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"LL9: Gala Awards Show"
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"LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
Whilst setup for this sucker is usually in the millions of megabytes I can almost guarantee that while it's not nearly that many this time, it's certainly more than is needed.
So I'm opting for a gueorilla-style gala this season. Minus the singing jinglers and the celebrity shootings.
Follow me around with my single camera-phone as I race to get the votes to the venue...
grab a couple of snaps of the losers preshow...
 and provide some commentary/introductions/fuel throughout the proceedings... On with the show... Our first Presenter, JazzyJax! JazzyJax:
Wow! That was quick, tribe. I don't know if I'm quite ready yet.
*fluffs chest feathers*
Besides what's with the barking orders thing?
Did you even ask if I was available to present?
Perhaps you're under the suspicion that I'm domesticated?
I fear not ole hosty.
The nominees for Tamest Loser are...
5cats
jbug
MJewel
qwertypie
iatovttotx
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And the winner of Tamest Loser is...
5cats!
*Look for 5cats to be a good little litter below... ~~~ Next up is, Dakota Dakota:
unh-uh, 5cats, don't go catnappin' just yet,
the Nominees for Most Endangered are...
5cats
Molaholic
SurvivorManiac
iatovttotx
whoami
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And the winner of Most Endangered is...
Molaholic!
*Look for Molaholic to run for the hills below... ~~~ Up next is the manlion, the mythmaker, the legendlicker, agman! agman: Uh. Thanks?
I don't quite know if I should remember this alleged legend-licking incident.
I think I would.
Frankly, I'm of the belief it's complete monkeysheiss.
tribe?
You there?
Where'd you go?
Gah...
Anyways, the nominees for Most Fertile are...
agman
CTgirl
DearAbby
Kermit the Vixen
Wallflower
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And the winner of Most Fertile is...
Vixen!
*Look for Vixen to give birth to greatness below... ~~~ Everyone help me welcome to the presenting microphone, Wallflower!
*boom*chicka*boom*chicka*boom*chicka*boom* Wallflower:
Having just spent some serious time within the dense jungles of LoserLodge environs it can be said by some that we are all a little bit more primeval than before we came.
However, the following couples seem to have taken it to a whole neo-anderthal level.
The Nominees for Ms. & Mr. Dense Jungles are...
Dakota & whoami
jbug & agman
suzzee & vince
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And the winners for Ms. & Mr. Dense Jungles are...
Dakota & whoami!
 
*Look for Dakota and whoami to grunt their approval below... ~~~ *commercial break*
Extreme MakeOver: Siggie Edition; Part 1. byoffer:
Hey there, guys!
It's me, bypennington!
Host of ExtremeMakeover: Siggie Edition. Executive produced by tribe.
I'm here today to share with you the poor helpless siggiechallenged losers.
a.k.a. the Nominees for ExtremeMakeover: Siggie Edition are...
CTgirl
JazzyJax
Molaholic
SurvivorManiac
whoami
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Let's suprise the losers in their homes, as we reveal who has won and who hasn't.First up, CTgirl!
Aww...ain't she cute? JazzyJax
Ooo...hot and needy. I like it! Molaholic
Oh. I had no idea. Too much mole? Survivor Maniac
Really? This is an accurate portrait? Naw. Really? whoami
Oof. Now there's a needy fellow. Stay tuned to see their reactions. Well, everyone but whoami's reaction.
*end commercial break* ~~~ Back to the festivities...
Here to present our next superlative it's the first lady of the lodge, D'Abby! DearAbby:
Why thanks tribe. You're not so bad yourself.
However, the following losers are all noted for their misbehavior, whether in the barroom or the boardroom.
The Nominees for CEO of Monkey Business are...
agman
byoffer
qwertypie
Ahtumbreez
Kermit the Vixen
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And the CEO of Monkey Business is...
agman!
*Look for agman to fling the corporate poo below... ~~~ Up next, a piece of pie I'd gladly take a bite of, qwertypie! qwertypie:
Okay, tribe, you're taking your compliments to a whole new level of coding and I'm beginning to get a little uncomfortable.
Reminds me of a lot of the evenings in the lodge.
The parties. The blackouts. The wildlife.
But nothing compares to the extreme innuendo like the following losers display.
The Nominees for Most Extreme Wildlife are...
agman
byoffer
dakota
jbug
kingfish
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And the winner of Most Extreme Wildlife is...
kingfish!
*Look for kingfish to cause a stir and possibly a shake too, below... ~~~ Up next, our resident couch surfer, tim! iatovttotx:
Okay, this really is a bit ridiculous.
Tribe? What differentiates me, the couch surfer, from the edible pie that is qwerty?
How come? I don't surf couches anymore. That was years ago.
Today I'm into staying put.
I'm a one couch woman.
Okay, maybe a small loveseat on the side.
And don't get me started on the amount of times I was tempted by a loungechair or daybed.
Yes, I go both ways.
....uh...tangent....where was I?
Ah yes...theNominees for Most Exploited Resource are...
agman
byoffer
MJewel
Ahtumbreez
Wallflower
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Okay, yes, that had nothing to do with couch surfing, but it certainly was code.
And the winner of Most Exploited Resource is...
byoffer!
*Look for byoffer to do an exposé on his most exploited resource below... ~~~ From the depths of OT I welcome the small, bikin-clad aphid-eater, jbug!
*flitters up to the very large microphone upon her gossamer wings* jbug:
Buzzz....bzzz.bzzzz...bzzzbzbzbzzbbzzbzbbbzzzzzzzzz.
*punches microphone, readjusts bikini and flitters off stage*
Rough Translation: Teed off mutherlover obviously phudged the phunking voting process. Chads can't be pregnant?
The Phunkin' Nominees for Fiercest Loser are...ah nevermind!
*this is where she ounches the microphone* Hmmm...okay, while jbug is upset over not being nominated for this award the real nominees are...
DearAbby
qwertypie
suzzee
vince
Kermit the Vixen
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And the winner of Fiercest Loser is...
suzzee!
*Watch out for suzzee below...no really, watch out for her... ~~~ *commercial break*
Extreme MakeOver: Siggie Edition; Part 2. bypennington:
We've waited long enough.
Allrighty folks, let's see their reactions.
And the winner of ExtremeMakeover: Siggie Edition is...
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SurvivorManiac!
*Look for S'Maniac to adjust to her new tax bracket below... Now, let's take a look at SurvivorManiac's old siggie...
Oooo...too big to show you folks. Sorry about that.
Moving along...
Do you wanna see your new siggie, SurvivorManiac?
Then here's your megaphone...
and just say it along with me ... Move! That! Bus!
*Gasp*
ooo...sparkly!
Oh and here's the special project tribe whipped up, using your old siggie but for a new day...
 Back to the Gala! ~~~ And we're back.
Speaking of back, have you seen MJewel?
Ah here she is and with her signature 6" Pink Stilettos.
MJewel:
It's true, I do wear these to each and every event.
Well, not these exact ones.
I have thousands of pairs.
Back at home.
They do wonders for lifting my cheeks and making me smile.
TMI?
Probably not, compared to these pairs of open and out losers.
The Nominees for Ms. & Mr. Open Plains are...
suzzee & byoffer
qwertypie and kingfish
Ahtumbreez & vince
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And the winners of Ms. & Mr. Open Plains are...
Tummy & vince!
 
*Encourage Tummy and vince to get a hotel room below... ~~~ And finally, our also-ran for most in need of a siggie-makeover.
Which, as a siggie maker, I would like to make a small notation that indeed CTgirl is the beneficiary of a slew of siggies from me quite recently.
The fact remains that she received enough votes to warrant a nomination for that superlative, which would seem to point to the fact that ctgirl is indeed hiding her profusion of siggies from plain view.
Hmmm...controversy?
CTgirl:
Wha?
Now why you picking on me?
Accusing me of controversy?
Why not pick on MJewel, who still uses a siggie of yours that looks like this...
Thanks for the wonderful siggie, tribe!How's that for in yo' face.
Besides, just cause I won last season and also won AVG doesn't mean I'm not a loser this season.
Right?
I still have a chance of winning at losing?
Probably not, since I'm presenting the
Nominees for LoserLodge Winner are...
Everyone but Moley. And probably, me, CTgirl. And the winner of LoserLodge Winner is...
Ahhh, figures...
MJewel!
*Look for MJewel's brown-nosing below... ~~~ Next Season...
Whilest it's still in the planning stages, I can guarantee we will not be heading to the Brazilian Highlands next season.
I have, on the other hand, narrowed the search for the new lodge down to the following three locations...
LoserLodge 10: Insert location below.
A. Atlantis
B. Ancient Greece
C. Antarctica I guess I'll take votes.
Whether I refer to them or not is yet another story.
But till then...
Happy Holidays and see you in a couple of months.
I hope. 
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12-30-08, 12:24 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
**pouts**I wanted that award! Well, okay, fine, congrats!  **group hug** See y'all next year- Luv u Tribey! Thanks for all the hard work! 
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2. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
YOU LVOE ME! YOU REALLY REALLY LVOE ME!I would like to thank all the small people *waves to CTgirl & agman* for their support during these trying times. It was a hard-fought battle, but the results just go to show you,
But to tell the truth, this season was really tough to get through. I'm really working hard on cutting down my Sugar intake, and, being a Physical Science teacher, I had a heck of a time living the shadow of Bob I think I spelt his name backwards at least five times this seasonIn conclusion -- thanks again Tribey, you are certainly the ultimate canine of all hosts (well, within the top 100% anyway)
~Feliz Hanukka~fwiw - I'd like LL10 to be in Antarctica
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3. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
Sashaying all through the lodge wearing my designer siggie. Well I want to introduce my guest for the evening, also an expert on fierce.
Tribe, this is the hottest ticket in town and I'm sooooo glad to be here. Hmmmm, I don't see Corinne anywhere. Her invitation must have been misplaced. Too bad. Thank you Tribe for hosting the best game of the reality season bar none. I've met the most depraved interesting guests this season and as soon as a location for next season is picked I'm planning a little cocktail get together for everyone. Um, lets stay away from Antarctica, I'd hate for all that cold weather to prevent the Naked Volleyball Tourney from being such a spectator sport  it would be just too nippy.
Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack
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12-22-08, 11:16 PM (EST)
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Grunt...grunt...grunt.,.,rgunt,./.,Wow! Thanks for such a Grrrreat aaah honor, and to be a winner at looser lodge with Dakota, Who could ask for more? Thanks for the game tribe and congrats to MJewel on her win.
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12-23-08, 02:42 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
SIGH.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Oh well, it was a honour just to be nominated.
Yeah Right!
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LAST EDITED ON 12-23-08 AT 07:08 PM (EST)Thanks you guys, it is with a tear in my eye and bulge in my cutoffs (thinking about Qwerty's cherry pie) that I accept this honor, this solid gold statuette, and your accolades as over-all and top dog winner of this prestigious .... what was it again? Oh yeah, "Most Extreme Wildlife Award". It means a lot to me. It means we had a good time. It means all that Tequila and Jungle Juice didn't get drunk for nothing. It means that those nights I spent locked up in Wallflower's closet, under Kermie’s bed, in Suzzees basement, and in all of those other places where I was used as a night time pleasure boy toy, were not in vain (duh). It means that the world is a place that finally makes sense. Except on Loser Island, and that's as it should be. When I was just a whipper snapper, watching Flipper on TV, I remember dreaming of this day, and thinking, "Hey, that Dolphin seems kinda friendly with that boy, you think he’s boinking a dolphin? Do you think that boinking a dolphin would be fun? And that maybe someday I too will swim the seas free as the wind. Either that or maybe I could be a banana boy for a flock of beautiful Loser Island sirens. Then when I grew older, watching Gilligan's Island, I remember Mary Anne's playful, inquisitive, pleasure seeking attitude and thinking, if that knot in her blouse could just come undone one time, I'd be ever so grateful. Then as I grew older still, I discovered National Geographic Magazines, and became a Gabon Nobag, a gluttonous creature of vile habits and unquenchable solitary appetites. In short, a Loser Island success story, and now, with this award, it means my talents have finally been recognized, you …..you….you get me. Thank You for a great Loser Island safari, Sahib Tribe, and congratulations to MJewel for her victory. Congratulations and (wait…must. not .cry.…wait…OK,) to all the winners. To all of you. {Leans on Qwerty’s shoulder, tears of gratitude pouring down her amply exposed cleavage, making her gossamer gown real clingy and transparent, making my gratitude even greater, and the stream of tears even greater, a kind of bio-feedback loop thing begins to happen……} We, on this St. Chippies day, can say, that we, we are, we are a Band of Losers. And Loser Island Day shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we idiotic and perverted few,
we are a band of Losers; Group Hug! (And I've heard a lot of things about Greece that seems right up our alley.)
Tribe's scribe
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12-23-08, 10:25 PM (EST)
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*wipes tears from Kingfish's face and pinches his left cheek*
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12-23-08, 10:50 PM (EST)
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>{Leans on Qwerty’s shoulder, tears of
>gratitude pouring down her amply
>exposed cleavage, making her gossamer
>gown real clingy and transparent,
>making my gratitude even greater,
>and the stream of tears
>even greater, a kind of
>bio-feedback loop thing begins to
>happen……}
*stands next to kingfish and Qwerty to share in the gratitude *
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12-23-08, 05:52 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
Next up is, Dakota
I'm so happy to be asked to present for the most endangered as this is something near and dear to my heart.
Dakota:
unh-uh, 5cats, don't go catnappin' just yet,
the Nominees for Most Endangered are...
5cats
Molaholic
SurvivorManiac
iatovttotx
whoami
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And the winner of Most Endangered is...
Molaholic! Molaholic! Wow! I've only sent out one or two PMs about you, and never even an e-mail to China or Mexico or the Department of the Interior about your endangered status and now, *sniffle*, here you are getting an award. It warms my heart to know that there's a chance to save your species.... Oh, you don't really all want to hear about moles, tigers and lowland gorillas do you? You want more drinking and more partying. Ok then. Molaholic, please say a few words about your big win in this category. *Look for Molaholic to run for the hills below... ~~~ *hugs Kingfish* I'm really not upset that you won the Most Extreme Wildlife Award, for which I was nominated also. I know you are the most deserving wildlife there is. *smooch* ~~~~ And the winners for Ms. & Mr. Dense Jungles are...
DaWallflower:
Having just spent some serious time within the dense jungles of LoserLodge environs it can be said by some that we are all a little bit more primeval than before we came.
However, the following couples seem to have taken it to a whole neo-anderthal level.
The Nominees for Ms. & Mr. Dense Jungles are...
Dakota & whoami
jbug & agman
suzzee & vince
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And the winners for Ms. & Mr. Dense Jungles are...
Dakota & whoami! *Look for Dakota and whoami to grunt their approval below...
Thank you. Thank you Losers and Staff
We were up against some stiff competition, but somehow came out on top. Mr. Dense Jungle, whoami, well where in the heck is he? I need to ask him....... whoami? Dern it anyhow, I don't even know my last name! Seriously, I remember I was in the dense jungle, there was a bottle of Cuervo, and there was whoami. So it started out hey cutie where are you from and it turned into Oh No what have I done....... I'll just say thank you for this award, fellow Losers. See ya next season. ~~~  Agman Dressed Me
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12-23-08, 10:00 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
I vote Dakota.
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12-27-08, 08:56 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
And the party continuesSanta after Christmas lets his hair down & relaxes at Losers Lodge so I'm first in line to sit on his lap and profess to be a good girl all next year. 
Raoul Duke: (after pulling his car up onto the sidewalk) Is this not a reasonable place to park? Siggie by Tribe
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12-27-08, 01:24 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
Wow...how exciting! Oops...now where are my pink stilettos? I think that CEO of Monkey Business agman has them. If you want a good foot massage agman is the man! (Stumbling up to the mike...too many mojitos  ) Now as I was saying...I am thrilled to have won LL this season (brown-nosing commencing...<grin>). But, I am more thrilled though to have been able to play with such a fine bunch of people. It was, as it always is, fun and the highlight of the season to play in LL. Congratulations to everyone who won awards and got nominated! I'll see you back here for LL (my vote is for Atlantis) next time around. Safe and happy holidays to everyone! MJ
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12-27-08, 07:18 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
*looks at siggie*>.> <.< *sigh* I got nuttin.
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12-30-08, 05:54 AM (EST)
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Harumph!
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You two made me giggle this morning. *smooch
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6666
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33. "RE: LL9: Gala Awards Show" |
Thanks Tribe for another fun season (loved the redblue carpet pics!) and congrats to all the slaggie winners and to MJ for being the winningest Loser! *presents MJ with her award and a hug* Qwerty & Jbug - I'll walk around in my bridesmaid dresses with you anytime! As for the rest of you, I'm offended you don't like my bikini girl that I wear to Loser Lodge!  
Setup by Tribe
Tribe did indeed make me a new wardrobe last Fall. Here are a few that haven't made an appearance yet, (including an "illegal" one). Thanks Tribe, for reminding me to go "shopping." 
Thanks for the wonderful siggie, tribe!
Thanks for the wonderful siggie, tribe!
Lastly, I vote for Ancient Greece: Toga! Toga! Toga!
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Congrats to M.J.!
Thanks for the nomination for "Most Fertile"...but...glad I lost!!
Happy New Year, Losers! *SMOOCH* See ya next time! *wink*LoserLodge 10: Insert location below. B. Ancient Greece  Tribe did me anyway...
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