Say, let's play a quick card game for real money! I've got a deck right here. Just give a minute...*shuffles*
*glances at top fourteen cards*
*shuffles*
*glances at top fourteen cards*
*shuffles*
*glances at top fourteen cards*
*shuffles*
*glances at top fourteen cards*
...hang on, it's taking a little longer to properly screw you out of any hope of winning than I thought...