-03, 08:44 AM (EST) 7. "We waz robbed" The tribe I'd like to see is the Robbed Survivors - people who were eliminated far too early through having the bad luck to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Names like Grechen, Kel, Gina and Hunter, Jeff Varner, maybe Shii-Ann come to mind.   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-14-03, 09:21 AM (EST) 8. "RE: We waz robbed" I'd like to see that too Fast Eddie. Maybe throw in one token jury member/winner in each tribe so the Robbed ones could vote them out first. See how they like it. I'm sure Kel would LOVE to see Jerri voted out first. And Janet from the Amazon watching Jenna take the walk of shame? Priceless moment, I'm sure.   Top

Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 12-14-03, 10:34 AM (EST) 9. "RE: We waz robbed" I am a fan of that idea, if only because it would be interesting to see what would happen if one of them had a strategy that progressed. Hunter was one of my favorite survivors really on his season and it would be good to see him come back, for me at least.   Top

Brodieman2 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 12-19-03, 10:15 AM (EST) 10. "RE: We waz robbed" Hunter? I must be going a tad bit senile... Which one was he again?   Top

Goooey_Alley 425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-20-03, 00:33 AM (EST) 13. "Hunter Ellis..." the 3rd person voted off in Marquesas... The closest ally of Gina Crews... The strongest guy in Maraamu.   Top

shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 12-19-03, 06:59 PM (EST) 11. "RE: We waz robbed" LAST EDITED ON 12-19-03 AT 06:59 PM (EST) Fast Eddie, I'd like to see Robbed Survivors as well. Come to think of it, another interesting "reunion" Survivor show would be the Losers, anyone who got kicked off either first or second from the show. LOL Actually, I've thought for a couple of seasons now that for a new season of Survivor, it would be interesting to see an all A-Team Survivor show ---- that is, pick Survivors for both teams who are ALL strong, athletic people, so it's much more difficult to "weed out" weak losers for the first boots and strong contendors for the middle boots. It would make the game even more challenging mentally than it is right now.   Top

reality_gal 62 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 12-19-03, 08:17 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" Now even more really good s=entertainment would be Brian heidik winner:thailand. We could mix him in with the hot girls:after all he is a porn star and would make for extra hot survivor in a tropical paradise with either one or all the girls wink ... wink...porn star plus used cars salesman couldn't make a better package to handle chicks lmao especially one like Jerri   Top

Violet Nyte 165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 12-20-03, 02:29 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Burnett Missing Golden Opportunities For All-Star Survivor" What about Tribe Diva? Just a thought. Forgive my bad memory, I can't think of Larry's top Divas for the past seasons, but I remember Gina and Erin from S4, Tijuana from S7, Gabriel from...uh... S4...? o_o yeah, ect. The pretty-faced, well-clothed, outspoken Beauties! ...so long as the boys are half-clothed.   Top

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