LAST EDITED ON 02-28-03 AT 06:17 PM (EST)

Previously on Survivor, Joanna got pissed, the immunity idol got dissed, and I doubt Janet will be missed.

We start off by seeing the Barbeque tribe repairing their shelter. Straight guy Alex is running around in a shirt from the Ellie May Clampett collection. It seems that the hot, sweaty guys are thirsty, so Roger goes up to the tribes Waterboy, Daniel, and tells him to go refill the 5 gallon drum. Apparently Daniel didn't show off his sheer joy of being Roger's b!tch because Roger did it himself, griping all the way. Daniel is annoyed by Roger by his bossiness and by the fact that he smells like vinegar.   I'm impressed that Roger douches.

Creepy Skull Guy and Daniel have a secret pact.   Because of Daniel's ancestry and the fact that Creepy Skull Guy's family abandoned him in Hong Kong (he later found them), they both can speak Mandarin Cantonese. Actually, it sounds more like Manglish, but at least we get subtitles. I was disappointed to find out that Roger in Mandarin Cantonese is pronounced "Roger". I was hoping that "Roger" meant "Fresh As Summer's Eve", but it means Roger.

Over at Subaru, the girls aren't feeling as fresh. Vultures are circled and swarms of insects are invading the camp.   Jenna, the rocket scientist of the group, is wondering why the insects always go for the food.   The tribe is in chaos, so what do they do?   Hold an election. They need to pick a leader and decide who is most need of a bikini wax. The "election" is Jeanne saying, "Deena, you're it". The girls agree with this and go off to their hair braiding.

Reward challenge time!   It's time for a game of Go, Fish! The tribes has to ask each other if they have an item in their box.   If they do, then they have a match.   No, I am not making this up.   They are playing for a gift basket from the nearby villages Bed, Bath & Beyond. After looking at the rusty clippers, I'm thinking they spent a lot of time in the Beyond part of the store.   To make an uninteresting segment short, the girls win.

Back at Barbeque, the guys are a bit dejected.   They sit around the fire and share the one brain cell between them.

Rob: I can't believe we lost again, but Heidi is so hot.   I know she looks like a refugee right now, but with a little conditioner, she's mine.

Daniel: We suck, but Carrot Top and I had a connection.

After 30 seconds the guys forget they just lost a challenge, and just let the testosterone spew.

Alex: Jenna and I made eye contact, she's mine.

Dave: Jenna's got a great butt

Butch:   I didn't look at Jenna like the rest of the guys. I mean I'm 50 years old and am out of Viagra.   You do the math.

The guys start fantasizing about the girls taking a bath. Unfortunately for them, we get to see the girls bathing, but it is the "Softball team" of Subaru that is bathing first.   Deena, Jeanne and Christy, who, judging by her armpits, appears to be related to Brian from Survivor Thailand, get together for a little bath. Millions of men are now getting up for a beer while Rosie is hitting the rewind button. Christy, dressed like Pastyhontas complete with yellow feather in hair, explains that the Evil Cheerleaders, (Jenna, Heidi, and Carrot Top) didn't invite her.   I guess Joanna doesn't bathe.

In the world's longest segment, the Evil Cheerleaders go topless and wash each other. I get up for another beer.

Back at Barbeque, the guys are conspiring who should go next. Rob and Creepy Skull Guy are pleading to get rid of Roger and Roger is pleading to get rid of Dan.

Alex: I can go either way.

After a musical montage of the Subaru women working, the tribe seems to finally be getting their act together.   Much to everyone's surprise, the girls are actually catching fish.   One bad side effect of successful fishing is Joanna's neverending singing and bootyshaking.   I think I would rather starve than listen to her go on any longer. Fortunately, the guys find treemail.

The treemail is read and it has something to do about being caged up. This excites Deena, but Jenna looks bored, she's already done that. The girls are pumped for this and have the Hogen's Heroes music behind them.   The guys couldn't give a rip and spend the afternoon playing with their ball.
The immunity challenge is like this.   The tribes get caged up and they have to untie knots and retrieve keys.   I cannot express in words the amount of excrement, er..excitement I experienced, but the girls won.
At tribal council, Jeff asks the same questions and Shii Ann, I mean Daniel plays the race card.   The guys squash him like a bug and he is voted out.

Next on Survivor, the Survivors encounter a fearsome, toothy creature and I am not talking about Creepy Skull Guy and Carrot Top wants out which means she is safe.