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"Play Along At Home - Handy Dating Show Checklist"
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"Play Along At Home - Handy Dating Show Checklist" |
Welcome back everybody! I thought that for this version of The Bachelor, I would post my patented, trademarked, and copyrighted Official Dating Reality Show Cliche Checklist. Print out your own copy of the checklist, and each time one of the following events happens, mark a check on your list. We can compare notes and determine which boxes should have been checked each episode:
1) Chemistry / connection claim
2) Hot tub scene
3) Make out scene
4) Girl proclaims she’s not there to make friends
5) Can’t trust anybody speech
6) Romantic boat ride
7) The show will be referred to as a “process”
8) Bachelor points out the quirks of dating X number of women at once
9) One contestant tries to sabotage (another through speech or actions)
10) Eliminated contestant will tearfully state that the “star” sent home the wrong woman (only applicable when a man is the star because no eliminated male would EVER do this.
If you have other cliches you think should be added to the list, please post them in this topic, and I may amend the list. Please note, you will not be compensated for your suggestions!Also, if you're having a The Bachelor viewing party, these make an excellent basis for a drinking game!  
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09-22-04, 10:09 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Play Along At Home - Handy Dating Show Checklist" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-04 AT 10:10 PM (EST)I think you should add how many times the bachelor says: I am here to find my wife or the love of my life! GEEZ! How many times did Byron say this in the first 45 mins? ETA: Why in the name of Frank did they hide the yellow/white roses from us in that f'ing box and then they make us suffer through counting them one by one! Thank goodness we didn't have to count all 35 of em!  
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