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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-03-03, 09:43 PM (EST) "The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" You guys ready for another round of 10 questions? Well, I'll be your quizmaster this week, with Swami coming in for week 9. So get ready to play...The Hawkeye 10! 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? (Another IceCat original ) The Top 5 FLL Castaways 1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1) 2. Heidi Strobel (7 weeks at #1) 3. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1) 3. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1) 5. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1) 5. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 I_AM_HE 04-03-03 1  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 SteffiGurl 04-04-03 2  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 AMAI 04-04-03 3  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 Bebo 04-04-03 4  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 Sunny_Bunny 04-04-03 5  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 Swami 04-04-03 6  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 kiki_k 04-04-03 7  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 TeamJoisey 04-06-03 8  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 jeffho84 04-06-03 9  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 KeithFan 04-07-03 10  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 dajaki 04-08-03 11  RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8 MatineeIdol 04-09-03 12

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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-03, 11:59 PM (EST) 1. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? probably the thought of sticks and twigs putting Rob on fire 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? push 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Jenna, so we can see her reaction after she becomes fat and ugly...well, ok, just fat, since she doesn't need any help with the other 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? at least a 2 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? two...two...two sluts in one! 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? you mean besides a brain, a personality, or a life? 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? the one to be the biggest dork left on the show 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? let's just say there are now 40 days instead of 39 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? oh, i so didn't want to think about the guys chopping each others' logs anymore, thanks sir 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? the feminine mystique? seriously though, this was her second? i'm not remembering the first Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? i'm guessin' she's probably thanking her lucky stars its not jenna she has to share a name with... go pocket frog go!   Top

SteffiGurl 358 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 04-04-03, 00:28 AM (EST) 2. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? A real man? Chuckle... 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Jeff called him baby? I didn't catch that... 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? If I were Dave, I might have picked Butch, but he made the right move. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 9 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? They've only done one that I've seen, and that was last week. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? Anything other than Heidi. 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? The picking up chicks strategy. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? Not long, considering I don't think they're complete idiots like most people. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Rob. Shutup already. 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? What was the first one? Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? That depends on how much Sticks likes Heidi. Besides, how do we know Heidi isn't twigs?   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-04-03, 08:21 AM (EST) 3. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" LAST EDITED ON 04-04-03 AT 08:27 AM (EST) >1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? Finding an actionable issue to handle in the "aftermath." Wait, that would PUT the fire in her panties. So I guess it would be NOT finding such an issue. >2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Definitely Jif calling anybody "baby." That has creeped me out since the first time he did it. >3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Nobody. I don't like banana splits. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? It's a 2. A cold-water bath isn't exactly "heaven." >5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? So they can keep an eye on each other and make sure that neither of them gets an opportunity to work alone to win over the Cute Guys. Too bad that two half-wits don't equal one whole person. >6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? Something more substantial going on in that fat head of hers >7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? All of it. Dave is funnier, smarter, harder-working and honest. Rob had no choice but to work to get rid of Dave. It won't make a difference to Rob getting to sleep with Heidi in his arms, tho. I think Heidi would rather cuddle up with Jenna, if one even can "cuddle up" with a "bundle of kindling." >8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? I thought they would have had to add on an extra half-hour just to show the "highlights." >9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? This is one of those trick questions, isn't it? >10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? Lawyers are skilful at making you think you're doing something in your own best interests that is really in their best interests. EDITED TO SAY - The two food challenges she has received were (1) The spaghetti shared with Christie and (2) The desserts shared with Dave. At least, those are the two food rewards I know of. Survivorerist, was there another you had in mind? >Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think Sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? She's too stupid to be pissed. See my earlier answer as to why they're doing confessionals together in the first place. She would be taking pride that they're the first two idiots to actually insist on doing every single confessional together.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-04-03, 09:15 AM (EST) 4. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? A longer association with Roger's panties. (say it with me....EWWWWWWWWWWW) 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Matthew creepy. Jiffy weird. But then, we already knew that about both of them. Jiffy publicly mentioning his interest in machetes could be a career misstep, though. 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Mr. Bebo. OK, I know. I'm torn between Alex (for obvious reasons) or Rob (because it would be fun to make him think he actually had a chance). 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 2.78 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? Because Rob's not the only one dreaming of threesomes - just ask Uncle Cameraman. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? A clue. Anyone got a quarter to let her buy one? 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? To have the most popular magic ball. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? Aw, all they would have had to do was ask questions about plastic surgery, sex, chocolate, or cuteness, and these girls would have looked like rocket scientists! 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Rob, so that he can stop chopping it for himself. 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? INSERT LAWYER SHARK JOKE HERE Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? On a scale of 1-10? 438. A Bebodacious American   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-04-03, 12:13 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? Thoughts of bathing with Roger. 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Butch, he is waaaaaaaaay to attatched to his own machete. 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Heidi. Anorexics dont eat. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 1.5 for viewing purposes. 10.5 for bashing. 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? Stupidity loves company? Oh wait, thats misery. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? Sing it with me scarecrow: "If I only had a brain" 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? Any strategy involving that rather rambunctious second head of his. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? Ra and I were there. Had it been done in real time, you would have still be watching, as it pre-empted Letterman's opening monologue. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? MB's for putting together this little frat party. 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? Threats to start eating players. Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? Shes not. She thinks they are going to be the next "twins" for Mr. Hefner.   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-04-03, 12:16 PM (EST) 6. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? A nice, satisfying piss always does it for me. Oh wait - you meant a figurative fire. In that case I would say winning another IC 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? I thought Matt called his machete 'baby' while he was honing it. That was creepy. Jeff is just trying to sound cool and failing miserably. As usual 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Dave should have picked Heidi because it's the least he can do after pawing her all night every night since the merge. He wants to share all his banana-ness with her. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? A -1. Did you notice how the "cool bath water" got murky & funky sooo fast? I mean, Deena's was slime with bugs & leaves floating in it by the time she rolled over on her tummy for the heart-to-heart with Dave. How gross was that? 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? Hmmm. They wash each other's backsides while bathing, too. I think their alliance may have been 'consumated'. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? A clue. A personality. A corrective boob job, but mostly - a clue. 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? Well, Rob's fantasy is to be the lust object of anything female and named Heidi. Sadly, he is lacking in charm, character, wit and looks. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? No problem. Jeffie just switched to his copy of 'Jungle Trivia for Dummies' and they were ready to wrap the challenge by dawn the next day. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Deena's 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? This is what lawyers do, isn't it? Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? Sticks is a DAW and secretely pleased. Pay no attention to her outraged screams of anguish *waves to sticks* *the real one, not the Heidi one* Swami   Top

kiki_k 1444 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-04-03, 02:10 PM (EST) 7. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? Two words -- "Penis envy" 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Jeff calling him "baby" -- definately -- those two need to get a room. 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Well, Heidi and Jenna would both waste it by throwing up after, so they are out. I couldn't suffer the company of Rob for a minute. Christy's underarm hair creeps me out. And Deena doesn't need it -- which leaves Mat (gay), Butch (old and fatherly) and Alex (minor eye candy) -- I have to go with the minor eye candy. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? negative 375 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? Because they share one brain between them. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? A swift kick to the butt. 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? The menage a trois final 3. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? 547 hours. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Rob -- although there probably isn't a knife small enough. 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? Despite Heidi and Jenna's assertions to the contrary, there is NO substitute for real breasts. Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? she is on the floor, ralphing her guts out as we speak. Pity poor sticks. compliments of GeorgiaBelle experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. -- Oscar Wilde   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-06-03, 02:01 AM (EST) 8. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? Stop letting Jenna do the laundry. * 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Matt "polishing his machete" AFTER Jeff called him baby * 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Oooh.. can I choose Heidi and Jenna??? Cause Heidi said that most women will do wild things to each other for a banana split. That's why I'll never vote those two off!!! * 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 1/10 of bitchin'. * 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? Grunt minds think alike. * 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? Some of that "Mission Impossible" chewing gum. * 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? To be the first to write to Penthouse. * 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? Until this: "In Brazil, cute means... a) lazy, self-important clothes hanger b) lubricious slutbag c) emaciated vein-poppin', clothes-droppin', silicone-floppin' strumpet d) cute." *9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Rob. He's already rubbed the bark off the thing. * 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? By writ of Heidous Corpus. * Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? Ooooooh... if you rub two sticks together, Rob will catch on fire!! These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

jeffho84 22 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-06-03, 06:40 AM (EST) 9. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? A 200 mph trip to the jury lodge. 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Matthew alone is creepier. The guy has creepyness implants. 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Butch, he probably wouldn't show up to eat his part, cameras scare him. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? 0, this is no longer bit**in'. 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? They're going to perform a duet. "If I only had a brain..." 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? See answer 5 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? The Take All Face Time strategy. There has been far too much booyah lately. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? This season of Survivor now has 3 recap episodes. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Probst. You're right, the "baby" thing was really creepy. 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? The other castaways also want to find a cure for her panties fire. Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? "Um, like... yeah"   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-07-03, 10:00 PM (EST) 10. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? This is the $100,000 question that many a frat boy asked when Denna was in law school. 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? As long as Probst wasn’t wearing any leather, I’d say Matt. 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Jenna...men pay to see things like that. 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? Like, totally bitchin’!! Booya!! What do you say sports fans? 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? See answer 3. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? What was the Scarecrow song? “If I only had a brain” 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? Rob is suddenly going to step out of his fake fat suit, reveiling an All-American hunk and go on an immunity tear. 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? When the question was about fish I thought they had a chance, they at least know what THEY smell like. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? Saddam 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? By accelerating her 5150 status. Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? I thought Heidi WAS sticks.   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-08-03, 10:11 AM (EST) 11. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" 1. What would put out the fire in Deena's panties? Antibiotics - Lots of antibiotics 2. What's creepier? Matthew and his machete or Jeff calling him "baby" at RC? Jeff called him "baby"? Why is he trying to overidentify with the contestants? Ask them questions, make them squirm, let them vote each other off! 3. Who would you pick to share your banana split? Why? Christy - She needs to get away from camp and enjoy life a little 4. On a scale of 1-10, exactly how bit**in' is this? I mean really, how? This is a 10 - Brownies with ice cream on its own is a 9, but give them to me after a few weeks of fish and manioc, and it's a 10! 5. Why have Heidi and Jenna taken to doing their confessionals together? They know each other well enough to finish each other's thoughts. And that's a good thing, because they lack adequate brain capacity, they actually need each other to finish their thoughts. 6. It's not like Jenna needs the fat anyways. What does she need? Humility, accurate self-concept, a personality 7. To which part of Rob's strategy is Dave the biggest threat? His pillow talk strategy 8. So Heidi and Jenna were the last two in the trivia challenge. and one of them needed to get a question right. How long did you think that was gonna take? I thought that we would still be watching the IC. 9. Whose log most deserves to be chopped? MB 10. Deena has now partaken in two food prizes that she herself did not earn. How do you think she pulled that one off? She's using all the skills of persuasion that she has honed in the district attorney's office. Bonus Question: 11. How pissed do you think sticks is that she has to share her screenname with Heidi? Pissed enough to beat Heidi with a stick, I hope.   Top

MatineeIdol 104 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-09-03, 06:01 PM (EST) 12. "RE: The Hawkeye 10 - Week 8" >1. What would put out >the fire in Deena's panties? Deena hopes its the sloppy spit from any of the other Survivor women. >2. What's creepier? Matthew >and his machete or Jeff >calling him "baby" at RC? Definitely Jeff calling him baby. How anyone can look at that gaunt, one-foot-in-the-grave face and think "baby" is beyond me. >3. Who would you pick >to share your banana split? > Why? I never, ever share my banana splits >4. On a scale of >1-10, exactly how bit**in' is >this? I mean really, >how? Only a 3.5 >5. Why have Heidi and >Jenna taken to doing their >confessionals together? It's the same mysterious reason women always go to the bathroom in pairs...or perhaps they wanted to generously share their combined cuteness with the world? >6. It's not like Jenna >needs the fat anyways. >What does she need? An ugly stick to beat away Heidi with >7. To which part of >Rob's strategy is Dave the >biggest threat? To be the biggest cock on the island >8. So Heidi and Jenna >were the last two in >the trivia challenge. and one >of them needed to get >a question right. How >long did you think that >was gonna take? At least until the reunion show >9. Whose log most deserves >to be chopped? Rob...please lord let a woman "chop his wood" soon so he will quit acting like a desperate virgin >10. Deena has now partaken in >two food prizes that she >herself did not earn. >How do you think she >pulled that one off? As Johnny Cochran proved when he got OJ off - lawyers can do anything! >Bonus Question: > >11. How pissed do you >think sticks is that she >has to share her screenname >with Heidi? I don't know about sticks, but I would be pissed to share ANYTHING with Heidi! > >(Another IceCat original ) > >The Top 5 >FLL Castaways > >1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at >#1) >2. Heidi Strobel (7 weeks at >#1) >3. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at >#1) >3. Helen Glover (5 weeks at >#1) >5. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at >#1) >5. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 >weeks at #1) >   Top

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