Great Summary Shakes!
Better than your first one even - your perspective shone through and that's what we were all waiting to see. Thanks for taking the time to do this. They are a riot.

My favourite parts:

>as I finally caught a glimpse of the outfit Laura has on. What
>the hell are you wearing? I mean seriously, shouldn’t you be up >in the hollow tree with the other two elves whipping up a
>batch of fudge stripe cookies? You just might want to rethink >that little fashion ensemble.

Whoa! Who exactly is handing out fashion tips here? If it's Bob, fine. (Well, not fine) But Micow? That's ironic.

>here is a breakdown of
>Assphony’s extremely busy daily routine......

Finally! Some inside information!!!

>ocean I can’t stop wishing that last summer (when this
>was filmed) was the summer of the shark attack instead
>of this summer. Now, that would be some great TV!

Soooo...Am I to assume that there will be NO shark attack on this show?

> Besides, did you see what this idiot was wearing?
> A friggen red and white polka dot shirt with
>the sleeves ripped off, sunglasses and a red bandana.
>I swear to god, he looks as if the board
>game Candyland came to life and formed a street gang.
> It is that stupid.

Mmm Hmm More fashion advice.

Survivorchick