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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 12:50 PM (EST) "Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 04:18 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 01:06 PM (EST) I didn’t want to go for an obvious leitmotif, so I chose a Halloween theme. Video inspiration included. Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, stomps down a few villages, bats a few airplanes out of the sky, and confronts Detestable Jon on the beach. Sadly, the scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug (the kind where they slap backs so no prolonged contact could be construed to be made). 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! (“Poltergeist” 1982). Jeepers Creepers! (“Jeepers Creepers” 2001). The rejects crawl out of the bush, craving Morgufu and Drake blood. Nothing says Terrifying like a guy named Skinny Ryan and a gal named Trish (“The Screaming Skull” 1958). 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed their way under the bamboo cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam later on). 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), and we see more and more of the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? Dreck fears the return of the rejects. Christa expresses relief that she did not “badmouth” any of the ousted who might return. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his own petard, relieving his tribe, baffling Jiffy, and enraging the small emerging nation of Survivor contestant wannabes whose berth he took. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! Thud. And I was just about to make out with my boyfriend, too. (“Friday the 13” 1980). And I was just about to take a shower (“Psycho” 1960). And I was just going to make Jiffy Pop (“Scream” 1996). And I was just about to get back to work (“Village of the Damned” 1960). I took this very seriously, I want you all to know. Snake Thresd Girl took notes last night, notes!   Top

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 01:52 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Someone play with me! Shameless self-bumpery because I've never hawkeyed before.   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-31-03, 02:05 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 02:09 PM (EST) Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, stomps down a few villages, bats a few airplanes out of the sky, and confronts Detestable Jon on the beach. Sadly, the scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug (the kind where they slap backs so no prolonged contact could be construed to be made). 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? I would have loved to have seen Rupert squash Jon like the bug that he is. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? Hmm, I sorta think he should have done the "F*** You" response, the eloquent phrasing he gave Shawn at TC. The rejects crawl out of the bush, craving Morgufu and Drake blood. Nothing says Terrifying like a guy named Skinny Ryan and a gal named Trish. 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? Seeing Rupert be the next person go stark raving naked. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? Wheaties and caviar. To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed their way under the bamboo cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam later on). 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? Give up like Osten? With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), and we see more and more of the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? Jon. All of him. Shouldn't his name really be Rob(b)? He sure acts like one. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? No, but he/she is probably related to a network executive. Dreck fears the return of the rejects. Christa expresses relief that she did not “badmouth” any of the ousted who might return. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? Omniscience. Maybe they had Rob's Melted Magic 8-Ball. 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled Infinity +1 Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his own petard, relieving his tribe, baffling Jiffy, and enraging the small emerging nation of Survivor contestant wannabes whose berth he took. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? Promise him that no animals will ever come within 10 feet of him, unless they've been cooked over the open flame. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH Sounds like Survivor is turning more into that movie, "Alive" (based on real events). But none of them are soccer players, and they're not stranded in the mountains of South America. Damn. Lori Survivor: Adventurers Club Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 02:14 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" That was an oddly watchable movie, "Alive", wasn't it? If they killed Osten and ate the meat he would at least have contributed SOMETHING. I really liked that movie.   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-31-03, 02:29 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Sure I'll play, if you'll check out my OT pumpkin (cause you are in it - as the "voice" of OT, if you will). Gosh, I don't have much to add - you had such brilliant answers yourself. And so well put-together. Here's a few: 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) Rupert keeps threatening to chop off heads, so something from SLEEPY HOLLOW would have been nice. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) would have to be wrasslin related - He could jump on his back and cover his eyes (ala Andre the Giant in Princess Bride) 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). The return of Boston Robb, Lexx and Big Tom, oh, and Toni from PHotel 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? Spam spam spam baby 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) I believe that her eyes flicker red, like Esbea's 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? 142 - Scary Survivor Movie 4 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? That's MB, hitting you over the head and dragging you off to be Osten's replacement. Evil Queen in Disguise   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 02:44 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Your pumpkin rocked. Commented appropriately on that thresd. I was actually quite nervous to do one of the official weekly bash thresds. Felt like turning in a report for a teacher you really like and are anxious to impress.   Top

ExInterper 3093 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-31-03, 03:21 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? Rupert, walking back to the campsite, munching on one of Jon's legs like a turkey drumstick...likely tastes better than pelican though probably more stringy. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? Pulling an osten, and running away screaming until Sandra (playing the role of Tijuana) b!tchslaps him silly and drags him back to camp 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? Jiffy says "Your past has come back to haunt you, and from the forest emerges...GHANDIA. Cue the screaming children. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? Peanut butter and chocolate served by Heidi and Jenna. It's not like they're doing much else with their fame and fortune right now. 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? Morgan would likely have chosen Osten to start, he'd melt into the gutless puddle of goo that he is, and he'd ooze under the bottom of the cage. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? Osten. And Jon. And the entire Outcast tribe returning. And that damn annoying music. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister? Sinister? Anything that keeps Trish's nether regions blurred from public view can NEVER be sinister. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? I'm just looking forward to the day that Christa and Darrah have a conversation. My guess is it would be something like the "Bob Dylan talking to Tom Petty" skits from SNL. 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled (1000) Actually SEEING Trish's nether regions at the challenge. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? How about a testicular fortitude transplant from Tijunana to Osten? She has it in spades, and could likely kick Osten's yellow butt from Panama to Boston. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! Thud. That thud was Osten giving up. Again.   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 03:34 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Wow! This is hard one, Ginger. You have to, like, think and be smart and even know the names of movies and stuff. I'll do my best--dumb as I am... (Just a hint--edit the AAAGH at the bottom of this post so the text is not too wide. People hate scrolling sideways, even on Halloween) Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, stomps down a few villages, bats a few airplanes out of the sky, and confronts Detestable Jon on the beach. Sadly, the scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug (the kind where they slap backs so no prolonged contact could be construed to be made). 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) "From Here to Eternity", with Rupert and Jon rolling in the midnight surf and kissing passionately to reinvigorate their alliance. (What? Sinatra scared the bejesus out of me in that movie!) 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" With Jon holding the chainsaw, of course. They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! (“Poltergeist” 1982). Jeepers Creepers! (“Jeepers Creepers” 2001). The rejects crawl out of the bush, craving Morgufu and Drake blood. Nothing says Terrifying like a guy named Skinny Ryan and a gal named Trish (“The Screaming Skull” 1958). 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). Another season of "Friends", an endless TV show with mindless scripts and a charmless cast. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) "Soylent Green" This explains what happened to the disappeared non-jury members of S5 and S6. I mean, most of them were never seen or heard of again! They must have been creatively recycled into nourishing wafers for the Pirate Survivor. MB is thrifty that way. To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed their way under the bamboo cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam later on). 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). "Willard" Like so many rats, they would have had to chew their way in. Bamboo is quite nourishing, I believe. With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), and we see more and more of the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? Insert name of porno flick here. Yes. Jon's face. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? I have no idea what you are talking about here, but I am all for uncensored nakedness, especially of male packages. Dreck fears the return of the rejects. Christa expresses relief that she did not “badmouth” any of the ousted who might return. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) "Debby Does Dallas" Sorry--you got me thinking about porno flicks and mouths, so "Debbie" was the first scary movie that came to mind. Oh wait! Was that bad mouthing or good mouthing? 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled 287.35 Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his own petard, relieving his tribe, baffling Jiffy, and enraging the small emerging nation of Survivor contestant wannabes whose berth he took. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) "The Hulk" (okay--I never saw the movie but I remember the Bill Bixbie TV show.) Expose him to large amounts of gamma radiation, then have him bitten by many mutant radioactive spiders ("Spiderman") before being pecked to death again by pelicans ("The Birds" 1950-something.) 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! Thud. And I was just about to make out with my boyfriend, too. (“Friday the 13” 1980). And I was just about to take a shower (“Psycho” 1960). And I was just going to make Jiffy Pop (“Scream” 1996). And I was just about to get back to work (“Village of the Damned” 1960). Mmmmmmmm... Making Jiffie "pop". Swami wanders off with a happy smile on her face... IceCat is a Genius   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 03:37 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, stomps down a few villages, bats a few airplanes out of the sky, and confronts Detestable Jon on the beach. Sadly, the scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug (the kind where they slap backs so no prolonged contact could be construed to be made). 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? Rupert moving in for a hug, pulling Jon into his arms....and snapping that guy in half like a twig. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? 1. Get spot on pissed, and develop a new comedy routine. 2. Get spot on pissed, and go hide in the bushes until Rupert went to sleep. 3. Get spot on pissed, and swim back to Panama. 4. Get spot on pissed, and stand there with a stupid look on his face, while a large stain developed in his jeans. Oh wait...I think that really happened, didn't it? 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? Rupert in his fetching new palm frond thong. (try saying that 3 times fast, hee hee) 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? No outcast may eat at a table....with forks. Oh sorry, I had an Amimalfarm flashback. Pelican steaks, and snake oil. To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed their way under the bamboo cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam later on). 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? Have you heard the expression "eat dirt?" With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), and we see more and more of the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? They should have rubbed out Osten. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? Far more sinister. It's the blurring of the American Viewers mind. Dreck fears the return of the rejects. Christa expresses relief that she did not “badmouth” any of the ousted who might return. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? The pelican would brief them eventualy 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled 1. Like a moderately painful bunion and it's placed on Andrews tush. Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his own petard, relieving his tribe, baffling Jiffy, and enraging the small emerging nation of Survivor contestant wannabes whose berth he took. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? Nothing. And is anyone else baffled that he managed to get up the gumption to chisel himself into his shape in the first place? 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH Oh, sorry....I forgot to tell you about Jon getting spot on pissed and coming to your house, didn't I?   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 03:38 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, stomps down a few villages, bats a few airplanes out of the sky, and confronts Detestable Jon on the beach. Sadly, the scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug (the kind where they slap backs so no prolonged contact could be construed to be made). 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) Shawn, hoping to become the guy everyone likes, steps in the middle of the row to mediate and becomes Rupert and Jon's mutual punching bag. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) Falling into the fetal position and whimpering OR pointing to Shawn and crying, "He made me do it!" They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! (“Poltergeist” 1982). Jeepers Creepers! (“Jeepers Creepers” 2001). The rejects crawl out of the bush, craving Morgufu and Drake blood. Nothing says Terrifying like a guy named Skinny Ryan and a gal named Trish (“The Screaming Skull” 1958). 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). The now 40-something Outsiders (Emilio, C. Thomas, Ralph, etc.) showing up decked out in their 50s street gang regalia. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) Fried plantains, pork chops, salsa, shredded cabbage all the live long day. Seriously, my husband had this dish at a Central American restaurant and it is fantastic! To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed their way under the bamboo cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam later on). 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). Burton and Shawn could have used their giant craniums as battering rams to get through the bamboo bars. Unfortunately, Andrew's melon is small enough to have gone between the bars, but big enough to have gotten permanently stuck. (BTW, Burton said 'voting off' not 'Viet Nam.' I had to watch 3 times to figure out what he said. Other Drakes beware: even brief exposure to Christa's speech patterns appears to have a negative effect) With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), and we see more and more of the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? I wish I had been blurred on either vodka or tequila. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? The Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is the bastard cousin of the diabolical Bouncing Dot of Sing-Along Songs. Dreck fears the return of the rejects. Christa expresses relief that she did not “badmouth” any of the ousted who might return. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) I have no idea. Everything she says sound like "Shoogagoogagunga." (Any Dweezil Zappa fans out there?) 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1)Like a moderately painful bunion (319)Like being disemboweled (236) Like leftover jail bamboo shoved under fingernails. Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his own petard, relieving his tribe, baffling Jiffy, and enraging the small emerging nation of Survivor contestant wannabes whose berth he took. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) Absolutely nothing - This guy was the definition of "dead weight." 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! Thud. And I was just about to make out with my boyfriend, too. (“Friday the 13” 1980). And I was just about to take a shower (“Psycho” 1960). And I was just going to make Jiffy Pop (“Scream” 1996). And I was just about to get back to work (“Village of the Damned” 1960). LOL!   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 04:21 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Sorry about the length of my "AAAAAAAARGH"; didn't realize that would make the post a doublewide. Liked the "Sean made me" idea. Surprised Jon didn't think of that one. Swami - We'd all like to pop Jiffy, now wouldn't we?   Top

Blow by Blow 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-31-03, 04:48 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" >1. How would you have preferred >to see this scene end? Rupert bends over and bites off Jon's head. Blood streaming through his beard, Rupert runs into the woods leaving the cameraman panting after him. Suddenly the camera is dropped, we hear a scream cut off abruptly by a sickening thud and the cameraman's now-lifeless body drops into view. >2. What alternatives do you think >Jon considered as a response >to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries >as to voting strategy? Taunting: "Oh, is wittle Wuppy so upswet?" This would result in Rupert biting off Jon's head... >3. What would have been >more frightening than the Outcasts’ >return? A close-up shot of Christa's bug-ravaged face or a non-blurred shot up Rupert's skirt. >4. What do you think >the Outcasts actually ate on >the Ghostfarm? Crow, lots of it. >5. If the use of >hands were disallowed, what might >the contestants have done to >get inside the cages? Osten would have whined until the cages said, "Ah, the hell with it, go on in." >6. Are there things you >wish had been blurred that >were not? Christa's bug-bitten face. >7. Do you think the >Bobbing Blur of TV Morality >is a distant relative of >the watchdog sea balloon in >the Prisoner, or something far >more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? Definitely sinister. It draws our attention to areas of the screen we may not have noticed and then makes our imagination run wild. >8. If Christa did “badmouth” >anyone, how the f___ could >they tell? Sandra would have interpreted for them and added, "...just as long as I'm not voted out tonight, I don't care what Christa calls you." >9. Just how bad do >the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore >being? >Use the following scale: > (1) Like a >moderately painful bunion >(319) Like being disemboweled 318 >10. Other than strapping Osten >to a metal table and >elevating him into a lightning-filled >tower and zapping all that >synthetic beefcake full of electricity, >what could have been done >to invigorate the flaccid, useless >sack o' meat that was >Osten? Letting bugs crawl into his orifices, eat his innards, and then take over all motor control of his body. Less gruesome would be to let one trained bug enter his ear and take control of his brain. (Note: This may already have occurred and would explain the fear of other bugs.) >11. In the biggest revelation >of the season, nay, the >entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced >that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? >Who’s there? Jerri from S2, and her face has been ravaged by mutant bugs!!!   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-01-03, 07:36 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" >Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert >busts out of his chains, >stomps down a few villages, >bats a few airplanes out >of the sky, and confronts >Detestable Jon on the beach. > Sadly, the scene ended >with a nauseating male bonding >hug (the kind where they >slap backs so no prolonged >contact could be construed to >be made). >1. How would you have preferred >to see this scene end? > (“King Kong” 1933) Rupert cuts Jon into 4 pieces, shares them with the rest of the Drakes, asks them to remember at the next tribal council that he provided them food. >2. What alternatives do you think >Jon considered as a response >to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries >as to voting strategy? >(“Squirm” 1976) > A challenge to a Steel Cage Match, right here, tonight, on RAW. (That or a kiss on the lips) >They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! (“Poltergeist” 1982). >Jeepers Creepers! (“Jeepers Creepers” 2001). >The rejects crawl out of >the bush, craving Morgufu and >Drake blood. Nothing says >Terrifying like a guy named >Skinny Ryan and a gal >named Trish (“The Screaming Skull” >1958). >3. What would have been >more frightening than the Outcasts’ >return? (“Night of the >Living Dead” 1960). Return of a tribe made up of the first kicked off each season -- Debb, Peter, Diane, etc. ... {shudder} >4. What do you think >the Outcasts actually ate on >the Ghostfarm? (“Day of >the Dead” 1985) > Nothing, they starved and saved their money in case they got to go to the village again. >To rescue their teammates, castaways clawed >their way under the bamboo >cage walls (prompting Burton’s wildly >inappropriate comparison to Viet Nam >later on). >5. If the use of >hands were disallowed, what might >the contestants have done to >get inside the cages? >(“Attack of the Killer Shrews” >1959). > Use the combined strategic skills of Nicole, Burton and Trish to get in the cage. >With each passing week, everyone’s resortwear >unravels further (“The Mummy” 1932), >and we see more and >more of the Bobbing Blur >of TV Morality. >6. Are there things you >wish had been blurred that >were not? The exciting expression on Lil's face. >7. Do you think the >Bobbing Blur of TV Morality >is a distant relative of >the watchdog sea balloon in >the Prisoner, or something far >more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? > > I didn't realize they actually blurred anything out, I thought that blue fuzzy mess was how one's privates looked after weeks of inadequate food and water. >Dreck fears the return of the >rejects. Christa expresses relief >that she did not “badmouth” >any of the ousted who >might return. >8. If Christa did “badmouth” >anyone, how the f___ could >they tell? (“The Exorcist” >1973) But the real question is, does she wish now that she had "goodmouthed" Burton? (it sounds like she's "goodmouthing" someone while she's talking) >9. Just how bad do >the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore >being? >Use the following scale: > (1) Like a >moderately painful bunion >(319) Like being disemboweled > > Jon is looking forward to it, he gets to write "and Ernie" on his vote again, which is always good for a laugh. >Osten hoisted himself voluntarily on his >own petard, relieving his tribe, >baffling Jiffy, and enraging the >small emerging nation of Survivor >contestant wannabes whose berth he >took. > >10. Other than strapping Osten >to a metal table and >elevating him into a lightning-filled >tower and zapping all that >synthetic beefcake full of electricity, >what could have been done >to invigorate the flaccid, useless >sack o' meat that was >Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator >1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) > I've always wondered what the heck a "petard" is. >11. In the biggest revelation >of the season, nay, the >entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced >that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? >Who’s there? > > >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! > >Thud. > >And I was just about to >make out with my boyfriend, >too. (“Friday the 13” >1980). >And I was just about to >take a shower (“Psycho” 1960). > >And I was just going to >make Jiffy Pop (“Scream” 1996). > >And I was just about to >get back to work (“Village >of the Damned” 1960). > > The real question here is "what makes Jiffy pop"?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 12:34 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Yeah, what is a petard? Also, re "what makes Jiffy Pop," I would be happy to undertake field experiments. Thank you all for the snappy comebacks to my slightly silly questions - all responses made for excellent reading!   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 12:49 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" A "petard" is a primitive, medieval explosive device--kind of like a giant firecracker. When you were "hoisted by your own petard" you were blown into the air by the very weapon you wanted to use to blow up somebody/something else. (But I always wanted it to mean something sexually perverse.) IceCat is a Genius   Top

FarmBoy 2618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 11-03-03, 01:55 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" Ginger- Love the way you've "twisted" the Hawkeye this week!! Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains, ...... 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) Rupert folds Jon up paper-airplane style and "flys" him off a cliff. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) "Would it help if I ripped off my boxers and jumped into your arms (like Burton)?" 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). Lillian stripping for food. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) Pellican eggs. (They stole them while wearing Osten masks.) 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). "Edward Crabclaws" 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? I wish they could "unblur" Darrah's comments. I'm from the South and I can't understand her. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? As long as the blur isn't a yellow smiley face. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) I wanna say something really cute about hiring a consultant, but I'm drawing a blank- can't think of a scarey nose character. 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled. 318- Burton's gonna go "Texas chainsaw". (Yipee! I finally worked in a horror movie!) 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) Skin him alive and put any of the other castaways inside his skin. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! Thud. And I was just about to make out with my boyfriend, too. (“Friday the 13” 1980). And I was just about to take a shower (“Psycho” 1960). And I was just going to make Jiffy Pop (“Scream” 1996). And I was just about to get back to work (“Village of the Damned” 1960). Ostens' torch hits the ground. Bovinated BR549- An Original Draco Masterpiece   Top

kpod 125 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-03-03, 05:29 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) I was thinking back to the 1976 remake, the scene where Kong busts loose in NYC. You know, the one that Mad magazine cut up with the line, "You can't leave me flat!!" 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? (“Squirm” 1976) He considered going for a sleeper hold, but then remembered at the last minute that Rupert wasn't going to sell it. 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). Relocating the contest to the Big Brother house. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) Leftover charbroiled S2 Michael. Keeps surprisingly well. 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). I dunno, kicked soccer balls at the latches? 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? My memory of the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? Wait, a balloon as a watchdog? What, did it let out some of its air to sound an alarm or something? 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) Hold on, how do we know she said THAT? 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled (43) The sheer hell of listening to Burton praise himself, but only for the three days it will take until Burton gets it into his head to throw another challenge... 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) Have TAR3 Zac buy the poor dear a Coke. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? "Land shark. I want to discuss a certain me-jumping incident."   Top

Joyful 232 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-04-03, 05:07 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" >1. How would you have preferred >to see this scene end? > (“King Kong” 1933) Rupert squeezing Jon in his gorilla like fist until his head popped off! >2. What alternatives do you think >Jon considered as a response >to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries >as to voting strategy? >(“Squirm” 1976) He was going for the old go-in-for-a-hug-then-body slam-them-to-the-ground trick but his chicken legs and scrawny arms could only manage a pat on the back. >3. What would have been >more frightening than the Outcasts’ >return? (“Night of the >Living Dead” 1960). (TIE) Seeing Jon naked again, or seeing Lil in her underwear again. >4. What do you think >the Outcasts actually ate on >the Ghostfarm? (“Day of >the Dead” 1985) The contents of the Morgan's treasure. It's not like they will ever have the opportunity to find it! >5. If the use of >hands were disallowed, what might >the contestants have done to >get inside the cages? >(“Attack of the Killer Shrews” >1959). Osten could have used all his whiny hot air to blow it down. Rupert could have exposed his armpit to the cage and it would have melted. Christa and Darrah could have spoken to the cage and it would have run screaming into the jungle. (Yea, bamboo can to scream) Jon could have stripped down naked in front of the cage and it would have instantly imploded. >6. Are there things you >wish had been blurred that >were not? Is it possible to just blur Jon all together? >7. Do you think the >Bobbing Blur of TV Morality >is a distant relative of >the watchdog sea balloon in >the Prisoner, or something far >more sinister (“The Blob” 1958)? I think it's definitely something more sinister because it does not always shield us from the horrors of seeing such things as Rhino’s package or Osten's a$$ crack or... Darrah! > >8. If Christa did “badmouth” >anyone, how the f___ could >they tell? (“The Exorcist” >1973) Darrah would try and tell them but in the end they will all go screaming into the jungle! >9. Just how bad do >the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore >being? >Use the following scale: > (1) Like a >moderately painful bunion >(319) Like being disemboweled 318...Rupert is less concerned because he has a better dress now. >10. Other than strapping Osten >to a metal table and >elevating him into a lightning-filled >tower and zapping all that >synthetic beefcake full of electricity, >what could have been done >to invigorate the flaccid, useless >sack o' meat that was >Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator >1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) Tell Osten that if he quit or didn't get into the game he would be locked in a cage with Pete the Pelican for 24 hours. > >11. In the biggest revelation >of the season, nay, the >entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced >that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? >Who’s there? > > >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! > >Thud. It's your past come back to haunt you!!!!! Actually it's all the ex-survivors who did not make it onto the All-Star season of Survivor. They want their chance at another 15 minutes too!!! Bonus Answer: Jeffy’s big announcement was that Lil is actually Mark Burnett in a brilliantly convincing Halloween costume! This was the reason for the ghost tribe comeback! This revelation caused Jeffy to call MB a m-----f----r and get fired!!! Jeffy then challenged Osten to a fight on Celebrity Boxing!!! But it all came to nothing as Osten would not take the challenge saying that although Jeffy is a big coward and Osten was mentally and physically ready to take on Jeffy he heard the match was going to take place at Madison Square Gardens. Osten was afraid that, being a garden there might be bugs or pelicans around and he would not risk his temple and get pneumonia by boxing outside... in a garden.   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-05-03, 03:52 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" 1. Enraged at last week’s vote, Rupert busts out of his chains ... and confronts Detestable Jon ... scene ended with a nauseating male bonding hug ... How would you have preferred to see this scene end? I wanted to see Rupert rip his head off, but next best thing would have been Rupert giving Shawn a hug and telling Jon he can like his butt for him 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? I think he actually considered denying everything, then blaming Shawn, then blaming Trish - oh wait he did blame Trish. 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? A new tribe of Exes - ex-boyfriends and girlfriends, ex-wives, bastard children, pets given away.. 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? Limited rations of rice, fruit and protein. Dammit, Ginger, weren't you paying attention? Don't you know Jif wouldn't lie about such a thing? 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? Andrew's giant hubris could have blasted its way in for his team, Shawn's armani coat can probably walk on its own by now and Burton is just so cute he'd have melted the cage by looking at (Isn't he a Puddy?) 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? Michelle's vomit, Jon's face, Assten's entire appearance on the show from Day 0 on. 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister? I loathe those Blurry Circles and definitely think it's a sign of something far more sinister. Since this is supposed to be a fun light-hearted game I won't go on one of my usual 5000 word rant-essays. But thanks for asking. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? Every animal has its own peculiar language. If you know how to talk to birds, then you'd be able to decipher her squeaks, squawks and guttural utterances. I'm quite adept, so you just ask me if you need a translation 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled 320 - like being locked in a room while being made to listen to Bachelor Bob singing alternating with Clay Aiken's album Measure of A Man - I think they expect they're going to go out of their minds. I on the other hand can't wait for Burton to return. 10. ...What could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? He needed 3 double-cheeseburgers, a warm comfy bed, a tv, VCR, porn and a dimbulb woman to tell him he's "all that " - but then he would have been ready to sleep. So, in conclusion, there is nothing that would have made Assten ready to take on the rigors of Survivor if that's what you mean. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced Who’s there? Oh haha I get it. It's a knock-knock joke. Knock knock Who's there? M' E B M' E B who? Emmy be comin' to us for Best Reality Twist evah, yuck yuck puke Great questions Ginger!   Top

Joyful 232 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-06-03, 02:32 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" *BUMP* Just thought I'd bump this up to give people something to do while waiting for Survivor to start tonight.   Top

Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-06-03, 03:19 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Monster Bash: The Haunted Hawkeye 13" LAST EDITED ON 11-06-03 AT 03:34 PM (EST) Cheers, Ginger, These are good questions. The answers? (In this post anyway) That's another matter... 1. How would you have preferred to see this scene end? (“King Kong” 1933) I would have like to have seen Rupert take a swing at Jon. This being against the rules, he would then have been rushed by a team of cameramen, producers, and Jiffy, and a hilarious brawl would have developed as Rupert was dragged from the game. 2. What alternatives do you think Jon considered as a response to Rupert’s somewhat vehement inquiries as to voting strategy? a) Run Away b) Run Away Really Fast c) Raise already high voice to extreme falsetto range and drive Rupert away with it. 3. What would have been more frightening than the Outcasts’ return? (“Night of the Living Dead” 1960). Only the heads of the Outcasts return, on poles. Jiffy tells the remaining survivors that this is the new fate of people voted out of the game "because we think this may have happened to people thrown off pirate ships, maybe." 4. What do you think the Outcasts actually ate on the Ghostfarm? (“Day of the Dead” 1985) Strictly-controlled rations of champagne and caviar 5. If the use of hands were disallowed, what might the contestants have done to get inside the cages? (“Attack of the Killer Shrews” 1959). Burton would have been forced to use the trowel that MB had given to him "for emergencies". The others would simply have had to do that 'sand-kicking' dance that "I Think We're Alone Now" Tiffany used to do. 6. Are there things you wish had been blurred that were not? I'm sure this has been mentioned elsewhere: Lill's face. At all times. Edited to add: I just checked the other answers, and it was mentioned elsewhere! 7. Do you think the Bobbing Blur of TV Morality is a distant relative of the watchdog sea balloon in the Prisoner, or something far more sinister How can it be more sinister than the baloons of The Prisoner? The Scene: Tribal Council, Morgan Tribe. Jiffy: Why do you want to leave the game, Osten? Osten: I won't tell you Jiffy: Oh, come on, Number 9. We only want information. (Leans forward intently, voice echoes) Information! Osten: I will not make any deals with you! I resign! I will not be skinny, drowned, bug-bitten, hard-working, and numbered! My life is my own! I resign! Jiffy: In that case, go home. 8. If Christa did “badmouth” anyone, how the f___ could they tell? (“The Exorcist” 1973) Don't all losers get to watch the daily 'rushes' back at the hotel? 9. Just how bad do the Drakelings anticipate Burton’s encore being? Use the following scale: (1) Like a moderately painful bunion (319) Like being disemboweled (0) Since he's basically indistinguishable from Shawn, they won't even notice the change. 10. Other than strapping Osten to a metal table and elevating him into a lightning-filled tower and zapping all that synthetic beefcake full of electricity, what could have been done to invigorate the flaccid, useless sack o' meat that was Osten? (“Frankenstein” 1931; “Reanimator 1985; “Frankenweenie” 1984) Frankenweenie 1984? Oh, all right. I guess he could have been told that his 'muscle man' costume would have been taken off him if he didn't try harder. He would have done anything to prevent the whole world knowing that he is in fact a 130-pound weakling. And white. 11. In the biggest revelation of the season, nay, the entire Survivor oeuvre, Jeff announced that……….. wait…………………what’s that noise? Who’s there? It's the reaper of reality TV, come for Survivor's soul after one twist too many. Skiver   Top

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