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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-23-04, 03:37 PM (EST) "TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) __________________________ 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? To Be Continued . . . Next time: Lori and Bozo are no where to be found, Mary Adam gets fresh, Jonathan asks Gus how he got his seats, and Freddie blows his top – as does Jonathan, I’m sure. Oh, okay, I won’t leave you hanging like they did. 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... ARnutz 12-23-04 1  RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... alwaysintruble1 12-23-04 2  RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... Molaholic 12-24-04 3  RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... mikey 12-27-04 4  RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... Surveysez 12-27-04 5  RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: ... PepeLePew13 12-28-04 6

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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-23-04, 05:22 PM (EST) 1. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? He drove it like a girl. The mechanic fixed it by bringing his "manly" skills. 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? The morgue where Jerkathon will be after the other racers kill him. 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. Gus - easy, he was over the weight limit. Freddy/ Aaron/ Jon - each flipped a coin, they won & sent the girls. Adam - he was too askeered! Jerk - He demanded V do it or she would get a beating. Bolo - Lori is more gutsy. 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? V is named Captain Botox and J is obsessed with them because they can punch through steel walls and he really wants to wear a cape. 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) Jonathan's balls, because they must be brass! 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? They had better odds of winning the lottery. 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? ANY type of research! She really has no clue, even when she is holding one in her hands! 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? It saved Jerkathon's face. 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? Dr. Jerkyl & Mr. Hiney 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. The Internet cafe blows up and the six teams currently there are rushed to the hospital for treatment of their injuries. Meanwhile Lori & Bolo get on the morning train and when they arrive to see the aftermath, Phil tells them, "Go directly to the pitstop." Once the other teams have arrived at the pitstop, we are shown that J & V's faces are bandaged up from the botox expoding and they can no longer speak, also they had the worst of the injuries, so being last to arrive... they are PHILIMINATED! And J can't even yell about it! Mon Dieu, Mon Cherie... c'est magnifique!!!   Top

alwaysintruble1 2878 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 12-23-04, 09:12 PM (EST) 2. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? Every answer I can think of for these questions would get me in entirely too much trouble with 50% of the board, so in the interest of self preservation, I refuse to answer. 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? Code name for Gus's CIA covert operation to elimanate 'he who must not be named' (hwmnbn for short) slowly and extremely painfully. 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. Mary Adam - his mommy wouldn't sign his permission form for it. Hwmnbn - can't do anything for himself, plus likes to hear Vic screaming in fear. Gus - manboobs would have given him black eyes with all that bouncing up and down. Bolo - Lori wouldn't let him, she wanted someone to play with her chest. Jon/Aaron/Fred - Aren't really 'in charge' of their teams, so didn't have much of a choice. 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? Victoria is Superwoman. Has to be to have put up with Hwmnbn for so long. Hwmnbn's fascination with them, Vic in Superwoman's costume...enough said! 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) My stack of therapy bills after seeing Gus shirtless once again (*@#* CBS) 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? Same as the Bengals winning a Superbowl in my lifetime. Unless of course someone told Gus there was free beer there 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? Reading the book of etiquitte for foreign travelers. 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? Having to listen to Hayden's consistant complaining caused him to have a hwmnbn momment, and he has a half of brain and chose the pole over Hayden. 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? He wrote his name only to start getting used to the idea that he will be single shortly, therefore not needing to include her name. 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. At the internet cafe, everyone gets held up waiting for AOL to actually work for once, allowing Lori/Bolo time to catch up (gotta love the bunching). Kris, after making the comment about hwmnbn/Vic needing therapy, and realizing he isn't going to go for it, slips several sleeping pills into his coffee while he's not looking. He falls asleep in a cab on the way to the pit stop, and can't wake up when they get there. Vic tries to carry him along with his pack this time, but is unable to, thus they are philiminated. She then goes postal on hwmnbn and leaves him on the streets for the bums to take care of, and goes of to find a real man to be with. Holliday wishes from Alwaysintruble, created generously by Syren   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-24-04, 01:25 PM (EST) 3. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" LAST EDITED ON 12-24-04 AT 01:29 PM (EST) 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? Mary Adam, girlie-man/Hellboy, mistook the clutch for some toenail clippers and waited for mommy to 'come fix'. The Hungarian mechanic/magician simply whispered sweet nothings into the carburetor. 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? The line you get into at Wal-Mart, which naturally comes to dead stop while the others whiz by. 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. The operators told them just where the bungee was going to be attached. 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? Victoria is Wonder Woman, since we all wonder why that woman puts up with Jonababy. Jonababy’s fascination stems from his poodle-pooh filled brain and the lack of monkey-morals. 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) __________________________ (f) Gus’s man-oobies, obviously. 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? If Gus was in charge of getting to the station, the odds would be the same as Dubya finding his way out of a paper bag. (Assuming, of course, that the train station was only 17 feet away from where Gus was at the moment.) 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? Birth of a Nation, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Roots, Uncle Tom’s Cabin. 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? Since no Czech was available, the pole had to do. 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? Jeffery Dahlmer, Ming the Merciless, Punch & Judy 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. Jeff Probst snuffs out Jonababy’s torch, Bolo wrestles the Budapest train (best two falls out of three), Hayden’s oobies get inspected by Hungarian customs agents.   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 12-27-04, 10:01 AM (EST) 4. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" >1. How did Mary Adam >kill the car? And >what did the mechanic do >to fix it so quickly? > Mary Adam took manual transmission driving lessons from Meredith and Maria. To "fix" the car, the mechanic merely turned the key. > >2. What is Checkout Charlie >really a code name for? > Just like Anderson Cooper did not participate in "Celebrity Mole" so he was replaced by Ahmad Rashad, "Philiminator" Phil Keoghan is not going to make the inevitable season of "Celebrity TAR", so he will be replaced by "Checkout Charlie" Barkley. > >3. All of the chicks >did the bungee roadblock. >For each team, tell me >why the man/male didn’t. > Mary Adam -- you have to ask? Freddy -- might knock off his headscarf Aaron -- Because Hayden said so Jon -- We all wanted to see Kris bouncing around, didn't we? Bolo- Seemed not that different from the way Lori usually starts the day Gus -- Well you just know no matter how cold it was Gus would have taken off his shirt. >4. First Jonathan and Bolo >together were a superhero, and >now Victoria is. What >superhero is Victoria, and what >is Jonathan’s fascination with them? > Victoria's superhero power is to tune out Jonathon when no one else around him can. > >5. What’s heavier? > >(a) The balls in the Cannonball >Run Challenge >(b) Hayden’s oobies >(c) Victoria’s pack >(d) Lori’s drawl >(e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) > >(f) __________________________ > F. The manipulation of the producers to have an internet cafe "open" at 10PM. >6. When Baby and Baby >arrived at the train station, >they noted that there was >an hour wait for the >next departure and began to >worry that Gus and Hera >would catch up. What >are the odds that Gus >and Hera would make it >to the train station within >that hour? > 0% if there were a donut shop on the way. >7. What type of research >would you recommend for Kendra? > In the couple of hours wait for the Olympic stadium to open, go to an internet cafe and research every site in the friggin' world in case you might be going there next. > >8. Frustrated with the clown >cars, Aaron punched a pole. > What purpose did this >serve? > I think the Polish guy was laughing at him taking orders from Haydon. >9. At the signup board, >Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely >leaving Victoria’s name off. >What would have been the >appropriate name to write in? > Why would you have to write anything down. If Jonathon has arrived, is there any possibility someone would NOT know it? > >To Be Continued . . . > > > >Next time: Lori and Bozo >are no where to be >found, Mary Adam gets fresh, >Jonathan asks Gus how he >got his seats, and Freddie >blows his top – as >does Jonathan, I’m sure. > >Oh, okay, I won’t leave you >hanging like they did. > >10. Given what we see >in the previews for the >next episode, please give us >an ending to Episode #6. > Freddy goes off the deepend and challenges Bolo to a cage match -- actually he offers to be a "manager" for Kendra and Bolo to be manager for Lori while the two chicks duke it out. As Kendra is getting her butt kicked, the rest of the teams and some of the production staff join in. Even Jonathon says "I don't think anyone really likes her."   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 12-27-04, 11:21 PM (EST) 5. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? The car was killed with a pipewrench in the dining room. Colonel Mustard had connections to get it fixed quickly. 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? It's code for "look to your left - a really well built guy is walking by." 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. While not able to soar like an eagle, chicks can make short flights. 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? Lady Liberty, friend of The Tick, Bolo, who will eventually mash the evil Jonajerk into beef jerky. 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) _They ain't heavy, they's my brother's. 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? Depends on if Gus could escape Hera's watchful eye long enough to find a few steins of beer. 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? Cosmetic sensitivity, thereby freeing some poor little rabbit who really matters to the world. 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? Brought down the big top. 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? I got nuthin. This man actually makes my brain refuse to work by his purile, infantile, abusive behaviour. To Be Continued . . . Next time: Lori and Bozo are no where to be found, Mary Adam gets fresh, Jonathan asks Gus how he got his seats, and Freddie blows his top – as does Jonathan, I’m sure. Oh, okay, I won’t leave you hanging like they did. 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. J & V miss the mat and Th-Th-That's all, folks.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-28-04, 11:29 AM (EST) 6. "RE: TAR 6 (Episode 6) Hawkeye 10: Leave You Hanging" LAST EDITED ON 12-28-04 AT 11:29 AM (EST) 1. How did Mary Adam kill the car? And what did the mechanic do to fix it so quickly? He's still learning the art of being gay, he isn't a pro at using sticks yet. And hopefully the mechanic had him fixed so there's no chance of little Mary Adams running around in the future. 2. What is Checkout Charlie really a code name for? A place for Rebecca and Victoria to go and hang themselves after trying vainly to work with Mary Adam and Jonathan. Get it? "Checkout"? 3. All of the chicks did the bungee roadblock. For each team, tell me why the man/male didn’t. Gus is too fat Adam has no balls Victoria's used to being tossed around like a rag doll so she went Kendra went up in the hopes of losing her shrill voice up there Bolo's block head was too heavy to safely go on the bungee Kris went because Jon secretly wanted to admire her oobies from upside down and say "whoa dood, she's so HOT!" 4. First Jonathan and Bolo together were a superhero, and now Victoria is. What superhero is Victoria, and what is Jonathan’s fascination with them? Victoria is BotoxFace and Jon's fascination is that he can't seem to cause any pain because Vic's head is so frozen up. Gimme a break, it's hard to come up with something creative for an ignoramus like Jon 5. What’s heavier? (a) The balls in the Cannonball Run Challenge (b) Hayden’s oobies (c) Victoria’s pack (d) Lori’s drawl (e) Rebecca’s burden (aka Mary Adam) (f) __________________________ A tie between Hayden's oobies<click> -- she's young, there's no way they should be hanging that far down -- and Rebecca's burden. But at least Rebecca should be able to relieve her burden in a few more days. 6. When Baby and Baby arrived at the train station, they noted that there was an hour wait for the next departure and began to worry that Gus and Hera would catch up. What are the odds that Gus and Hera would make it to the train station within that hour? None, unless there was beer waiting for them on the train. 7. What type of research would you recommend for Kendra? How to Avoid being a Tramp T-Shirts and Buttons to Buy for Freddy 8. Frustrated with the clown cars, Aaron punched a pole. What purpose did this serve? He wanted to see what it felt like to be Jonathan. 9. At the signup board, Jonathan wrote “Jonathan Baker” completely leaving Victoria’s name off. What would have been the appropriate name to write in? Whipping Toy. Dumbass. Jerkathon. Megalomaniac. 10. Given what we see in the previews for the next episode, please give us an ending to Episode #6. Lori and Bolo engage in a Steel Cage Death Match to see who would get the blame for being knocked out of the race. Scratch and sniff   Top

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