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And then she happily tweet-exchanges with Adam Lambert about how if she'd known he was at one of her recent performances (which for show purposes did not happen), they could have been friends the whole time... She can't even keep the lie going when she's off-camera: the concept that people may be paying attention to her activities after the credits roll has completely escaped her.

Right now, my best-case (and near-impossible) scenario is that everyone calls her on the huge pile of feces live!, tosses her off the show on the spot, cleans up the puddle of mixed mascara and blood, then replaces her with Ms. Gibbs. But I still think the producers will keep going for the self-tied blindfold until the story reaches the central media and they can see if people care in ratings-damaging numbers. If that population is very low, ignore. Moderate, tearful apology and promise to go to some kind of rehab. (She'd be so good at tearful apologies, right?) Ultra-high and more than the door might hit her on the way out.

I also don't know how many of those years she was married, and may not had to have had to work

Not to mention all those hours lost to having an affair (or plural).

Does that mean all the 200* credits on IMDB were volunteer donated hours?

Technically, if she donated every last penny of mandatory SAG wages to Scientology...