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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
LAST EDITED ON 03-23-05 AT 09:10 AM (EST)

1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?

10. Complete one of the following sentences: “Ray is to Deana as ___ is to ____.” Or “Susan is to Patrick as ____ is to _____.”

Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?


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 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Seana 03-23-05 1
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Opus36 03-23-05 2
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Molaholic 03-23-05 3
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 ARnutz 03-23-05 4
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Cygnus X1 03-23-05 5
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Cygnus X1 03-24-05 6
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Surveysez 03-24-05 7

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03-23-05, 11:00 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.
Ray - not sure what it is, but it’s old. Thus, all old things are bad and need to be gotten rid of.

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?
Rob-with-hat-from-Argentine-guy

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?
Patrick is a realist. He was well aware that they were not up to the task of winning TAR. Oh. My Gawd. His mom is so embarrassing.

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?
Hayden / Aaron - Quitter! Whiner! (More Hayden = Deana, really)
J/V - “Suck it up, drama queen”
Coincidentally, neither of these teams won.

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?
Wherever Ryan and Chuck are from.

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?
Not sure, but they are probably very well-dressed. Two snaps up in a circle.

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?
They beat Romber, isn't that enough?

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?
“Come on horsie, let’s get this over with so I can get the clue. No, no! I said ‘clue’! Not ‘glue’!”

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?
Mountain bikes, but instead of flat tires, Uchenna’s bike’s seat falls off.

10. Complete one of the following sentences: “Ray is to Deana as ___ is to ____.” Or “Susan is to Patrick as ____ is to _____.”
Susan is to Patrick as cheese is to whine.

Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?
Next week...please! Race around the world, my great aunt fanny.

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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
Please all forgive me!

1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt
See Alex and Lynn.

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?
Rob!

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?
Because she has to go home with her gay son

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?
I vote 44 caliber

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?
One sponsored by PlayGirl

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?
Will & Grace

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?
If the government can have a ban on gay marriages, CBS can have a ban on Gay winners.

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?
"Uchenna is bigger then you are" "Dont tell Patrick"

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?
Well, there is the naked, blindfolded Pole vaulting in episode 7

10. Complete one of the following sentences: “Ray is to Deana as ___ is to ____.” Or “Susan is to Patrick as ____ is to _____.”
Juan Valdez is to his Donkey (Susan to Patric. But it can also be the same for Alex and Lynn)


Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?
No abla espaniol.

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03-23-05, 01:57 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
LAST EDITED ON 03-23-05 AT 08:16 PM (EST)

1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris. Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.
OK, avoid the obvious. Meredith has a saddle up his butt after that Gaucho challenge. Stoopid horse.

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?
Well, let’s see now … trying to stay PG-13, let’s just call him “Ambah’s Argentinean Angel”

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?
She was hoping for Lynn and Alex to make him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?
Oh, let’s just say one of those .50 caliber rifles.

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?
It was Miss Goober Peas of Skunk Holler, South Carolina (2003).

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?
What a minuet here – are you trying to tell us that there are gays in the Entertainment Industry!?!

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?
The producers are frustrated DAWs, and wanted to be sure to get some attention in TAR Bashers this week.

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?
”Uchenna just loves to eat – did you see how much meat he put away last week?”

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?
Uchenna has to ride one of those b***-busting bikes across the Andes.

10. Complete one of the following sentences: “Ray is to Deana as ___ is to ____.” Or “Susan is to Patrick as ____ is to _____.”
“…Diaper rash is to a baby’s butt.” either team applies

Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?
As soon as EPBvM finds his lost luggage from the last charter flight held up to let Romber make a flight they should have missed – oh, wait – that’s just “the luck of the race!”




Yet another Syren gem © MMV
edited 'cause I really do know how to spell "hoping".

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03-23-05, 05:31 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.

Lynn/Alex - oops, can't say that.

Ray... if he doesn't already, he's going to have someone's foot up his butt!

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?

Dumb Luck Jerk.

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?

Ummm... she's going through menopause, it's natural.

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?

Colin & Christie, Jonathan & Victoria... you know, the scum that lives below the "bottom-feeders".

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?

Who's Kelly?

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?

Phil & Bertram

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?

They did win a prize, but what they won couldn't be shown on TV.

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?

She told the horse that Ray was on his way and if the horse didn't help her out, Ray was going to have to open up a can of whoopass on him.

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?

I've got nothin'.

10. Complete one of the following sentences:

“Ray is to Deana as an a$$ is to horse.”

Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?

The whole race is in South America this season. They are trapped!



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03-23-05, 05:51 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml

You know what's funny, Mikey? We each realized this separately (I did so when doing the quote list in Fanatics). Ah, the staying power of Landru.

Responses coming septel.


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6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.

Ron and Kelly: Poles that help move them around.

2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?

The Big Dip.

3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?

She figured in a few legs, she might be able to put the move on Brian or Greg.

4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?

The Washington Generals.

5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?

In high school, she was a Miss Demeanor.

6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?

Charles Nelson Reilly and Elton John.

7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?

Why do you think Romber need to be on this show? They slipped Bruck their million to keep Lynn and Alex from winning anything.

8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?

"I don't know anything about riding horses, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn once." You see, Argentinian horses only like product placement on The Apprentice.

9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?

In Russia, Uchenna could have to climb a rope 100 feet in the air, then leap into the frigid waters of Lake Baykal.

10. Complete one of the following sentences:

Ray is to Deana as an electric lawnmower is to a swimming pool.

Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?

Three minutes after Ray and Deana are told to fly to the South Sandwich Islands instead.


Mmmmm...South Sandwich Islands... (/Homer)

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03-24-05, 10:43 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Rob said he had a horseshoe up his butt, a phrase first attributed to Landruajm in relation to Jon/Kris http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/870.shtml Name another racer or team and state what they have up their butt.
Ray - not sure what crawled up his butt, but it died. Has to be, cause something is giving him a stinky attitude.
2. Rob gave away his Red Sox hat so he can no longer be called “Boston Rob.” What is his nickname now?
Bobert a Boston
3. Why was Susan so much more upset than Patrick that they were eliminated?
No more chances for him to have an "accident" in the race.
4. Ray does not want to be associated with the caliber of teams like Meredith/Gretchen and Susan/Patrick – with what caliber of team should he and Deana be associated?
7 mm
5. We are constantly reminded that Kelly is a former beauty queen, but to be perfectly honest she does not look like one in the heat of the race. What beauty pageant did she win?
Miss Take of Transylvania
6. Lynn and Alex are each executive assistants in Hollywood. Who are their celebrity bosses?
The directors of the Liberace Museum but weekends they volunteer at the Rock Hudson Film Festivals.
7. Speaking of Lynn and Alex, it seems they did not win a prize last week when they finished first, but Rob and Amber won the week before and the week after. Why didn’t Lynn and Alex win a prize?
The producers recognized that all they need is each other, so a prize would be redundant.
8. Joyce is apparently a “horse whisperer,” and said whispered something to the horse that caused her to keep getting thrown. What did she whisper?
Wendy's chili uses special ingredients.
9. Speaking of Joyce, the producers keep telling us that Uchenna and Joyce are having trouble getting her pregnant. What task could they perform on the race that would hurt their fertility situation more than her repeatedly getting thrown from a horse?
A losing task on the last leg, since they are racing for money to pay for implants of a special nature.
10. Complete one of the following sentences: “Ray is to Deana as ___ is to ____.” Or “Susan is to Patrick as ____ is to _____.”
Susan is to Patrick as enabler is to co-dependant.
Bonus -- Exactly when are these teams going to leave South America?
March 29, 2005, 7 pm local time.



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