"Nothing can compare with the drama of watching B-school graduates verbally claw each other in order to win the approval of a billionaire mogul."A little harsh Andy. You seem to be loving it and hating it at the same time.... that's a little too kinky for me.
I think he's more like a mogul of billionaires... a bone collector.
"...and without even sending the candidates out of the room first."
Donald likes the masses to watch when he screws them over. It's like 15-1/2 weeks for Dummies meets Eyes Wide Shut.
"While Trump speaks in a weird, slower, overlord voice, we don’t see his face and hair... some of the audio is being dubbed, replaced by voiceovers Trump records later."
A weird, slower overload voice.... very funny. Are you reading my mind? Face and hair.... very funny, are you reading his mind?
"Elizabeth, these people think you're virtually incompetent."
What Donald is really saying is that Elizabeth wouldn't make a very good sanitary napkin for him, but when Donald says it, it sounds like a bad thing.
"You let your team change your mind for you?"
It's called gathering intelligence Donald. Sometimes you gotta make an informed decision.
“Wow, based on that, I feel I live in a police state. Forget shooting 'The Apprentice,' I oughta go upstairs and lock my door.”
I think Donald is blaming the NYPD for the crime rate in NY. Yeah right, lock your door... I noticed it took Kevin to manually close your door in the last episode. Ummm, hmmmm... that's just good carpentry.
“The thing I really dislike, Stacy — and this is week after week, this isn’t just now — is that you’re always complaining.”
Stacy can only respond to her environment, and you seem to breed complaints Donald.
"Kevin, you made a critical error by overpricing the designs, and in business, bad pricing can just kill you."
In other words, Trump believes that Kevin isn't worth what he's paying him to be on the show.... Ooops, he's not paying them to be on the show, so he's worth les than nothing?
"The quality is bad and the audio is poorly modulated, so it’s distinctly different. Something is definitely awry."
Yeah, Donald's attention span and level of self preservation. He actually decided to watch the show sometime between after firing his last victim and when the show aired, then decided he had better change his verbiage, so he doesn't look like a complete idiot, just a partial idiot.