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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Loaded Questions Strikes Back!"
Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:10 AM (EST)
 
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"Loaded Questions Strikes Back!" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 11:25 AM (EST)Aka Loaded Questions 9, but that title seems more exciting to me. All about the advertising. Gosh, it's been about three months since I last hosted one of these. Dang schoolwork. Keeping me busy. Oh well. Right now, I have much, much less work to do, so I can squeeze one of these games in.  Since there are a lot of newer peeps, I'll explain how this game goes. Jims' Quick and Fun Directions
1. I post 7 questions.
2. Send me your own personal answers via Private Messages I don't check my old e-mail address often anymore. Make answers as funny as you want, just as long as it comes from you. Note: There are only 4 peeps who can answer. If you miss out, I'm sorry. I'm sure we'll do another again, later.
3. Post a message in the thread, bragging about how you took one of the 4 spots. I will accept the FIRST FOUR people, to avoid confusion.
4. I will mix up the answers and post them anonymously.
5. It's the job of everyone else to correctly matchup who said what.
6. Have fun! (this rule is mandatory) Scoring
You get 1 pt for each correct match.
If you sweep a question (match all 4 peeps correctly, you get a bonus point.
Highest score wins (although we all win in life!) Traditionally, we also added that if you have turned in answers before, it's only fair to give others a chance first. If I can't round up 4 peeps quickly, I'll open it up. Thanks to all Past Submitters!
magic_star
Femme
Spidey
MandyM
thndrkttn
sticks
katem
Bebo
I_AM_HE
LadyT
SurvivorOverlord (or SOL)
SherpaDave
northernlights
GeorgiaBelle
Jims02
true
SilverGirl1
sleeeve
sorgee
tjstein
Erist
Mon Cherie
Code Blue:
AyaK
Bebo
IceCat
sleeeve
smiley
PhoenixMons
PaperCupPrincess
Coconut
Schnookie Palookie
L82LIFE
LisaPooh
cqvenus
anotherkim
Draco Malfoy
Brownroach
SurvivaBear Congrats to the past winners!
Winners:
1. Mysterious Jedi
2. GeorgiaBelle
3. GTMike
4. Buggy
5. true
6. true
7. true
8. Silvergirl1 OK, enough dilly-dallying. Here are the questions: 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season? 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you? 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do? 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about? 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song? 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it? Have fun!!! 
I'll update after lunch... (hopefully)
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:15 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Loaded Questions Strikes Back!" |
I'll let someone else play this time. Just wanted to say YAY Jims for giving us another Loaded Questions. I love these things.
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Meemo 3519 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 11:35 AM (EST)
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15. "Protest!" |
I protest!Apparently it's okay to shirk the rules *points finger accusingly at supes and swami* Rules read as follows: 1. I post 7 questions.
2. Send me your own personal answers via Private Messages I don't check my old e-mail address often anymore. Make answers as funny as you want, just as long as it comes from you. Note: There are only 4 peeps who can answer. If you miss out, I'm sorry. I'm sure we'll do another again, later.
3. Post a message in the thread, bragging about how you took one of the 4 spots. I will accept the FIRST FOUR people, to avoid confusion. Next time, I will weasel my way around the rules in order to get in, since it seems okay to post a message BEFORE you submit your answers. SCANDAL!!!!!!!! 
Half man, half amazing, all DAW
And don't try any of this pity stuff about allowing a 5th player into the game, or giving up your spot. The damage is done! I suppose I should put one of these:  in here, just so there is no confusion 
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Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 12:31 PM (EST)
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23. "****Scandal****" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 12:39 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 12:34 PM (EST) God, can't I get through a game of Loaded Questions without controversy? Here's the deal. I got answers from clemsonbeav and ExInterper right away. I also got answers from Swami. Supes sent me a private message, but it has no subject title, so I can't read it. Meemo sent me answers too, right after Supes' message. And PapaBear sent me a message through my e-mail box... So, what should I do? Right now, I'm considering just using clemson, ExI, Swami, and Meemo, and giving PapaBear the "misto" treatment (italicise answers underneath... see LQ 8), but I'm not sure if that's fair to Supes. Because after all he did PM me, and reply sooner than Meemo... But I can't actually read the answers. Hmmmm... What to do?
I've got class at 2... Hopefully I can figure it out before then
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 12:37 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: ****Scandal****" |
My vote...if I'm allowed to have one...Have a Loaded Questions A and a Loaded Questions B Game. Put three in each game. For example, have clemsonbeav, ExInterper and Swami in the A game and Meemo, Supes' and PapaBear in the B game. Or any other variation thereof. I would play both games, but if you put them all in one game, I won't get any of the answers right. I have to have some dumb luck on my side. 
A Kittyloaf Original
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Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:17 PM (EST)
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31. "Here We Go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 01:21 PM (EST)Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen... OK, here are the answers. I decided that it would be most fair to use the answers that were first sent to me. They were sent in this order: clemsonbeav
ExInterper
Meemo
Swami
PapaBear (e-mail)
Supes Since, this game is for 4 people, today's answer choices will be: clemsonbeav
ExInterper
Meemo
Swami Thanks to PapaBear and Supes for being such good sports! 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts.
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!)
C. Eating raw cookie dough.
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Supes: The chewy nougat center.
Papabear: Mistletoe, of course 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh.
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics.
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse.
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. Supes: It was their first date and she felt it would be rude to spit.
Papabear: She was on "Fear Factor"? 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Pi.
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows.
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29.
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. Supes: 10, duh.
Papabear: In my own mind (and sometimes online), about an 8. In reality, about a 3. 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell.
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out.
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet?
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Supes: Yell back. And then I'd totally pee in their mouths.
Papabear: If it looked like they would bite, I would leave. Otherwise I would go about my business. 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well.
B. Darrah is alive!
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something.
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." Supes: I'd lie about being on Survivor. See, if I could convince them that I'm not there, no one could vote for me. Best.strategy.ever. (LOL, Supes!!!)
Papabear: I would probably say that I had some kind of exotic occupation (the reality is pretty boring). Perhaps "lion tamer" or "stunt double" 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from.
B. "This is the song that never ends......."
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy).
D. "Her name is Rio..." Supes: The Three's Company theme song. Come and knock on our dooooor...
Papabear: Right now it is "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (I want to know who tells "scary ghost stories" as part of a Christmas Tradition) 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster!
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy.
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good.
D. Hands down, Meemo. Supes: Mine. Everyone else's sucks.
Papabear: I would have to go with the many hamsters of Wheezy (esp. the thongster, the barfster and dominatrix) Have fun, everybody! This should be a good one!
A holiday gift from JSlice
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Here We Go..." |
>clemsonbeav
>ExInterper
>Meemo
>Swami 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. Swami
B. Meemo
C. ClemsonBeav
D. ExI 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. Meemo
B. ExI
C. ClemsonB
D. Swami 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A.Clemson
B. ExI
C. Meemo
D. Swami 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started
yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Meemo
B. ExI
C. ClemsonB
D. Swami 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. ClemsonB
B. Meemo
C. Swami
D. ExI 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your
head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Swami
B. Clemson
C. ExI
D. Meemo 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. ExI
B. Swami
C. ClemsonB
D. Meemo
So tough!
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:35 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Here We Go..." |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season? A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts.
Beav B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!)
Meemo C. Eating raw cookie dough.
Swami D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm.
ExI 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her
enough protein. Duh.
Swami B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics.
Meemo C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually
the horse.
Beav D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be
charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service.
ExI 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you? A. Pi.
Swami B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows.
ExI C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29.
Meemo D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time.
Beav 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do? A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell.
Meemo B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out.
ExI C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet?
Beav D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them.
Swami 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about? A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well.
Meemo B. Darrah is alive!
Swami C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something.
ExI D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time."
Beav 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song? A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from.
Swami B. "This is the song that never ends......."
Meemo C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the
Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy).
Beav D. "Her name is Rio..."
Meemo 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it? A. Wheezy's thong hamster!
Beav B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy.
Swami C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good.
ExI D. Hands down, Meemo.
Meemo Wow those were difficult! Thanks Jims. It's always so much fun. 
*Grinchy Swoop Ho Nah Nah Da Boo Boo*
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:38 PM (EST)
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34. "cq knows no one" |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. Meemo
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) beav
C. Eating raw cookie dough. Swami
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. ExI2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. Swami
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. beav
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. Meemo
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. ExI Supes: It was their first date and she felt it would be rude to spit. HAHAHAHA 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Pi. beav
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. Swami
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. Meemo
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. ExI 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell.Swami
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out. ExI
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? beav
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Meemo Supes: Yell back. And then I'd totally pee in their mouths.
Papabear: If it looked like they would bite, I would leave. Otherwise I would go about my business. LOL... you guys crack me up! 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well. Meemo
B. Darrah is alive! beav
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. ExI
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." Swami 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. Swami
B. "This is the song that never ends......." beav
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy).ExI
D. "Her name is Rio..." Meemo Supes: The Three's Company theme song. Come and knock on our dooooor...
Papabear: Right now it is "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (I want to know who tells "scary ghost stories" as part of a Christmas Tradition) you both suck blow for getting those last two songs in my head. thanks. hmph. 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster!beav
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy.Meemo
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good.ExI
D. Hands down, Meemo. Swami Supes: Mine. Everyone else's sucks. way to toot your own horn there Supes!
~ cq
that was fun but wow... it was difficult...
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 01:47 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Here We Go..." |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. Swami
B. Meemo
C. Beav
D. ExI2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. ExI
B. Swami
C. Beav
D. Meemo 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. ExI
B. Meemo
C. Swami
D. Beav
4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Beav
B. ExI
C. Meemo
D. Swami
5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. Meemo
B. ExI
C. Swami
D. Beav 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. ExI
B. Swami
C. Beav
D. Meemo 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Beav
B. Swami
C. ExI
D. Meemo
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 02:38 PM (EST)
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36. "My Guesses" |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. ExI
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) Meemo
C. Eating raw cookie dough. clemsonbeav
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Swami2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die...Why do you think she really did swallow that fly?
A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. Swami
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. clemsonbeav
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. Meemo
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. ExI 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Pi. clemsonbeav
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. ExI
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. Meemo
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. Swami 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell. ExI
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out. Meemo
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? clemsonbeav
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Swami 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well. ExI
B. Darrah is alive! clemsonbeav
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. Meemo
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." Swami 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. ExI
B. "This is the song that never ends......." clemsonbeav
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy). Swami
D. "Her name is Rio..." Meemo 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster! clemsonbeav
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. Swami
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good. ExI
D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo A Kittyloaf Original
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-03, 03:08 PM (EST)
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37. "Fingers crossed..." |
I can only hope I don't have the answers crossed, although I don't feel like a winner today.Yay! I was hoping for a Loaded Questions game. Thanks, Jim! 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. clemsonbeav
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) Meemo
C. Eating raw cookie dough. ExInterper
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Swami 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die...
Why do you think she really did swallow that fly?
A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. ExInterper
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. Swami
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. Meemo
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. clemsonbeav 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Pi. Meemo
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. clemsonbeav
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. Swami
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. ExInterper 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell. clemsonbeav
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out. ExInterper
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? Meemo
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Swami 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well. Swami
B. Darrah is alive! ExInterper
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. Meemo
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." clemsonbeav 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. Swami
B. "This is the song that never ends......." Meemo
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy). clemsonbeav
D. "Her name is Rio..." ExInterper 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster! clemsonbeav
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. Meemo
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good.
ExInterper
D. Hands down, Meemo. Swami
  That JSlice, such a talent!
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38. "RE: Here We Go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-03 AT 03:49 PM (EST)clemson
swami
exI
meemo A. ExI
B. Meemo
C. Clem
D. Swami
E. Pooh. She lvoes lard filled-fats
F. SOL.
2
A. meemo
B. Clemson
C. Swami
D. ExI
E. Superman! I am sure of this one.
F. Ayak?
3
A. Exi
B. Clemson
C. Meemo
D. Swami
E. anotherkim
F. superman 4
A. Swami
B. Exi
C. Meemo
D. Clem
E. nailbone
F. I have no idea. 5
A. Swami
B. ExI
C. meemo
D. Clem
E. John
F. Papabear 6
A. Meemo
B. Clem
C. Exi
D. Swami
E. Hmmmm. Sleeeve?
F. Buggy. She loves that song.
7
A. Clem
B. Swami
C. ExI
D. Meemo
E. JV, duh.
F. clem again..is this a trick question?
 Miscellaneous Ramblings
--go ahead. I know I win
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PhoenixMons 4696 desperate attention whore postings
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42. "All the wrong answers" |
Yeah, so I tend to really suck at these things, especially if it's people that I should know. Hmmmm...I don't know too much about any of these peeps, so maybe I will do well Thanks to PapaBear and Supes for being such good sports! 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. ExI
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) clemsonbeav
C. Eating raw cookie dough. Meemo
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Swami Supes: The chewy nougat center.
Papabear: Mistletoe, of course 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. ExI
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. Swami
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. clemsonbeav
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. Meemo Supes: It was their first date and she felt it would be rude to spit. (OMH!!!!! Funniest.answer.ever, perhaps?)
Papabear: She was on "Fear Factor"? 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you? - word of caution: all guesses are purely speculation based upon what I think you might say and are NOT in reference to me thinking that your romantic life is sorry or that you drink yourself into oblivion and/or are desperate. Carry on.
A. Pi. Meemo
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. clemsonbeav
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. Swami
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. ExI Supes: 10, duh.
Papabear: In my own mind (and sometimes online), about an 8. In reality, about a 3. 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell. clemsombeav
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out. ExI
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? Swami
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Meemo Supes: Yell back. And then I'd totally pee in their mouths.
Papabear: If it looked like they would bite, I would leave. Otherwise I would go about my business. 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well. Swami
B. Darrah is alive! clemsonbeav
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. Meemo
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." ExI Supes: I'd lie about being on Survivor. See, if I could convince them that I'm not there, no one could vote for me. Best.strategy.ever. (LOL, Supes!!!)
Papabear: I would probably say that I had some kind of exotic occupation (the reality is pretty boring). Perhaps "lion tamer" or "stunt double" 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. Meemo
B. "This is the song that never ends......." clemsonbeav
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy). ExI
D. "Her name is Rio..." Swami Supes: The Three's Company theme song. Come and knock on our dooooor...
Papabear: Right now it is "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (I want to know who tells "scary ghost stories" as part of a Christmas Tradition) 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster! clemsonbeav
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. Swami
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good. ExI
D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo Supes: Mine. Everyone else's sucks.
Papabear: I would have to go with the many hamsters of Wheezy (esp. the thongster, the barfster and dominatrix) Have fun, everybody! This should be a good one!
I've gotta say this is the funniest set of answers I think I've ever read for Loaded Questions! Thanks Jimsy for your excellent game and thanks to all six of you for making my sides hurt
The 80s are back, like totally!
2003 winner of the coveted "Punky"
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 07:57 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Here We Go..." |
>1. What is your favorite part
>of the holiday season?
>A. The time off work,
>and giving until it hurts. beav
>B. Christmas programs at church! (Not
>preparing them, though!) ExI
>C. Eating raw cookie dough. Meemo
>D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Swami
>
>Supes: The chewy nougat center.
>Papabear: Mistletoe, of course
Draco: Chex Party Mix
>
>2. There was an old lady
>who swallowed a fly. I
>don't know why she swallowed
>that fly. Perhaps she'll die...
>
>
>Why do you think she really
>did swallow that fly?
>
>A. She swallowed the fly because
>her All-Bran doesn't give her
>enough protein. Duh. Meemo
>B. She was dealing with her
>intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly
>way, and besides she is
>allergic to antibiotics. Swami
>C. Because she wanted to
>try the spider! And eventually
>the horse. beav
>D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the
>fly. The fly was on
>a kamikaze mission to take
>out said old lady so
>that the bumble bee could
>collect on the insurance money.
>The bumble bee will be
>charged with conspiring to commit
>murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane
>to get him off with
>a sentence of community service. ExI
>
>
>Supes: It was their first date
>and she felt it would
>be rude to spit.
>Papabear: She was on "Fear Factor"?
Draco: Boredom is bad, mmkay?
>
>
>3. On a scale of 1
>to 10, how charming and
>seductive are you?
>A. Pi. Meemo
>B. 6.5. Extra points for charm.
>Points deducted for seduction, as
>my sorry romantic life shows. ExI
>C. No scale can contain
>my charm or seductiveness. But
>if I had to choose,
>I'd say 29. Swami
>D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am
>at the time. beav
>
>Supes: 10, duh.
>Papabear: In my own mind (and
>sometimes online), about an 8.
>In reality, about a 3.
Draco: Q.
>
>
>4. If you went to the
>restroom, and the toilets started
>yelling at you, what would
>you do?
>A. Run out of there like
>a bat outta hell. Swami
>B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down
>their porcelein throats and flush
>til the voices drown out. ExI
>C. Is it possible to flush
>a toilet down the toilet? beav
>D. Pfft. Yell back just like
>I always do. I don't
>know why toilets get upset
>when you moon them. Meemo
>
>Supes: Yell back. And then I'd
>totally pee in their mouths.
>Papabear: If it looked like they
>would bite, I would leave.
>Otherwise I would go about
>my business.
Draco: Take another hit. That stuff obviously hasn't quite kicked in yet.>5. If you went on Survivor,
>and decided to tell a
>Big Lie, what would you
>lie about?
>A. I'd lie and say I
>was a 72 year old
>who has really aged well. Meemo
>B. Darrah is alive! beav
>C. My job. I'd so be
>masquerading as a lobsterman or
>farmer or something. Swami
>D. I usually just lie to
>my dates, so I guess
>I would say "Yes, it's
>my first time." ExI
>
>Supes: I'd lie about being on
>Survivor. See, if I could
>convince them that I'm not
>there, no one could vote
>for me. Best.strategy.ever. (LOL, Supes!!!)
>
>Papabear: I would probably say that
>I had some kind of
>exotic occupation (the reality is
>pretty boring). Perhaps "lion tamer"
>or "stunt double"
Draco:I'd lie about how much I love Jiffy and MB.
>
>6. What is one song that
>always gets stuck in your
>head? Even if you don't
>understand/like the song?
>A. Mr. Clean gets rid
>of dirt and grime and
>grease in just a minute;
>Mr. Clean will clean your
>whole house and everything that's
>in it. I have no
>idea where this comes from. ExI
>B. "This is the song that
>never ends......." Swami
>C. All Along the Watchtower.
>The DMB version (though the
>Hendrix version is probably better,
>for some reasons Dave Matthews
>doing the "No reason to
>excited" line is just catchy). beav
>D. "Her name is Rio..." Meemo
>
>Supes: The Three's Company theme song.
>Come and knock on our
>dooooor...
>Papabear: Right now it is "The
>Most Wonderful Time of the
>Year" (I want to know
>who tells "scary ghost stories"
>as part of a Christmas
>Tradition)
Draco: Right now it's "How Soon Is Now?" or whatever it's called. "I am huuuuuman and I need to be looooved, just like anybody else." *twitch* >7. An oldie but goodie: Whose
>sig pic is your favorite?
>Y'know the one that always
>makes you smile when you
>see it?
>A. Wheezy's thong hamster! Swami
>B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. beav
>C. Wow...this is a hard one.
>Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The
>combo of that and the
>Kittyloaf is always good. ExI
>D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo
>
>Supes: Mine. Everyone else's sucks.
>Papabear: I would have to go
>with the many hamsters of
>Wheezy (esp. the thongster, the
>barfster and dominatrix)
Draco:Misto's yule sig. 
I blew ALL of these, didn't I?
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 08:33 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Here We Go..." |
>clemsonbeav
>ExInterper
>Meemo
>Swami >1. What is your favorite part
>of the holiday season?
>A. The time off work,
>and giving until it hurts. ExI
>
>B. Christmas programs at church! (Not
>preparing them, though!) Meemo
>C. Eating raw cookie dough.Swami
>D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. CB >2. There was an old lady
>who swallowed a fly. I
>don't know why she swallowed
>that fly. Perhaps she'll die... >Why do you think she really
>did swallow that fly?
>
>A. She swallowed the fly because
>her All-Bran doesn't give her
>enough protein. Duh. Meemo
>B. She was dealing with her
>intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly
>way, and besides she is
>allergic to antibiotics. Swami
>C. Because she wanted to
>try the spider! And eventually
>the horse. CB
>D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the
>fly. The fly was on
>a kamikaze mission to take
>out said old lady so
>that the bumble bee could
>collect on the insurance money.
>The bumble bee will be
>charged with conspiring to commit
>murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane
>to get him off with
>a sentence of community service. ExI >3. On a scale of 1
>to 10, how charming and
>seductive are you?
>A. Pi.Swami
>B. 6.5. Extra points for charm.
>Points deducted for seduction, as
>my sorry romantic life shows. CB
>
>C. No scale can contain
>my charm or seductiveness. But
>if I had to choose,
>I'd say 29. Meemo
>D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am
>at the time. ExI >4. If you went to the
>restroom, and the toilets started
>yelling at you, what would
>you do?
>A. Run out of there like
>a bat outta hell. CB
>B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down
>their porcelein throats and flush
>til the voices drown out.ExI
>
>C. Is it possible to flush
>a toilet down the toilet?Meemo
>
>D. Pfft. Yell back just like
>I always do. I don't
>know why toilets get upset
>when you moon them. Swami >5. If you went on Survivor,
>and decided to tell a
>Big Lie, what would you
>lie about?
>A. I'd lie and say I
>was a 72 year old
>who has really aged well. Swami
>
>B. Darrah is alive! CB
>C. My job. I'd so be
>masquerading as a lobsterman or
>farmer or something. Meemo
>D. I usually just lie to
>my dates, so I guess
>I would say "Yes, it's
>my first time." ExI >6. What is one song that
>always gets stuck in your
>head? Even if you don't
>understand/like the song?
>A. Mr. Clean gets rid
>of dirt and grime and
>grease in just a minute;
>Mr. Clean will clean your
>whole house and everything that's
>in it. I have no
>idea where this comes from. Swami
>
>B. "This is the song that
>never ends......."CB
>C. All Along the Watchtower.
>The DMB version (though the
>Hendrix version is probably better,
>for some reasons Dave Matthews
>doing the "No reason to
>excited" line is just catchy).ExI
>
>D. "Her name is Rio..." Meemo >7. An oldie but goodie: Whose
>sig pic is your favorite?
>Y'know the one that always
>makes you smile when you
>see it?
>A. Wheezy's thong hamster!CB
>B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy.Swami
>C. Wow...this is a hard one.
>Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The
>combo of that and the
>Kittyloaf is always good.ExI
>D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo
Thanks Jims! I've been waiting for you to do this again. This edition was diffiuclt! Good job, Swami, ExI, CB, and Meemo!
 
*waves to Supes and PB*
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 12:44 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Here We Go..." |
I have a cold, so I know I'll get these wrong.
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. Meemo
B. clemsonbeav
C. ExI
D. Swami
2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. Swami
B. ExcI
C. clemsonbeav
D. Meemo 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Swami
B. clemsonbeav
C. Meemo
D. ExI 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. ExI
B. Meemo
C. clemsonbeav
D. Swami 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. Swami
B. Meemo
C. clemsonbeav
D. ExI 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. clemsonbeav
B. Meemo
C. ExI
D. Swami 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Swami
B. ExI
C. clemsonbeav
D. Meemo
 I am one EVIL mother.
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DoodleBug 5133 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 01:00 PM (EST)
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48. "Hope I'm not too late!" |
1.
a. Meemo
b. Beav
c. Swami
d. ExI2.
a. Beav
b. ExI
c. Meemo
d. Swami 3.
a. Meemo
b. Beav
c. ExI
d. Swami 4.
a. Meemo
b. Swami
c. Beav
d. ExI 5.
a. Swami
b. Beav
c. Meemo
d. ExI 6.
a. Swami
b. Beav
c. ExI
d. Meemo 7.
a. Swami
b. ExI
c. Beav
d. Meemo (can't fool me!) 
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northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 01:21 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Here We Go..." |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. ExI
B. Meemo
C. clemsonbeav
D. Swami2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die...Why do you think she really did swallow that fly?
A. Swami
B. clemsonbeav
C. ExI
D. Meemo Supes: It was their first date and she felt it would be rude to spit.
Supes honey, sorry if this was rude, but that just made me spit all over my monitor!  3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Swami
B. clemsonbeav
C. Meemo
D. ExI 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. clemsonbeav
B. Meemo
C. ExI
D. Swami
5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. Swami
B. Meemo
C. clemsonbeav
D. ExI
6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. clemsonbeav
B. Meemo
C. Swami
D. ExI 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. ExI
B. Swami
C. clemsonbeav
D. Meemo It's not about winning or losing, it's about playing the game.
Ya, I think I did really bad this time.
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12-04-03, 12:23 PM (EST)
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45. "Bump to play...." |
1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. ExI
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) Meemo
C. Eating raw cookie dough. cbeav
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. Swami 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die...
Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. Meemo
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. Swami
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. cbeav
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. ExI Supes: It was their first date and she felt it would be rude to spit. *CLASSIC* 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you? A. Pi. Meemo
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. cbeav
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. ExI
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. Swami 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do? A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell. cbeav
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelain throats and flush til the voices drown out. Swami
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? ExI
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Meemo 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about? A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well.Swami
B. Darrah is alive! ExI
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. Meemo
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." cbeav 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song? A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. Swami
B. "This is the song that never ends......." cbeav
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy) ExI.
D. "Her name is Rio..." Meemo 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it? A. Wheezy's thong hamster! ExI
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. Swami
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good. cbeav
D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo -cause he an Misto live in Megloland and only a meglo would name their own sigpic
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Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 05:02 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Loaded Questions Strikes Back!" |
That's funny... I saw that this thread went down to Pg 2, so I went to look for it and it was GONE!There must be some ghosts of OT that are haunting me today. Yeah, I have the point totals. I'll reveal em tonight after Survivor, unless I get a wave of more peeps wanting to play (where is eee?). It does give me a great sense of power. I know and you don't!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! I will give hints though: 1. The scores were surprisingly low. No one broke 20 points this time. I guess you four peeps really fooled em! 2. We have a bunch of ties, so responding order will come into effect. 3. The first place person's name (so far) has at least one of the following letters in it: C, O, N, E
Well, that eliminates me...
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12-04-03, 09:44 PM (EST)
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54. "Answers" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-04-03 AT 10:25 PM (EST)Here are the answers to all the questions. Hope they look familiar to you! 1. What is your favorite part of the holiday season?
A. The time off work, and giving until it hurts. Meemo
B. Christmas programs at church! (Not preparing them, though!) clemsonbeav
C. Eating raw cookie dough. Swami
D. Eggnog lattes...mmmmm. ExInterper I'd have to say PRESENTS, PRESENTS, PRESENTS!!! 2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die... Why do you think she really did swallow that fly? A. She swallowed the fly because her All-Bran doesn't give her enough protein. Duh. ExInterper
B. She was dealing with her intestinal parasites in an earth-friendly way, and besides she is allergic to antibiotics. Swami
C. Because she wanted to try the spider! And eventually the horse. clemsonbeav
D. She didn't voluntarily swallow the fly. The fly was on a kamikaze mission to take out said old lady so that the bumble bee could collect on the insurance money. The bumble bee will be charged with conspiring to commit murder, before hiring Johnnie Cochrane to get him off with a sentence of community service. Meemo Well, now I know why. Another of life's mysteries solved 3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how charming and seductive are you?
A. Pi. clemsonbeav
B. 6.5. Extra points for charm. Points deducted for seduction, as my sorry romantic life shows. ExInterper
C. No scale can contain my charm or seductiveness. But if I had to choose, I'd say 29. Meemo
D. Depends how drunk/desperate I am at the time. Swami Charming? Maybe a 5. Seductive? Negative 1000. 4. If you went to the restroom, and the toilets started yelling at you, what would you do?
A. Run out of there like a bat outta hell. ExInterper
B. Flush'em. Stick a plunger down their porcelein throats and flush til the voices drown out. Meemo
C. Is it possible to flush a toilet down the toilet? clemsonbeav
D. Pfft. Yell back just like I always do. I don't know why toilets get upset when you moon them. Swami I partially agree with Draco. I'd go ask the cook what he put in the Special Brownies (and probably ask for a recipe!) 5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well. Meemo
B. Darrah is alive! clemsonbeav
C. My job. I'd so be masquerading as a lobsterman or farmer or something. ExInterper
D. I usually just lie to my dates, so I guess I would say "Yes, it's my first time." Swami Um, yeah, I can fly, but I'll only show you if we get to the Final 2... 6. What is one song that always gets stuck in your head? Even if you don't understand/like the song?
A. Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute; Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. I have no idea where this comes from. Swami
B. "This is the song that never ends......." Meemo
C. All Along the Watchtower. The DMB version (though the Hendrix version is probably better, for some reasons Dave Matthews doing the "No reason to excited" line is just catchy). ExInterper
D. "Her name is Rio..." clemsonbeav Heeeeeeeeeeey Yaaaaaaaa... 7. An oldie but goodie: Whose sig pic is your favorite? Y'know the one that always makes you smile when you see it?
A. Wheezy's thong hamster! clemsonbeav
B. Silvergirl's mermaid--so sexy. Swami
C. Wow...this is a hard one. Probably Coconut's "Pregnut" one. The combo of that and the Kittyloaf is always good. ExInterper
D. Hands down, Meemo. Meemo (who did you expect?) I really like Moonbaby and JSlice's holiday sigs right now So, howdya do? Let's find out...
A holiday gift from JSlice
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12-04-03, 10:11 PM (EST)
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58. "Scoreboard" |
Again, thanks to clemsonbeav, ExInterper, Swami, Meemo, Supes, and Papabear for submitting answers! This game can't keep going without witty responses! <hushed silence> Time to announce our scores... Our 14th place winner will receive our lovely home version of this game, now on sale at your local K-Mart. northernlights Our 13th place player will receive Rice A Roni: the San Francisco treat! thndrkttn The 12th place contestant will receive a holiday's supply of mistletoe! Silvergirl1 In 11th place, who will receive a collector's edition for a certain set of books... Draco Malfoy Our 10th place winner will get the new album Jims02 Sings the Holiday Hits, featuring music from, um, well... the holidays. anotherkim The 9th place winner will get a winter's supply of hot cocoa. DoodleBug Our 8th place contestant will walk home with Volume Two Jims02 Sings other Holiday Hits, featuring the left over songs that he didn't do on Volume One! true Our 7th place person picked the right number indeed. This person gets Lucky Charms. PhoenixMons The 6th place winner will receive Jims02's published best-seller: Why Won't the Toilets Stop Yelling At Me?. Breezy The 5th place contestant gets a penguin or a panda bear. Whichever you prefer. Coconut The 4th place winner will get the new album Jims02 Attempts to Rap Like Outkast, featuring tracks that sound like poetry. Bebo -------------Top Three--------------- Our Bronze Medalist will, well... win a small, copper colored medal, complete with Abe Lincoln's face on it!!! (it is NOT a penny!!!!!) Schnookie Palookie Our Runner Up will receive a silver colored medal, with a dandy picture of G.W on it. George Washington, that is! tigger That means, our winner... She will receive the Gold Medal, and an all-expense paid trip to Greenland!!! * cqvenus!!! (who knows no one!) * "all-expense paid" does not say who will be paying Each of these prizes are subject to U.S taxation. Approximately 100% of prizes will be comfiscated. Darn luxury taxes... (ties broken based on who posted first, like on the Mole) Scoreboard
1. cqvenus (17)
2. tigger (17)
3. Schnookie Palookie (16)
4. Bebo (14)
5. Coconut (13)
6. Breezy (13)
7. PhoenixMons (13)
8. true (13)
9. DoodleBug (11)
10. anotherkim (8)
11. Draco Malfoy (8)
12. SilverGirl1 (7)
13. thndrkttn (7)
14. northernlights (7) Thanks for playing everyone!!! It's been fun! Hope to do it again soon!
It's not whether you win or lose... it's how much soda you spit out at the computer screen.
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12-04-03, 11:19 PM (EST)
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64. "ugh" |
I'm slipping. This is so wrong.
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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-03, 11:35 PM (EST)
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66. "All Hail The Grand Poonah!" |
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-03, 10:57 AM (EST)
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80. "Excuse me. I'm going to yell now." |
5. If you went on Survivor, and decided to tell a Big Lie, what would you lie about?
A. I'd lie and say I was a 72 year old who has really aged well.Almost everyone pegged me for this response. I AM NOT THAT OLD!!! I AM NOT A CRONE!!!! Sheesh. All you babies are just jealous because *I* remember the 60s and you don't. So there. That said, this was very fun to do. I was kinda surprised that people I thought knew me best didn't do so hot. I had absolutely no strategy in my answers and just said the first thing that popped into my head since I was trying to get my response in as quickly as possible. Thanks for doing this, Jims. It was fun!
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