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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3"
ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-05, 07:57 AM (EST)
 
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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend? 2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost? 3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us". 4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams. 5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft? 6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal? 7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny? 8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him? 9. After successfuly completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time? 10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do?
  
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-05, 09:52 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend?
So that she’ll have someone to discuss his b!tchiness with.2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost?
That toll person was just stupid. Can you believe she didn’t know the way to a bridge way the heck in the opposite direction? Sheesh! 3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us".
It’s funny that no-one has even bothered to hide that. The other teams need to stop comparing themselves to Romber and get with the game. 4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams.
Heaven is a place where:
Ray and Deana: Deana just sucks it up
Debbie and Bianca: the non-elim legs are earlier in the season
Brian and Greg: Debbie’s already got her pants undone 5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft?
*ha ha hee hee* OK, OK...just picturing Lynn and Alex bouncing along the railroad tracks... 6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal?
I got nothin’ 7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny?
“Hey, listen to this story I heard from these Hungarian musician guys...” “That’s hilarious...let’s play annoying music and make these guys barf too.” 8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him?
Jedi mind trick? 9. After successfuly completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time?
A better guide to the pit stop. 10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do?
Lynn sure can eat a lot of meat. 
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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-05, 10:33 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend?
Susan has come on this race secretly hoping that Patrick either gets lost in a foreign city and can't find his way home, or finds a boyfriend to take care of him, cause either way, she will be rid of the creepy little pest. All she really wants is to have her home to herself without a mommy's boy living in it and for her friends to be able to stop by and not have her son announce "You know, I'm gay" each and every time.
2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost?
They speak spanish, they just don't understand spanish.
3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us".
The fact Rob is her partner is a big clue.
4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams.
We almost got a glimpse instead of a discription, because after that eating challenge, I think Meredith was knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door a little too firmly.
5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft?
See #4, the door would have been opened for Meredith.
6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal?
Well, they saved their money and walked to the parkade after the pit stop, so that was a part of her attempts to keep fit, right? She could have got a side order of that eating challenge to carry in her backpack for resistance weight training as well.
7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny?
They were picturing Lynn and Alex in the oh so cute Gaucho clothing.
8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him?
He took lessons at Raveen's School of Hypnotism prior to beginning the race.
9. After successfuly completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time?
A clue.
10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do?
It's a little known fact (since identities are secret, yada, yada, yada) but their alter-ego crime fighting names are Sponge Bob Square Head and the Amazing Rainbow Warrior.
I child proofed my house and they still get in.
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-05, 05:09 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
>1. Susan said she wants Patrick
>to have a boyfriend "to
>take care of him". What's
>the real reason she wants
>him to have a boyfriend? She finally realized that him having a girlfriend wasn't gonna happen. >3. Tell something that was done
>or said which caused Amber
>to realize that, "the other
>teams have it out for
>us". When they saw Patrick's "I heart Lex" tattoo. >4. When Ron and Kelly arrived
>in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that
>if she could picture heaven
>this is what it would
>look like. Describe what heaven
>would be for any or
>all of the other teams. Lynn/Alex, Susan/Patrick, Debbie/Bianca: A place without Rob. >5. Brian and Greg were the
>only team who chose the
>bikes at the detour and
>they had some trouble doing
>it. What would've happened to
>some of the other teams
>if they chose to bike
>instead of raft? They might have been passed by Debbie/Bianca. >7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos
>were seen laughing. What did
>they find so funny? "The guy in the BoSox hat couldn't eat 4 lbs. of meat? What a wuss!" >8. What power does quitter Rob
>have that allowed him to
>successfully get Deana and Meredith
>to quit along with him? He's the Robfadda. He doesn't need a special power. >9. After successfuly completing the roadblock
>first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do
>you want a mint?" What
>would have been a better
>thing for Joyce to offer
>him at the time? Personality. >10. When Lynn and Alex arrived
>at the pitstop first, they
>demonstrated their awesome rafting skills
>to Phil. What other awesome
>things can these guys do?
Demonstrate their gayness. 
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-05, 08:12 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend?
She needs to rent out his room to pay for her extreme make-over.2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost?
B L O N D E S3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us".
The producers let her look at the tapes.4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams.
Meredith and Gretchen – Comfy chairs in front of TV showing nothing but McGyver reruns.5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft?
Debbie and Bianca would have tried to bike in the river, up stream, and ended up in Suriname before realizing they were going the wrong way.6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal?
She could have given Phil an hour – and his man-oobies another hour.7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny?
They knew where the meat actually came from. 8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him?
They want tickets to the Opener at Fenway Park.9. After successfully completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time?
“Did you unclog the toilet before you left?”10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do?
They can bo-do-di-oh-do all night long and not worry about who left the seat up.
Yet another Syren gem © MMV
Starting the countdown all over again!
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03-17-05, 00:43 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
My turn!1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend? Can't get into details because this is a PG board. Let's just say it's illegal in 49 states (but A-OK in Arkansas).2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost?They thought the Andes was an island in the Pacific.3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us".That was their second vehicle they were in when she said that. The brake line had been cut on the first one.4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams.Meredith/Gretchen:Branson, MO.
Debbie/Bianca: Isle of Lesbos.
Rob/Amber: Someplace where they're never seen again. OK, that's my idea of heaven.
Lynn/Alex: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth! (They're big Belinda Carlisle fans.)5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft?Ray/Deana: After the first sixteenth of a mile, Deana would have fallen off her bike and broken her leg. Ray then would have told her to suck it up, pedal and ignore that bone sticking out at her knee.
Lynn/Alex: Nothing eventful on the bike ride, but we would have had another thrilling re-enactment of their pedaling skills at the pit stop.
Ron/Kelly: They would have gotten on the bikes and rode to the end of the course. Nothing exciting ever happens when these two do anything.
Rob/Amber: Rob would have paid someone $50 to bring a train on the track and drag his and Amber's bike behind it so he didn't have to waste energy pedaling. And he would have cut the chains on all the other bikes before they left.6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal?Eat what you want, honey! Just give Rob a cut of your Survivor winnings now and save time when you guys are divorced in 16 months.7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny?Gaucho 1: Stupid gringos.
Gaucho 2: Wait 'til they find out we used Ex-Lax to marinate that meat.8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him?The power of being around other weak people.9. After successfuly completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time?Lipitor. After four pounds of that meat, someone's cholesterol is batting 500.10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do?Wait 'til you see them on the horse next week. They're excellent riders, I hear.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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03-17-05, 08:34 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
LMAO! I like these:
For #4:
Rob/Amber: Someplace where they're never seen again. OK, that's my idea of heaven. For #7: Gaucho 1: Stupid gringos.
Gaucho 2: Wait 'til they find out we used Ex-Lax to marinate that meat.
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03-17-05, 03:36 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams.Nobody has come up with a full list, so here's a try at one.  Brian & Greg: On a deserted island with Megan & Heidi. Megan & Heidi: On a deserted island with Brian & Greg. Debbie & Bianca: Somewhere in the pleateus of Mongolia, where they learn a new language, and where there are no cars, no roads, no toll plazas and no maps. Lynn & Alex: (said in unison) "What? You mean we aren't in heaven already?" Meredith & Gretchen: On the winner's mat of the new reality series STAR - Seniors' The Amazing Race. Ray & Deana: (said in cacophony) "What? You mean there's a way out of this h*ll we've always been in?" Rob & Amber: (Rob) "Who wants heaven? We like the other place better, where we can get away with anything." Ron & Kelly: Together in a prison cell for life in Damascus, Tehran or Pyongyang. Ryan & Chuck: Celebrating victory in the Junkyard Wars reality series. Susan & Patrick: (bicker, bicker) "We can't decide, but first we have to find a way out of town." Uchenna & Joyce: In the hospital nursery, with quintuplets, each named after pit stops in TAR. "cahaya"
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03-18-05, 06:30 AM (EST)
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LOL - valiant effort! I like very much!
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03-18-05, 12:45 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
1. Susan said she wants Patrick to have a boyfriend "to take care of him". What's the real reason she wants him to have a boyfriend?Maybe deep down, he'll (the BF) really be straight, and . . . well, have you ever seen The Graduate? 2. Debbie and Bianca are able to speak Spanish and they stopped to ask for directions. So why is it that they got themselves so lost? They thought the Andes was some sort of cabana they saw from the air when flying into Santiago. 3. Tell something that was done or said which caused Amber to realize that, "the other teams have it out for us". Maybe it was the other teams drag-clicking the Glocks that Lynn and Alex had handed out to them, but I could be mistaken. 4. When Ron and Kelly arrived in Argentina, Kelly proclaimed that if she could picture heaven this is what it would look like. Describe what heaven would be for any or all of the other teams. Uchenna and Joyce: a corporate box at Enron Minute Maid Park
Lynn and Alex: a lifetime shopping spree at Gucci
Meredith and Gretchen: relaxing in their rocking chairs, kind of like before TAR
Susan and Patrick: homes as far apart as possible 5. Brian and Greg were the only team who chose the bikes at the detour and they had some trouble doing it. What would've happened to some of the other teams if they chose to bike instead of raft? Ray to Deana, after getting the flat: "Suck it up." (Meaning the tire)
Debbianca: "Isn't that the ocean?"
Lynn and Alex: "They don't have our colors!"
Patrick: "Mom, this is bringing up so many childhood issues!"
Ron: "We can do this. It won't be so bad."
Uchenna: "We can do this. I want this to be ROUGHER!!!"
Gretchen: "MEREDITH! I CAN'T DO THISSSS!"
Rob: Would pay off the bike owner to let flats occur halfway through. 6. After completing the rafting, Amber said it was quite a workout and noted that she kept telling herself it's worth it because, "You have to fit in a wedding dress." What else could she have done along the way to help her with this goal? Kept a shoehorn from the shoe shine task. 7. During the roadblock, the Gauchos were seen laughing. What did they find so funny? They hadn't seen that many people throw up their hands since Argentina's last World Cup victory. 8. What power does quitter Rob have that allowed him to successfully get Deana and Meredith to quit along with him? He stole Jonathan's Jedi mind trick abilities when he wasn't looking. 9. After successfuly completing the roadblock first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do you want a mint?" What would have been a better thing for Joyce to offer him at the time? She could probably have gotten a suggestion from Brian and Greg, given the last leg  10. When Lynn and Alex arrived at the pitstop first, they demonstrated their awesome rafting skills to Phil. What other awesome things can these guys do? Shop, arrange things, make racers look more fashionable, vertical leap 48 inches, bench 480 pounds, that sort of stuff... 
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03-21-05, 09:17 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 3" |
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>9. After successfuly completing the roadblock
>first, Joyce asked Uchenna, "Do
>you want a mint?" What
>would have been a better
>thing for Joyce to offer
>him at the time?
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When I saw this, all I could think of was the scene in Monty Python's "And Now For Something Completely Different" when a guy had eaten so much he grew to comic proportions and then the waiter offered him a mint and, when he said he was full, the waiter said in a French accent "but it is wafer thin", so the guy proceeded to eat the mint and then exploded.
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