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"BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1"
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"BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-06 AT 05:49 PM (EST) Let the game begin! The most popular houseguests are returning to see who can outwhine, outcry and outlive all the others to win the prize of ... oh I dunno. Nothing?
Let's face it, they are here solely for our pleasure.
So sit back, and act like a god. Granted a god with lots of other gods trying to foil their attempts at annihilations and other godlike phenomena.
Wanna make Marcellas suffer? Now's your chance.
Wanna give Allison the boobyprize? Just go ahead and try it.
Wanna shove a gigantic wheel of Brie down Amy's throat. You're probably not alone. So take some time to check back in on the WhatIf? household as the game will continue to evolve as the weeks goes on.
And your chances at changing the outcomes increase.
The game will start with 18 HG's and each week 2 of them will be evicted.
This will continue to be the outcome until we get to the final 6 HG's and then we will only evict 1 HG per week.
Each different week will be posted in a seperate thread, however each weeks thread will go through 3 different phases.
Phase 1: (Normally starting with Evictions) HOH Challenge and KeyCeremony/Nominations (Monday/Tuesday till Midnight)
Phase 2: POV Challenge and POV Ceremony (Wednesday/Thursday till Midnight)
Phase 3: DiaryRoomVoting (Friday/Saturday/Sunday till Midnight) During the first few weeks the HOH competition will require you to name two HG's to claim the HOH Position. Yup. DualRoyalty.
Next I'll need you to nominate 4 HG's for eviction.
But before getting your answers just yet, let's do some introductions. Let's go to the front of the house where all the lucky re-entrants are waiting to hear from BigBother what to expect next... Hello houseguests.
Hello Charlie!
You are no longer allowed to use my first name. From now on you must call me BigBrother.
Arrrrre yoooooou reaaaaaady?
YESSS!!!!
Kaysar, Marcellas, Howie, Nakomis, EvilWill and Janelle
You 6 are the first group to enter the house to choose your bed. On your marks get ready GO!
Kaysar, Howie and Janelle rush in and find the first bedroom, the blue room, snagging two of the 6 twin beds. EvilWill and Nakomis rush to the other end of the house and grab the 2 queensize beds, in the Purple room. Marcellas continues to stroll through the house looking for the possibility of another room.
Meanwhile...
Danielle, Bunky, Amy, Erica, Marvin and GoodWill. Are you ready to choose your sleeping arrangements?
Get set. Go!
Bunky and GoodWill skip, hand in hand, towards the Purple room and proceed to start a fight with EvilWill and Nakomis over the queensize bed arrangements.
Danielle, Erica and Marvin grab 3 of the remaing twins in the blueroom. Amy goes straight to the fridge. Until she hears Marcellas screaming from another area of the house. Following his squeals she happens upon the aptly named discoroom. Marcellas rolling around upon a heartshaped-rotating-bed in the center of the room, mirrorball reflections skitter across the walls. Amy asks to share but is quickly rebuffed and sent away.
Meanwhile...
Those that are left, Jack, Nathan, James, Jee, Ivette and Nicole. It's possible that only 2 of you are going to find beds. While 4 of you will be stuck without sleeping arrangements. Have fun ... Go!
Jack, Jee and James run straight to the blue room. Realizing all but one bed is taken, and they want to stick together, they all run out to find another room. Nathan finds the BlueRoom next and decides to take the last open twinbed. Nicole and Ivette ran straight to the Diary room and in the hallway to the diaryroom was another door. They didn't notice it but started to push and shove each other trying to get to the diaryroom first. While fighting to get some much required DAW-time a fullblown CoyoteUgly-fight starts and Nicole placing a kick to the diaphragm, vaulting Ivette against the door and breaking it down/open, revealing 2 tanning beds. They decide to stay. Meanwhile Jack, Jee and James (oh wait? where did James dissappear to?) run to the Livingroom and then to the bathrooms and then to the storage closet where they find Amy making a shopping list for all of her medical-cheeses needs. Jack and Jee leave her behind and continue their search. James it seems has found the last 2 sleeping arrangements but isn't making a peep about it. Amy finally gets a whiff of some pretty heady Camembert or Gorgonzola or something ripe. She follows the scent to find James laying claim to one of the two beds in the "ShoeCloset". She looks around and see's that there is no cheese so she goes back to the storeroom to continue filling out her briessentials. Jack and Jee finally reach the closet and find James. They ask him to pick who should sleep in the bed and who should continue looking. James decides Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Mo is the best to decide and my mother told me to pick the very best one and your are NOT it! Jack. You're out. Jee, you get the bed.
Jack takes off his shoe, calls headquarters and puts a mark out on James head.
Jack wanders around and really wonders if he's destined to be forever bed-less? And could this mean he's being perceived as a target?
Just then...
Houseguests?
Yes BigBother!
Please go to the backyard for your first Heads Of Household competition. It looks like an endurance challenge, or at least that's what Nicole says. Then again, what does Nicole know?
(Actually she's kinda right.)
Houseguests, sit in a circle with your knees touching the players on both sides of you.
When the clock starts you will have to stare without blinking at the person across from you.
If anyone blinks, they are out of the challenge. They must leave the circle and the remaining players must reconnect the circle without blinking.
Last 2 to not blink will win the Heads of Household!
So...Who's gonna win the first HOH challenge? And who are they going to nominate? It's your choice!
HeadsOfHousehold: (2)
Pick 2 HG's to win the first HOH challenge.
(What? 2 HOH's? Yup. 2 HOH's. There are also some cyber-perks for the winners, like nice room and stuff-from-home.)
As an added benefit to those who win HOH they get to decide who to put on the eviction block.
KeyCeremony/Nominees: (4)
I'll need for you to also choose to keep 4 different HG's keys from the spinning block of safety. Thereby, putting those 4 on the EvictionBlock.
(What? 4 Nominees? Yup. 4 Nominees.)
The 2 HOH's and the 4 Nominees will all get a chance to play in the PowerOfVeto challenge, which will start on Wednesday. It might change their fates. Current list of remaining Houseguests:
Amy ~ ~ Bunky ~ ~ Danielle ~ ~ Erika ~ ~ EvilWill ~ ~ GoodWill ~ ~ Howie ~ ~ Ivette ~ ~ Jack
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James ~ ~ Janelle ~ ~ ~ Jee ~ ~ ~ Kaysar ~ ~ Marcellas ~ Marvin ~ ~ Nakomis ~ ~ Nathan ~ ~ Nicole
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Pick 2 HOH's and 4 Nominees.
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05-08-06, 05:39 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1" |
Well lets not write each other off yet....
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05-09-06, 00:33 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1" |
I, on the other hand, would be happy to include James in my final four plans in exchange for a little protection for Jack.
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05-09-06, 00:22 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-06 AT 00:34 AM (EST)HOHs- Jack- has experience with surveilence.
Marvin- always keeps one eye on everyone. Noms- Marcelles
What do you mean I need 4?
Fine
Marcellas and his ego Alright already- Marcelles, Ivette, Janelle, and Amy The summer is too short to suffer all four of these passed week 1. And technically that's 3 and 1/2 because Marcelles is half the man Gerry is.
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05-09-06, 09:47 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: BBAllStarsWhatIF? Week 1" |
HOH - Kaysar - because he's hot
Jee - because he's hot Nominees: Amy - what a waste of a space Ivette - so I don't puncture my own eardrums Bunky - because I don't know who the hell he is Howie - because he doesn't know who he is
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05-10-06, 02:08 AM (EST)
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22. "Wk1: HOH Results / POV entry" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-11-06 AT 05:19 AM (EST)Wow what an incredibly stupendously mind-numbingly boring challenge.
It lasts for almost an hour.
0:01 Amy is the first to lose as something cheddar-like in color flashes by in her periferal view. She leaves the circle and the others rejoin in a tighter circle.
0:07 Next to blink are both Jack and Jee. Something about Jack breaking his crown and Jee tumbling after. I have a feeling James was behind this.
0:08 Nakomis and Nicole are next, they are lured by the smell from Jee's cigarette.
0:15 James has begun to throw things at peoples faces. Small things like grass and pebbles but distracting none the less...there goes Bunky. Howie then Janelle. Soon after Ivette gets a blade of grass in her eye and promises to take James out as soon as she can.
0:24 Nathan and GoodWill aren't looking to good. Both their eyelids are starting to flutter ... Awp Judge's are calling it ... yes. They have both been taken out. No grass needed.
0:30 30 minutes houseguests. Danielle with her evil eye, Marvin with his evil eye, EvilWill with his evil soul, James with his sneaky tactics, Kaysar with his thirdeye, Marcellas with his look of disgust and Erika with her raised eyebrow look of disdain are the only 7 remaining in play for the first Heads of Household.
0:37 Owww...looks like EvilWill just killed Erika with a look. She's out.
0:39 Marvin turns his attention to Danielle. Oooo a showdown of the evileye titans. Oh my gawd. They take each other out. Blinking simultaneously.
0:42 James starts throwing things again this time at Marcellas and with dirt. Marcellas runs screaming into the house bounding for the shower.
0:54 Kaysar and EvilWill team up on James. James continues to throw things but Kaysar and EvilWill are unaffected until finally, James offers a deal to both of them. "Keep me off the block this week and I'll never ever nominate either of you. Deal?" They agree and James blinks.
Congratulations EvilWill and Kaysar you are both winners of the HOH.
(Gifts from home include for EvilWill, his collection of kitty-bondage porn. For Kaysar, berry-flavored smoking tobacco.) Before you go running off to the storage closet or the bathroom I'll need for you to make your nominations for eviction. After some dilberation, the Key Ceremony begins with the pulling of James' key.
James: *wink* pulls key ... "Marvin"
Marvin: "Marcellas"
Marcellas: "Jack"
Jack: "Jee"
Jee: "GoodWill"
GoodWill: "Nicole"
Nicole: "Amy"
Amy: "Erika"
Erika: "Nakomis"
Nakomis: "Janelle"
Janelle: "Howie"
As you can see we've chosen Nathan, Ivette, Bunky and Danielle as the first 4 nominees.
Kaysar: Nathan, nothing personal I just haven't gotten to know you yet.
EvilWill: Ivette, it's strictly personal. You gotta go beeotch!
Kaysar: Bunky, Sorry to do this to you man but again, haven't gotten to know you.
EvilWill: Danielle, You too beeotch! Outta here!
Now it's time for you 6 to play the Power of Veto Challenge.
It's all about herding sheepdogs. Whichever team gets the most sheepdogs in the corral before the timer goes off will win the Power of Veto. And possibly the chance to get themselves off of the eviction block.
HOH's:
Team Blue
* Kaysar * EvilWill *
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Nominee's:
Team Red:
* Bunky * Ivette *
* * * Team Yellow:
* Danielle * Nathan *
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Pick one team to win the POV Challenge.
If you pick Team Red or Team Yellow as winners of the POV you will also need to nominate 2 other people to replace them on the eviction block.
If you pick Team Blue you can choose to switch a team for two other houseguests, just to stir things up.
OR you can choose to leave your nominations the same.
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05-11-06, 05:06 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Wk1: HOH Results / POV entry" |
Thanks for the idea vince.
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05-11-06, 08:41 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Wk1: HOH Results / POV entry" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-11-06 AT 08:42 PM (EST) GOOOOO BLUE!NO CHANGE IN NOMS 
Kaysar Kaysar Kaysar
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05-12-06, 03:44 AM (EST)
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39. "Week 1: POV results / Eviction voting" |
POV Challenge
That was certainly an entertaining 13 minutes...
The Power of Veto challenge, for some, started comically and ended in pure animalism.
It began with goofy armwaving by Bunky and Ivette yelping and jumping at the sheepdogs sending them darting to opposite ends of the arena.
Danielle and Nathan trying to chase down all the smaller sheepdogs, it's their strategy, but find that all too often their mothers are their to defend them.
And defend them they did. Both Danielle and Nathan suffer multiple bites on their undercarriages. Nipped and Befuddled the two of them run in circles for a couple of minutes.
Meanwhile, KingKaysar and DrWill quietly discuss their strategy, leaving most to believe they might be trying to throw the challenge in order to mess with the nominations.
Believe me, there were some deal makings happening prior to the Challenge......
Ivette: (to Kaysar) Let us win and we'll promise to evict James and Jee before you two.
Kaysar: *sigh*
Ivette: So that's a yes?
Kaysar: *rolls eyes*
Ivette: Great.
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Nathan: (to EvilWill) So it's a deal, you won't vote for us if we promise not to ever nominate you two?
EvilWill: Sounds great buddy. *slaps Nathan on back*
Nathan: *cough* okay. Wanna pinkie swear?
EvilWill: Are you gay or something?
Nathan: No, I like wymmin. Why? You wanna...?Back at the POV challenge, Nathan and Danielle decide to fight fire with fire by getting on all fours, barking and biting back. They manage to carry 4 sheepdogs by their scruffs, into their bins, using this tactic.
While Bunky and Ivette continue to scare the sheepdogs with their giant chicken impressions. Eventually scaring 10 sheepdogs in their bin"nest".
12 minutes into the challenge, Kaysar and EvilWill walk slowly to the gate of their bin, open it and step inside. Kaysar puts two fingers to his lips and lets loose a loud whistle. Sharp and startling. EvilWill responds with a large bellowing "COME!" and points his right index finger towards the ground. All remaining sheepdogs (40 of them) run to the BlueTeams bin and the challenge is over.
Kaysar and EvilWill prevail and now have to decide whether to change their nominations or not. POVCeremony: Kaysar: It has come to our attention that some in this house may already be lying and backstabbing. I want you to know that EvilWill and I are men of our words and will do what we can to get all those who oppose us out of the house right away.
EvilWill: Join with us and we will not hurt your family. I can do this, you know. From inside the house. So don't ef-up.
Kaysar: With that being said. We choose to not mess with our previous nominations.
EvilWill: This POV Ceremony is over, Beeoootches. WhatIf? players to the DiaryRoom, please.
Now it's time to place your votes for eviction.
Go to the diary room and make your choices.It's up to you, Choose 2 Houseguests (from the following 4) for eviction. Nominee's:
* Bunky * Ivette * Danielle * Nathan *
* * * * * And if you feel like it, you can also add in a "video" message for any or all of the potential evictees. Feel free to be snarky.
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05-12-06, 08:23 AM (EST)
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41. "Ivette & Bunky" |
Ivette - I've endured two months of your screeching crazy self and I will not suffer two more months lightly. You need to contact Maggie and see if you survive that. You are gone from my mind and my TV.Bunky - I didn't watch your season so I don't know you. I do, however know Nathan and he's hot; and the combination of sweet/evil Danielle is too fun to miss. So, by process of elimination Bunky - hit the road!
Kaysar Kaysar Kaysar!!
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05-12-06, 12:38 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Week 1: POV results / Eviction voting" |
Danielle, I never watched your season, but from your picture here I think you are hot. America voted, and you are safe.Ivette, I think you are crazy as hell. And if there's one thing better than hotness for making good reality TV, it's crazy. America blinked, and you are safe. Bunky - who are you? I don't know, thus I choose to yield you. Nathan - apparently you are too hot. Therefore, I don't like you. You're fired.
Handcrafted by RollDdice
I vote to evict Bunky and Nathan, just so you know.
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05-12-06, 02:34 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Week 1: POV results / Eviction voting" |
Bunky and Nathan
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05-13-06, 05:14 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Week 1: POV results / Eviction voting" |
*cries crocodile tears*I vote to evict Danielle and Nathan *runs sobbing from Diary Room* *puts on bikini and enters back yard as if nothing has happened and jumps into pool* 
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