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"Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review"
FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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12-30-04, 12:15 PM (EST)
 
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"Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. Jonathan pays people to hang out with him on a regular basis. Why should the third world be any different from his home town?2. We're being shown the best behavior of Hayden and Kendra. These two need a steaming cup of Shut the Fvck Up. Kendra is like the Uberelite b!tch from an awful 80s comedy who winds up getting a truckful of fish dumped on her head in the end as comeuppance. I really hope something like that happens to her before she and "Keep your harpie-shrew voice down you annoying brat" Freddy meet their end. 3. Adam is the biggest pussy in the history of pussies. 4. Despite her extremely unfortunate "No wonder a lot of Africans escaped Africa...for slavery" comment, I'm loving how Rebecca is handling PussBoy. Still, the fact that she ever considered dating him drops her several levels in my esteem. Clearly I am conflicted. 5. Kris is potentially the hottest contestant ever on a reality show. Seriously. She is so not winning this thing. 6. Gus must've been to the CIA what Homer Simpson is to the nuclear power plant. I can seriously imagine Gus getting his arm stuck inside a snack food vending machine. 7. In Africa, synagogues have presidents. Who knew? 8. These presidents sometimes cause traffic jams in their nation's capital. Selfish bastards. What did you learn?  Fester
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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12-30-04, 01:13 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. Bolo is a Very Special Person.2. Some people in Senegal have really weird assumptions over which Americans possess the pull to get a movie made. 3. Pouring your fuel mixture in from the top of the engine is so much more sensible than going through the side of the car. 4. Jon and Kris are displaying humanity. That can't be good...
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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12-31-04, 02:42 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. I learned that Jonathon is even more of an icky, ookey, asswipe than I had previously thought. Something about seeing 6 episodes of his antics condensed just amplified him.2. Bolo be stupid, bless his heart. 3. From a purely physcial standpoint, if forced to choose between Kris and Jon, I'm not actually sure which one I would pick. 4. I like Hera. 5. While I am not a fan of abuse in any form, Freddy needs to smack Kendra just for general purposes. She is also the most unattractive model I've seen on a reality show in quite some time. 6. People think Rebecca is hot? I'm shocked. I find her totally unattractive, but that could be because of the tumor that she's dragging along with her. 7. I still don't understand how Lena pushed over all those hay bales and never found a clue. That sucks. 8. Again, I'm not a violent person, but I wish someone would step on Hayden's face. Preferably while wearing cleats. 9. Don and Mary Jean, bless their hearts. What sweeties, but they were so toast. Why did TAR even bother? 10. The annoying girl team and guy team from New York? I don't miss either one of them one bit. 
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12-31-04, 07:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. Kendra is really effing delusional. She calls herself "charming" and "a people person" on her bio, but we've certainly seen that she is the farthest thing from either of those things. She also wants to show that she's not a stereotypical whining/pampered model who can't get dirty. Yeah, Kendra, you're doing a most fantastic job of that. </enormous dose of sarcasm> Evil wench.2. An "evil wench/abusive bastige" elimination leg cannot possibly come soon enough. 3. Adam has a serious Electra complex. When Rebecca told him she didn't know whether he wanted her to be girlfriend, mother, or friend, this moron says "all of them" with the whiny-baby-est voice possible. Pa-the-tic. 4. Kris, Jon, and Hera are awesome. 5. Gus? He really needs to second guess himself more often all the time. "Hey Hera, let's do this really time-consuming impossible task right here..." -- "Um, Daddy...I don't think that's a good idea" -- *cut to them starting said time-consuming impossible task* 6. Victoria's voice is like chalk on a blackboard...good grief could she possibly whine more often? I mean, she is married to he who shall not be named, but I don't think 'uber annoying whiny voice' is some sort of survival adaptation. 7. Lori and Bolo: Intelligent, no. Funny, yes. 8. There must be something really really wrong with Rebecca that we're not being shown. It's the only reason she would possibly be involved in any way, shape, or form with Adam. And she continues to offer up really funny jabs at Adam. He says something to her about making him look like the biggest jerk on earth and she says that he's doing a fine job of it himself. Game. Set. Match. Get the hell off the court. 
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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01-01-05, 00:48 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
What? Part of the population? 
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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01-03-05, 08:50 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. Bolo is hilariously funny. Lori is cool too.2. Kendra needs to take a course on tolerance. 3. Jerkathan needs to be shot & killed because no amount of any sort of counseling will be able to change his abusiveness. 4. Kris & Jon are awesome. 5. Gus & Hera are there for the experience and appreciate all they have seen. Good, bad or ugly. 6. Hayden is really annoying and I used to like her. 7. Adam is gay.
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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings
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01-03-05, 01:15 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Things I learned this week: A TAR6 re-cap episode review" |
1. Kris is intelligent, and very, very hot. 2. If you don't like creepy crawleys let your sister sleep next to the wall. 3. Rebecca is very funny, and hot. However as someone has already said there must be something wrong with her 'cos she went out with Mary-Adam. 4. We should all chip in a dollar to buy a) a sports bra for hayden, b) a personality for Freddie, c) a pint (or two) for Gus, d) a sense of humour for Hera, e) a one way trip to Indonesia for Kendra to show her just how hard things can be, and f) a visit to Guantanamo bay for Jonathon. 5. Its legal to assault your wife on American TV. 6. Kris apparently has a partner, who would have guessed? For some reason I have never looked at him. 7. Bolo should do volunteer work for a while.
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