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""be the apprentice" - Stacy week"
beardance58 78 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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10-22-04, 10:06 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
At least Sandy did something this week. Kelly got nailed for exaggerating.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-22-04, 10:35 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-22-04 AT 02:54 PM (EST)oh yeah i forgot. thanks. hey, would you like to pick a character? I will add the remaining ones here in a minute: Chris, Kelly possibly Ivana, JenM, and sable bunny: are you still doing Wes & kevin? Ooo, that sounded bad - you know, playing them in this game. yeah, yeah.
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sablebunny 156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-22-04, 07:07 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
I would love to do Wes & Kevin. And yes, I mean it that way. And the other way. Can I have a couple of sigpics?
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-23-04, 00:09 AM (EST)
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15. "siggies - check here if you need em" |
for sablebunny:
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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-23-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: siggies - check here if you need em" |
I'd love to see a carolyn sig with a real brown nose! I wouldn't mind one with jen M saying I am the man! but I don't know how to do any of this stuff.. but it would be cool to see it!
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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-23-04, 07:15 PM (EST)
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23. "that would be fun... is this how I sign up?" |
Can I be Jenn?
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-23-04, 08:39 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Sigs for Dont and Alag" |
Hey Angelfood! I'm having a lot of fun being the production crew/ camera dood, do you happen to have a siggie for that?
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-22-04, 12:29 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
At least Sandy did something this week.Right on, beardance58. I totally worked my butt off this week. I even broke a nail. Do you have any idea how disgusting wet dog smells? It's a good thing that I got a great deal on beauty products through my bridal store. I think I must have used a whole bottle of shampoo, conditioner, lotion and three different loofahs. Gads, I hope my roots won't show through any more than they already do.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 09:06 PM (EST)
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10. "Hey Sandy..." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-04 AT 11:09 PM (EST)(camera dood!) Could you step to the left a little, you're blocking my view of Maria in that skirt. We really need to get this footage to put on the episode, MB is demanding it! He's sitting back there in his chair drooling worse than the dogs around here. Maybe you could just go over there with your ucky doggy smelling dirty self. Ugh.... cut! Sandy take a shower. MB also wants a copy of this one for his personal collection, so I can't mess it up.
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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 10:16 AM (EST)
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2. "Hey Boss" |
I thought the theme of this week's episode was don't annoy ME. And then you send me away and replace me with Chef Boy-R-Dee. What gives??? Anyway from what I caught, I'll have to send some bail money to maria when they arrest her for hooking in Central Park. I'll have to hire a nurse to change Andy's diapers and tie a string around his toys and wrist so he doesnt' lose them. Kelly showed the first chink in his armour this week...I thought military men were honest and Ivanna, if I hear one more time about how if you lose it's going to be {insert PM of the week here}, I'll come over there and push your butt out the elevator myself. Ok...so they all are pissing me off...when do I get to go off on them in the boardroom. That's right , you're fired..get out already
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 08:59 PM (EST)
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9. "Psssst... George" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-04 AT 11:11 PM (EST)Ummmm.... production crew here. We noticed that this weeks substitute was a lot more vocal in the BR than you are each week, MB was thinking that if you don't start being more firm with your opinions about the candidates to DT that we could get that guy to come back for more episodes. You realize this is reality TV right? That means we need more excitment and drama out of you. I mean that other guy could really spike up those ratings don't ya think? What do you have to say for yourself?
BTW: do you want to do some confessionals like the DAW's... I mean candidates do? I think it could really help the viewers to know what you're thinking during the task.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 11:30 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
Gee. My own week. Don't I feel special.(sigh) Well, now that I've had a chance to think about this a little more than I got to in that hallucinogen-filled taxi... Boy, I talked a lot in that one. Of course I talked a lot. About one word in every thirty was getting through, so I had to try and make it up on volume. Oh, and I'm a lawyer, remember? Talking and questioning things to the point of breakdown is a job skill. Wes? You know that slip between tongue and lip? You managed to replace it with a grand canyon between ear and brain. The Polaroid idea was good. In retrospect, I'll admit it needed work and the costumes were too expensive (and fit too narrow a range of dogs each -- we would have to buy out the store just to get half the run covered), but someone around here had a first-class idea about owners and dogs with matching bandanas. That would have worked. Would it ever. But -- we washed dogs. Whee. I'm going to go way out on a limb here: my getting fired was at least half my fault. Maybe even three-quarters. I sat around and pouted: I admit it. I could have been beating the bounds for customers a lot more, even if it would have put me at risk from Maria's heels. (I would like to blame Maria's exemption a little here, though: if she'd been vulnerable at all, she would have been up there with me -- or subbing for me against Andy. At least I had ideas: she just coasted through the whole task.) I definitely could have thrown myself into this one a lot more than I did. But of all the little hints and signs, I should have really seen it coming when Uncle Cameraman kept calling me over and asking if I wanted to record another confessional. Dumb, Stacey. Real dumb. She who talks is she who walks: the sign was right there. I just didn't want to see it. I'm frustrated. I thought that last challenge to Mr. Trump had a tiny chance of working. He made Pamela Project Manager: it wouldn't have been such a stretch to put me in the job. One chance to show what I could have done leading instead of following, and if he didn't like the results then, fine: fire me. At least I would have gone out on an even better reason. 'Sometimes you have to force your ideas across to your CEO', he said. Really? What do you do if your CEO is convinced of his own brilliance and won't listen to anyone else, no matter how much it might cost him in the long run? You quit, try to make the program work in spite of itself, or you get fired. The first wasn't an option, I failed on the second, and nailed the third. There's nothing I can do about it now but learn from the experience, sit back, enjoy my paid vacation in New York City, and have a little fun when Mr. Trump inevitably assigns us back to one of the long-term survivors as their workforce. Time to go plot with the others in Suite #2. (I really wish I'd managed to outlast Maria, though. Ow...)
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-22-04, 09:13 PM (EST)
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11. "Ummm... Stacy?" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-04 AT 11:11 PM (EST)(Production crew) The real reason you were fired was that MB just couldn't get any footage from you that was any more than whining like that yappy little dog at the park! Plus you know, we thought you'd look bigger on camera after it added those 10 pounds. Yeah, ummm... seems the only thing that got bigger was your mouth. It is really all about the drama so it's time we move on to the next DAW. Plus, when you lie about responsibilty, you get all red in the face & well really it doesn't look very good post-production.
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Alag 161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-24-04, 04:09 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: OK Carolyn..." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-04 AT 04:09 PM (EST)>(camera dood) > >CUT! Can we do that take >again Chris, I was laughing >too hard & the audio >was messed up! > Jeez camera DOOD, get your s&$* together! This is why I hate the f#$*&@ public. I make about a hundred times more than you'll make in your menial labor job, Camera Dood, and I didn't even graduate junior high. You been busy ogling Kevin's naked body. Although Kevin's naked body is so firm and juicy...oh s**#$, did you film that? Make sure you delete that and I'll let you touch my PRESIDENTIAL ROLEX. I ain't no f$&%#@ homosexual like those other fruitcakes. Get out of my sight line. Can I get a softer lighting? I look like a friggin Gotti son.
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Alag 161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-25-04, 09:44 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: OK Carolyn..." |
>LAST EDITED ON 10-25-04 >AT 03:45 PM (EST) > >Thanks for the compliment, Chris, >but I'm a married women-I'm >a mom, remember? Oh, and >FYI, I don't like men >who are afraid of getting >their Rolex dirty. If you >work for The Donald you >have to be prepared to >do anything.... > > > >-If I were single, and wanted >to date any of you >jobless peeps, I'd go for >someone more like...Kelly. (Just sayin'.) > Carolyn, babe, I don't mind getting my Rolex dirty if its for the right reason if you know what I'm sayin. Besides, I was wearing my PRESIDENTIAL ROLEX and that one I like to keep as pristine as Kevin's pearly whites. I've got several Rolexes, you know, I make THAT much moolah. Considering I started a lemonade stand while I was a fetus, let's just say I've put a little cake away for a rainy day. Imagine me, you, a box of wine, some pork rinds in case we get hungry, how's that for romance? That's how we do it in Long Island, baybee!
And P.S., hate to break it to you, but Kelly gots pink underwears if you know what I'm sayin.
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pooball 22 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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10-26-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: OK Carolyn..." |
thats hot. he could put his rolex on my nightstand
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sablebunny 156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-23-04, 07:03 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
Dude, you let me down, man. I thought we wee tight. What's up with kicking me over to the other team? I had to do it, Kev. I knew you were strong. I need you representing on Apex. Divide and conquer, right? All the best buddy pairs go through some crisis of separation. It's almost reality TV scripture. Besides, what are you complaining about? Your team won! Oh. Right. I feel good about what happened this week. At least we got rid of that yapping pest. Did I mention that she talks alot? Asks alot of questions? Can I repeat once more for the record that she's annoying and wastes time? If she had just stopped talking for 2 minutes, we might have been able to think. And Maria is so gone next time we go to the boardroom. What a waste of a perfectly good face. At least Sandy was willing to get her hands dirty and actually do some work. Hang on. I just rewound the tape. Trump said get rid of 3 people you don't want to work with. What kind of friend are you that you don't want to work with me? Is it a race thing? Sigh... Kevin, I love you, man. (But not in that way). Think about it. If you're not on my team, I don't have to take you into the boardroom. Just get them to vote of the rest of their tribe before you and you'll survive to the merge. Oh. Okay. So we're cool then? Cool as the smile on Jennifer's lips.
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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-23-04, 01:49 PM (EST)
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20. "Cool response!" |
I enjoyed this more than the show!
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sablebunny 156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-25-04, 08:22 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
It's lavender, you pretentious twit!
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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10-25-04, 06:22 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: "be the apprentice" - Stacy week" |
Hi hi, I just felt really GREAT this week when Jen M. kept me on her team and didn't trade me off to Mosaic... I'm really sensitive to slights, I can get soooo upset, so it was wonderful for me to feel so important. And she kept Ivana, too, which is so great. No there is a loyal and trustworthy friend and team player. Jen M, Ivana, and I are clearly the best-looking of the woman, so we belong together. Maria and Sandy just don't have any class like we do, so they had to leave. I think that's probably why they had to leave, but I don't really know for sure. I don't REALLY know. I'm not firm on anything, I guess.I do a really good job this week, did promotions for our dog-washing scheme with Ivana, walked around in the park and talked people into bringing their dogs back to Jen for a bath. Sometimes I feel like nobody likes me, like it's just some big competition or something, but if everybody leaves me alone, then I'm OK... I wonder if I'll get to be PM again soon? It's all about me... and my 'feelings'.... I think...
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-27-04, 02:54 PM (EST)
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51. "Bedtime story?" |
OK, captain, my captain. Will you read me a bedtime story? Or is it time for another song?(*apologies to Aerosmith*) Don't want to close my eyes Though I'm pretty much asleep Cause I'd miss you babe And I don't want to miss your game Cause even when I dream of fame I can't believe I'm so lame I'd still miss you babe And I don't want to miss your game
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