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"Ode to Jonathan"
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Bebo 20897 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 08:23 AM (EST)
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"Ode to Jonathan"
There's so much hatin' going on, so I thought I would compose my own special lvoe ode to the Candy Man himself, Jonathan.

How do I lvoe thee? Let me count the ways...

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*crickets chirping*

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I got nothin'. Oh, well.

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Ode to Jonathan Estee 12-09-04 1
   RE: Ode to Jonathan Dizwiz 12-09-04 2
       RE: Ode to Jonathan Estee 12-09-04 3
           RE: Ode to Jonathan Dizwiz 12-09-04 4
               RE: Ode to Jonathan Estee 12-09-04 5
                   RE: Ode to Jonathan Dizwiz 12-09-04 6
                       RE: Ode to Jonathan J Slice 12-09-04 8
                           RE: Ode to Jonathan Earl Colby Pottinger 12-09-04 11
                               RE: Ode to Jonathan Estee 12-09-04 12
                                   RE: Ode to Jonathan ARnutz 12-09-04 15
 RE: Ode to Jonathan PepeLePew13 12-09-04 7
 RE: Ode to Jonathan samboohoo 12-09-04 9
   Just one thing... ARnutz 12-09-04 16
 RE: Ode to Jonathan Seana 12-09-04 10
   RE: Ode to Jonathan cqvenus 12-09-04 13
   RE: Ode to Jonathan Dizwiz 12-09-04 14
 Just great. AugustGirl 12-10-04 17
   RE: Just great. Karma 12-12-04 18

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Estee 56957 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 09:08 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
Aw, come on. I've at least got a first line.

Who can make your gorge rise...

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Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 10:06 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
Make you want to spew...


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Estee 56957 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 10:10 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
Push around his partner, then hit the camera crew
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Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 10:17 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
The candyman....The Psycho Candyman can!


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Estee 56957 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 10:22 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
He screams at the world 'cause he has no self control and his brain don't work...
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Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 10:30 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
The candyman treats everyone he meets quite abusive and malicious
If Victoria gets what she wishes
He'll be sleeping with the fishes!

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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 12:31 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
Who can beg and borrow?

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Earl Colby Pottinger 1841 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 03:34 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
>Who can beg and borrow?

Then claim it's Victoria's fault?

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Estee 56957 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 03:36 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
He thinks he'll be a winner, better open up the vault
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12-09-04, 08:25 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
The candyman can!!!

*snort*


Bebo rocks!

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PepeLePew13 25342 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 11:46 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
I'll bet that Rawlings and Spalding are lining up to sign him up as a product spokesman, y'know, the whole clubbing your wife thing. {sarcasm}



ŠSlice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Scratch and sniff

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12-09-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
For some reason, I found myself rooting for them last night.

*Runs From Room*


Handcrafted by RollDdice

Maybe I'm not feeling as well as I thought . . .

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ARnutz 13882 desperate attention whore postings
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12-09-04, 08:27 PM (EST)
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16. "Just one thing..."
*whack*

You must be really feeling ill today boohoo!


Mon Dieu, Mon Cherie... c'est magnifique!!!

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12-09-04, 02:34 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
Ha haa...ahh...*wipes eyes*

I love you people. I love these boards.

That's really all I have to say. If I bash Jonny boy much more, I'm going to sound like a broken vinyl thing, such as we had in the olden times.

Thanks for the kind words on another thread, DizWiz. Really, the people here, like, so totally rock.

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12-09-04, 05:37 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"

i now say like a skipping CD to my students. you know. to keep up with the times.

~ cq


course, it's all too soon with ipods they won't even know what a CD is

ps good work on composing the song lyrics above. *LOL*

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12-09-04, 05:43 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Ode to Jonathan"
No problem. I was surprised by the number of posts you had, considering the accuracy of your comment!


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12-10-04, 06:59 AM (EST)
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17. "Just great."
Now I have the Candyman song stuck in my brain.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

Too funny.

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12-12-04, 11:30 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Just great."
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-04 AT 11:31 AM (EST)

Johnny and the bunny are playing a great game in my eyes. Next to Jon and Kris they are top of the pack everytime. Dam I wish they sucked but they don't they are real good racers so far. I would say top 5 of all time

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