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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 01-12-05, 01:40 AM (EST) "TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" LAST EDITED ON 01-12-05 AT 01:43 AM (EST) OMG. This is so much harder than it seemed. Especially when the VCR tapes the wrong show (stooopid technology) and you have to rely on memory. Anyway, on to the questions. 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? ETA - I seem to be following the ARnutz School of Episode Counting! If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.   Top

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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 07:06 AM (EST) 1. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" LAST EDITED ON 01-12-05 AT 08:02 AM (EST) 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? He was actually proving how wrong she was, because most morons (like Jonathan for example) don't even realize how much of a moron that they would get out of the way for someone that knew what they were doing, they would dive right in anyway. So Mary Adam is just as idiot but not a moron. 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? Jonathan's happy place is sort of like MJ's neverland, except instead of 12 year old boys, Jonathan's happy place is filled with super heros of all kinds. 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Kris, because he had something vibraty in his pocket and he was happy to see her. 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? Um, I'll pass on this one. (Where is the soap so that I can wash those thoughts away?) 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? He actually looked like one of those rubber gloves that you blow up and watch the fingers extend. Toss it in the tub and watch it float helplessly. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? Anything physical, the guy is a mental magician, physical stuff (except of course yelling, pushing, shoving, and beating his wife) is not in his make-up 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. Kendra fixed Hayden's mascara, and Aaron put some base over Freddy's bump on the head so that the bruise wouldn't show on camera. 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? Because it was doubly fermented from the fungus on his feet. 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? He is the mole super hero for TAR (and you thought it was Jonathan?). The only problem? Hayden is kryptonite. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? The grapes come in bunches, CBS likes bunching, the teams get all bunched, they are a bunch of idiots and morons, and Mary Adam has his panties in a bunch constantly. S9 LOTD Champion And Survey, you also followed Nutz' lead on making these difficult to respond in a PG-13 manner!   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 01-12-05, 09:34 AM (EST) 2. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" >1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, > Mary Adam said he >was staying out of her >way because she thought >he was a moron. > What was he actually >proving? > That Rebecca is very perceptive about Mary Adam (except, of course, that she seems to have dated this guy for quite a while without realizing, as even the most casual viewer of this show could from the first episode, that he is very gay). >2. After he discussed Lori’s >man voice, Jonathan and Victoria >joined the wrestlers waiting for >their flight at the airport >and Jonathan said he was >“In a happy place”. >Where is Jonathan’s happy place, >and what is it like >there? > Place where he can be as obnoxious as he wants to foreigners and no one's going to kick his butt because he has two big wrestlers with him. >3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like >wink at, and why? > Jonathon -- if he can marry a playboy bunny, there must be hope for even funny looking midget french guys in a silly costume. >4. What was “Push the valve >to expel air and you >will go down.” code for? > How Hayden is going to raise money on the next leg of the race. > >5. What type of floating rubber >bath toy could Mary Adam >best be described as during >his first attempt at the >fast forward? > I thought he looked like the a scene out of 2001: a space odessy, in which computer gets mad at the astronaut and lets the astronaut float gently into space untethered. (I can't decide if Rebecca or the jacques Costeau-types there would be the computer in this analogy). >6. At the wall climb, Jonathan >first said “I have a >big head” then stomped away >yelling “I am not doing >something I can’t do”. >What was he refusing to >do? > Any task in which he could not blame Victoria for his shortcomings. (PS -- gotta check my VCR, but I thought Bolo made the big head comment) >7. Please provide an example of >how the Model Alliance helped >the two teams of Freddy >& Kendra and Hayden and >Aaron. > It helped Freddy realize, by spending a lot of time with Hayden, that Kendra is really not so bad. >8. Why did Bolo refuse to >give Lori a sip of >the grape juice he had >expressed with his feet? > Because he is suddenly turned into a villain who will turn on his partner in a heartbeat (the crowd boos) -- this thing between Lori and Bolo can only be settled in a steel cage at Wrestlemania! >9. What meaning does the Superman >crest on the tattoo on >his arm have for Aaron? > One drunken night with Jonathon and everyone thinks they're a superhero. > >10. What is the significance >of the fact that grapes >come in bunches? > I thought it was more significant that grapes turn into whine.   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 01-12-05, 11:09 AM (EST) 5. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" Please refer to original post where I said I was relying on memory. I'll accept I screwed up and Bolo said "I have a big head." But I'll bet Jonathan was thinking it!   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 09:36 AM (EST) 3. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? That he is the King of the morons and is even more of a wussy boy than we thought. 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? His "happy place" is ahead of all other teams. Just think if he was #1 every time, he would never have to scream! 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Kris because she is such a hottie! Either that or Jon because he is a hottie too! I'm not sure which way he swings, LOL! 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? The air which is in Adam's head. He couldn't sink because there is no weight in there. 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? I once had a Shamu toy from Sea World. It never sunk. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? Act like a human being. 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? He really needed a drink! It's been a tough time in Europe for the wrassler! 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? It has no meaning, the tattoo parlor made a mistake. He was supposed to get a butterfly and he pointed to the wrong one. He realized his error too late. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? The teams come in bunches too! ETA - I seem to be following the ARnutz School of Episode Counting! The episode count got messed up by the recap. Our count here for games,voting thread, etc. doesn't match the SeeBS site because they didn't count the recap as an "offical" episode. 'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate.   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 10:49 AM (EST) 4. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? That he’s a whiney baby. He TOLD her he wanted to try it and she didn’t let him. But he wanna, he wanna! 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? Everything is a shade of black or blue. Everyone steps up to take responsibility for how they’ve done him wrong. 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Kendra: she reminded him of Josephine Josephine is said to have been shallow and not terribly supportive. 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? ”Please, for goodness sake...try to set a goal and accomplish it your own self without someone to provide your incentive for you. 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? The Action Girl inflatable kayak. There really is such a thing. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? Gosh, I thought it was Bolo who said the big head thing. Evil Jon was refusing to show any respect to anyone at any time. 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. Bwahahaha! 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? More importantly, why would she want it? 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? Perhaps it’s to remind him that he used to have some self-respect. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? Significance? Oh, wait...did you mean that there is a lot of bunching in TAR6? I hadn’t noticed!   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 11:31 AM (EST) 6. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? That he fit within the baggage guidelines. 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? I'm not sure, but it's probably a local call from the Neverland Ranch. 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Bolo. He finally had someone he could look down to. 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? Adam's prior relationship. 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? The Rubber Duckie In The Iron Mask. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? Function in society? 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. It helped them with the finishing touches on that P-38 they'd been wanting to put together for the craft show, and . . . oh, never mind. 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? He'd been hearing those Larry King grape juice commercials and realized he hadn't gotten his required daily allowance of antioxidants. 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? It stands for truth, justice, and the American whiny chick at your side. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? They're put there by producers.   Top

Siren 246 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 01-12-05, 01:56 PM (EST) 7. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" TAR HE10 - wheeeee! 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? That not only is he a moron and a wuss and a mama’s boy, but he can sulk and whine even better than Hayden, thankyouverymuch. 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? It’s clearly a world where an ugly, hyper, annoying, short, botoxed, blue-haired a-hole can marry a submissive ex-playmate, abuse his wife on national television, post a bullcrap explanation for his behavior on his website and all of the viewing public would actually forgive him. 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Freddy. Luckily, his pretty face was not too badly damaged by the gate malfunction last week and out friend Napoleon thinks Freddy looks quite fetching in his “I’m pretty, yet smart” glasses. 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? It’s foreshadowing that TAR contestants who spew hot air week after week shall not win the million-dollar prize. That might just be wishful thinking, but I’m definitely not going the non-PG-13 route on this one. 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? Now that you mentioned it, he looked a little like Scuba Steve if Scuba Steve were a whiny, wussy, suicidal mama's boy who can't sink. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? He refused to just shut the eff up for five minutes and get the heck off my screen. 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. Umm, I suppose it probably helped them to actually be referred to as “Models”. 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? Bolo spared us all from having to watch anyone else drinking his foot fungus juice after the vomit soup we were subjected to last week. 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? I’m not sure, as I certainly can’t think of anything “super” to say about the ugliest and most boring member of the wimpy Model Alliance. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? I heard a rumor that TAR contestants always come in bunches too – at the winery, at the internet café, at the little train ride, for the boat race, at the airport, etc., etc., etc. another fantabulous Kittyloaf® creation Great questions! Number 5 especially made me spit out my water.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 10:17 PM (EST) 8. "RE: TAR6 Episode 9 "Push valve to go down" Hawkeye Ten" LAST EDITED ON 01-13-05 AT 11:22 PM (EST) 1. As Rebecca got airline tickets, Mary Adam said he was staying out of her way because she thought he was a moron. What was he actually proving? Actually, Mary (soon to be Michelin Man) Adam thought she said he was a Mormon, and he was waiting for Lena and Kristi. 2. After he discussed Lori’s man voice, Jonathan and Victoria joined the wrestlers waiting for their flight at the airport and Jonathan said he was “In a happy place”. Where is Jonathan’s happy place, and what is it like there? Jonababy’s happy place is anyplace where there is a R-A-C-E where poor saps are available to be verbally abused, screeched at unmercifully and otherwise demeaned. 3. Who did the Napoleon look-a-like wink at, and why? Le petit faux empourer actually caught the eye of the Phileminator himself, especially his man-oobies. 4. What was “Push the valve to expel air and you will go down.” code for? must remember PG-13 – must remember PG-13 5. What type of floating rubber bath toy could Mary Adam best be described as during his first attempt at the fast forward? Gumby soap-on-a-rope. 6. At the wall climb, Jonathan first said “I have a big head” then stomped away yelling “I am not doing something I can’t do”. What was he refusing to do? Use the public toity ‘French style’. 7. Please provide an example of how the Model Alliance helped the two teams of Freddy & Kendra and Hayden and Aaron. The power of 2 kilo-helens moved them swiftly through the Corsican night. (Remember, 1 Helen is the amount of beauty needed to launch 1000 ships) 8. Why did Bolo refuse to give Lori a sip of the grape juice he had expressed with his feet? One word -- Desenex™ 9. What meaning does the Superman crest on the tattoo on his arm have for Aaron? It means that a certain well-loved OT DAW will be receiving a small honorarium from SeeBS. 10. What is the significance of the fact that grapes come in bunches? Because the term ‘a head of grapes’ is downright silly. TAR5 Casino Game "Foundation" Player sigpic a GeorgiaBelle creation MMIV edited because I called the wrong OT DAW a lawyer scheister.   Top

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