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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 11:32 AM (EST)
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"The definition of b!tch"
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-02 AT 11:34 AM (EST)

This is for all of those people who think my girl Zoe is a bitch. You obviously don't know the meaning of the word or have never met a true bitch!

Bitch: Noun; a woman who is disliked for being pushy, bossy, or otherwise overbearing.

Bitch: Noun; a term used in prison to connote one's inferior status to a burly guy named Bubba.

Bitch: Verb; to complain, whine, and otherwise moan about anything and everything.

Bitch: Slang term used in an affectionate or not-so-affectionate manner in the gay community. For a reference, check out Team Fabulous in The Amazing Race.

Survivor Bitch: Sue Hawk, Stacey Stillman, Jerri Manthey, Lindsey Richtor, et al.

Basher Bitch: Proud posters at SB; see Samiam, GT, Dalton, NightScribe, et al.

Now, does that sound like Zoe? No, I didn't think so. Carry on then.



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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: The definition of b!tch dabo 04-25-02 1
 RE: The definition of b!tch MakeItStop 04-25-02 2
 RE: The definition of b!tch Silvergirl1 04-25-02 3
 Awwwww samiam 04-25-02 4
   RE: Awwwww ConningOfficer 04-25-02 8
       RE: Awwwww samiam 04-25-02 9
   RE: Awwwww George Tirebiter 04-26-02 13
       Dis and Dat samiam 04-26-02 14
 I am so offended by this Dianetic 04-25-02 5
 RE: The definition of b!tch Teddy_Bear 04-25-02 6
 RE: The definition of b!tch Kokoro 04-25-02 7
   RE: The definition of b!tch Teddy_Bear 04-26-02 15
 RE: The definition of b!tch aymelek 04-25-02 10
 RE: The definition of b!tch LadyT 04-25-02 11
 RE: The definition of b!tch bergdogg 04-25-02 12
   RE: The definition of b!tch NightScribe 04-26-02 16
       Phew! George Tirebiter 04-26-02 18
 RE: The definition of b!tch katttywoman 04-26-02 17
   RE: The definition of b!tch Teddy_Bear 04-27-02 19

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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 11:43 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
Yeah! You would think Tammy the Reporter would have a better grasp of the language! Zoe's a broad!

Cap'n Zoe Just YoHoHoee!

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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 11:47 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
Awww Scribe dear, who called Zoe a bitch? I thought we were calling her an enigma. Oh wait, Tammy called her a bitch! LOL

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04-25-02, 12:21 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-02 AT 12:22 PM (EST)

Thanks for the education, Nightscribe. Here all along I thought that a b!tch was a female canine animal. Just ask any dog breeder.

Billions and Billions Cloned

SG

R.I.P. (Recreating In Paradise):
Peter Harkey: Alien from Uranus getting into the best shape of his life.
Patricia Jackson: Nacho Mama chillin' at the Loser Buffet.
Hunter Ellis: The Knuckleheads have spoken sending the Eagle to go scuba diving.
Sarah Jones: Miss No-nos begins her tropical vacation at last.
Gabriel Cade: The teddy bear hugger looks for a new commune where they don't play games.
Gina Crews: Happy trails to our nature guide as she and Hunter meet at the Lover's Lodge. Favorite buffet item: Watermelon
Rob Mariano: The Robfodder never caught a chicken and he ain't no friend of mine.
John Carroll: This isn't the crying game, dude. Take it like a man.
One hour of my life for watching the Recrap Show!


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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 12:47 PM (EST)
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4. "Awwwww"
Basher Bitch: Proud posters at SB; see Samiam, GT, Dalton, NightScribe, et al.

This is, perhaps, the proudest moment of my life.

Isn't that sad?

"You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back." - Tony Hendra, Deteriorata

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ConningOfficer 585 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 02:14 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Awwwww"
>This is, perhaps, the proudest moment
>of my life.
>
>Isn't that sad?

Nooooo. This is just one step on the path that ends with you saying "...I would like to thank the Nobel Academy..."

BTW, how's it going?

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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 03:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Awwwww"
Wow, they give out Nobel Prizes for bitchiness? *grin*

And, um, it's going pretty dang well, actually How 'bout you?


"You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back." - Tony Hendra, Deteriorata

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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 00:23 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Awwwww"
*sobbing crocodile tears*
Oh, sami. . . I can remember when you were just a baby--flashing a little thigh in the hopes you could get the bus to pick you up on the way to S3. . .

And now you're just another bitter old lady.

No wonder you're proud! (but why do I feel like there may be a "dis" in here somewhere?)


GT

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 01:41 AM (EST)
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14. "Dis and Dat"
I tried to bash S3, really I did, but I kept...falling...asleep. *yawn*

Over the holidays, I did some soul-searching and meditation, and during a guided journey through the swamplands of my mind, I found my inner bitter old lady. She was busy beating my inner child.

And she DID look surprisingly like you

"You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back." - Tony Hendra, Deteriorata

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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 01:21 PM (EST)
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5. "I am so offended by this"
As a man who worships and is subjugated by b!tches I can't believe that you would openly spread your vile hatred of b!tches on a board like this.
It isn't easy for b!tches to get along in this world while they b!tch at me 24/7. B!tches have brothers and mothers too and imagine how hurt they would feel if they came to this board and heard you making fun of the little b!tches.

My finger is shaking over that ALERT button right now.

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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 01:57 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
>Bitch: Noun; a term
>used in prison to connote
>one's inferior status to a
>burly guy named Bubba.

LOL, . You had me ROTFL. You go b!tch !!!
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Elenor Roosevelt: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-02, 02:11 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
The Definition of B*tch

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Now let us never speak of S3 again.


Stop Discrimination Now

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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 08:37 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
The Definition of B*tch

ROTFLMAOF !!! Kokoro, how did you find this site? It rocks!!!
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Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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04-25-02, 08:35 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
I'm a b!tch and
You're a b!tch and
He's a b!tch and
She's a b!tch and
Wouldn't you like to be a b!tch then too?

(Sorry Dr. Pepper...that just popped into my head when I read this tread)


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04-25-02, 09:40 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-02 AT 09:42 PM (EST)

*raises hand*
Every month I turn into a Big Ole b!tch. Its about that time that my Aunt Flo comes to visit. Is there an explanation for that?

Edited because as a b!itch, I spelled out #####, which I forgot you can't spell b!tch

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04-25-02, 11:10 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-02 AT 11:11 PM (EST)

b!tch: noun, A female dog

Zoe is not exactly your run of the mill beauty queen. Maybe Tammy thought of Zoe as an unatractive person.


BUD SELIG SUCKS!!!! SAVE THE TWINS!!!

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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 02:52 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
I recant this entire thread. Zoe is a bitch!

*sigh* Makes me love her even more.


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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 07:42 PM (EST)
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18. "Phew!"
LAST EDITED ON 04-26-02 AT 07:43 PM (EST)

Poor Scribe. . . we've just been cringing to see how you'd be taking the events of this week. You know how ridiculous and obsessive some people can get about their favorite ho's. . .

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you took it all in stride--or even that you made me bust a gut in the process.

Zoe IS a b¡tch, and she will never love you back the way that we do.


GT

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

Sh¡t. Edited cuz I forgot I couldn't just type "b¡tch." Fück it all to hell.

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katttywoman 160 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-02, 03:32 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
No, I guess Zoe's not a b!tch. That would be Tammy.
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-02, 09:00 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: The definition of b!tch"
What did Tammy ever do to Zoe?
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