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"LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."


Kathy. I hereby claim you as the suckiest cast member ever. You're welcome, Chet.


Oh and welcome Tracy to the lodge.

Week 7 results

Welcome to another episode of... The Weak and the Luckless
It's been so long, I forgot what happened. It could also be the large amount of drinking I just went through.

The HutCam5 went down like so...
1. Name Dropper: N/A(Spiritual charge: 0)
2. Loser Manna: Ami ~ Amanda ~ Eliza ~ Parvati(Spiritual charge: 30)
3. Grabby Pants: Jason (Spiritual charge: 40)
4. Tattle Tell: Tracy (Spiritual charge: 40)
5. Swing Vote: Ami (Spiritual charge: 50)

The weekly charges...
HutCam5
No perfect entries. still.
Of course it doesn't help that none of the survivors voiced their lvoe for JiffyPop.


Sacred Ritual:
Silver & Gold Party Tour.
Couple of notes... Those who did not participate in any of the S&G Bonus' (the same ones who haven't been playing in the lodge for a while now) were subjected to a 500 mark leap in the wrong direction.
Also, I traded in your left-over village ducks, couple ducks and duckritters in for 10 mark spiritual charges to those that had ducks left.
The wild ducks I traded in for 100.
Here are the results of the almost two week long party...
tim ~ 700
jbug ~ 670
agman ~ 635
suzzee ~ 610
lasann ~ 550
OTRA ~ 520
D'Abby ~ 515
kingfish ~ 508
pmspml ~ 490
byoffer ~ 470
sagebrush ~ 390
tummy ~ 390
bighair ~ 340
tenorsaxy ~ 340
vince ~ 330
Col. Zoid ~ 310
Das ~ 300
qwertypie ~ 298
Starsend ~ 290
5cats ~ 275
OM ~ 270
CTgirl ~ 262
JazzyJax ~ 260
Vixen ~ 255
CattyChat ~ 250
Dakota ~ 250
emydom ~ 220
wallflower ~ 220
adricharlie ~ 190
Mjewel ~ 160
whoami ~ 150
xwraith ~ 120
smaniac ~ 0

Path to enlightenment...
suzzee leads the parade of spiritual enlightends.

Path to Enlightenment
LoserSinful PastSpiritual ChargeEnlightened Totality
suzzee 4455 -640 3815
DearAbby 4495 -585 3910
iatovttotx 4670 -730 3940
jbug 4665 -700 3965
CTgirl 4380 -342 4038
OTRA 4635 -550 4085
Starsend 4510 -400 4110
bighair 4560 -420 4140
agman 4775 -635 4140
byoffer 4655 -500 4155
CattyChat 4515 -300 4215
DasMole 4625 -380 4245
qwertypie 4585 -338 4247
vince 4695 -400 4295
JazzyJax 4595 -290 4305
Dakota 4680 -370 4310
MJewel 4540 -190 4350
5cats 4665 -305 4360
kingfish 4905 -538 4367
Tenorsaxy 4745 -370 4375
emydi 4670 -290 4380
Vixen 4765 -375 4390
adricharlie 4605 -190 4415
Wallflower 4740 -300 4440
Molaholic 4750 -300 4450
Ahtumbreez 4870 -390 4480
whoami 4695 -180 4515
pmspml 4680 10 4690
Survivor Maniac 4865 -70 4795
Lasann 4935 -50 4885
xwraith 4530 380 4910
Colonel Zoidberg 4795 190 4985
SagebrushDan 4950 110 5060




~~~~~Week 8 entry~~~~~~

This entry will be due by Wednesday, 7:59pm boardtime, Mar. 26th.

HutCam: Welcome to HutCam, take a moment to say some things about your lodge experience so far and then give your answers to the following 5 questions. When you're done, come check out the Sacred Ritual for some additional spiritual charges.
1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30)
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30)
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40)
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40)
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50)


Sacred Ritual:
Lightning quick Poetry Slam
We don't have much time left, so get straight to the thoughtful prose.
100 mark charge for the poet laureate, determined by me and a special guest.
50 mark charges for runner-ups, and 10 mark charges for those that attempt but don't succeed in winning or running up.


The word of tribe:
* Sniffle * cough cough cough* More theraflu, please.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... vince3 04-01-08 1
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... tribephyl 04-01-08 2
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Molaholic 04-01-08 3
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... suzzee 04-01-08 5
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... suzzee 04-01-08 4
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... agman 04-02-08 6
   I'm back. with my poem........... agman 04-02-08 7
       RE: I'm back. with my poem............ jbug 04-03-08 32
 flu haikus iatovttotx78 04-02-08 8
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Ahtumbreez 04-02-08 9
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... byoffer 04-02-08 10
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Molaholic 04-02-08 12
       RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... byoffer 04-02-08 13
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... suzzee 04-02-08 17
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Kermit the Vixen 04-02-08 18
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... whoami 04-02-08 24
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Wallflower66 04-03-08 39
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Ontheroadagain 04-02-08 11
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... qwertypie 04-02-08 14
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... kingfish 04-02-08 15
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... suzzee 04-02-08 20
       RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... kingfish 04-02-08 23
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Wallflower66 04-03-08 40
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Das Mole 04-02-08 16
   RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... byoffer 04-03-08 35
 Vix Pix Kermit the Vixen 04-02-08 19
   RE: Vix Pix CTgirl 04-03-08 26
       RE: Vix Pix qwertypie 04-03-08 34
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Dakota 04-02-08 21
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... CattyChat 04-02-08 22
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... whoami 04-02-08 25
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... CTgirl 04-03-08 27
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... emydi 04-03-08 28
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... DearAbby 04-03-08 29
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Wallflower66 04-03-08 30
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... 5cats 04-03-08 31
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... jbug 04-03-08 33
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... MJewel 04-03-08 36
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... bighair 04-03-08 37
 RE: LL8: 7.5 wee... Starsend42 04-03-08 38

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1. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30) Alexis
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30) Ozzy
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40) Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40) Erik
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50) Ozzy


Poetry Slam!

Violets are blue
Tribe's face looks green
I hope it's not the flu
Because that's not keen!

Hope you feel better Tribe! (I also hope you didn't catch it from me, mine svcked mighty much.......)

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2. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
I thought of pointing the finger at you, then I pondered the real culprit to be the fact that I just commented (less than a week ago) how I've been able to stay sickness-free for such a long period of time.
Come to find out it is neither and was actually given to me by a co-worker. Gah! *cough*

Lvoe the poem, by the way. Thank you!

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3. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
**Hut Cam On**
Wow --- what a week it's been. Took a little nappy and missed some quality Survivor time...completely missed last week's episode. Who won immunity? Who boffed who? Who got dissed? Who quit? Who got voted out??

Oh, wait, you mean that there was no Survivor on last week?


NEVERMIND

But then again -- I did get a nice little <allover> tan.

**Hut Cam Off**

1. Name Dropper: Ami
2. Loser Manna: Ami
3. Grabby Pants: Ami
4. Tattle Tell: Ami
5. Swing Vote: Ami


Snot, Snot, that slimy old stuff,
Out of my nose, just viscous enough.
Milky White or pale green,
A few specks on my monitor screen.


Does NOT play Klingon Boggle®

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5. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Oh my, both Gilda & Henry Gibson

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4. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Hut Cam on:

After a rough week on the many beaches of Loserdom I've decided there's no place like hut.....falls to knees & kisses the sand, spits, sputters & spews this weeks entry to Loser fame & fortune >>quack<< pardon me, I believe I stepped on a duck.....

1. Name Dropper: Cirie
2. Loser Manna: Ami
3. Grabby Pants: Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Alexis
5. Swing Vote: Ozzy

And now for something completely different......

There once was a guy named Tribe
who in too much drink did imbibe
He persisted this folly
and became oh so jolly
Then passed out and ruined his vibe.

For your cold/flu: Get & take Zicam, rest, drink fluids, use Puffs + Lotion and get chicken soup



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6. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 04-02-08 AT 09:02 AM (EST)

Hey Tribe, I hope you start feeling better soon. I find that Theraflu, chicken soup and Lots of water help a lot.
Now that I did my mother hen thing, here are my picks for this week.

1.Name Dropper....Alexis
2.Loser Manna....Parvati
3. Grabby Pants.....Ami
4. tattle tell....Cirie
5. swing vote....Tracy

ETA I will be back very soon with my poem.


thanks Tribe


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7. "I'm back. with my poem..........."
Tribe is a very sick chap,
He needs lay down for a nap,
If he doesn't sleep soon,
He'll be sick until june
and his creative wings will not flap.




thanks Tribe

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32. "RE: I'm back. with my poem..........."
until june

what? til I what? are you blaming me for tribe being sick?


jbug is a pain in the #####

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8. "flu haikus"
Name Dropper: Ami
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Erik
5. Swing Vote: Circe

Sniffle, cough, cough, cough
Get him some Theraflu please
His sickness we hate

Better me than you
Your illness I'd gladly take
Okay, I do lie

Loser Lodge is sad
our muse does not feel so swell
Please get better soon



Sprung by Tribe

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9. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Couple of notes... Those who did not participate in any of the S&G Bonus' (the same ones who haven't been playing in the lodge for a while now

Excuse me, but that remark doesn't resemble me! I just mis-calculated. Just because I get 0 points for these doesn't mean I haven't been playing. It just means I suck. Thank you very much.

1. Name Dropper: Ozzy
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Ozzy
4. Tattle Tell: Cirie
5. Swing Vote: Ozzy


*clears throat

I may not be Spiritually Charged
But my *heart* is very Large
'Twill break into Pieces
if Tribe ever Leaves us
and I swear this poem was Farged


Agman took me to the islands


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10. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
*HutCam on*

1. Name Dropper: Eliza
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Jason
4. Tattle Tell: Ozzy
5. Swing Vote: Ozzy

*HutCam off*


*chugs sake*
Haiku:
Kathy, Chet, and Jon*
The Quit Boat has been busy
All-star they are not

(*indicates JFP, as Jonathon Penner was no quitter)

*chucks Guinness*
Limerick:
Tribe is the man who we must trust,
Though we all know he's nepharious,
With his special guest,
He'll have quite a test,
To judge these poems from all of us.

*tucks sick Tribe into bed*
Children's:
Twinkle twinkle little Tribe,
You got ill on this Lodge ride,
Now you need a shot of rum,
To make you flu go on the run,
Twinkle twinkle little Tribe,
You the best - that's bonafide!

*spectacles, testacles, wallet, watch*
Spiritual:
Swing Low, sweet Tribephyl
Coming for to score all our poems
Swing low, sweet Tribephyl
Master of our Loser Lodge home

I looked over Jbug and what did I see
Suzzee and D'Abby, stealing my throne
A band of losers coming after them
Playing in our Loser Lodge home
(chorus)

Suzzee is up and Sagebrush is down
Playing in our Loser Lodge home
But who is going to wear the crown?
Playing in our Loser Lodge home
(chorus)


*adjusts tights*
Shakespeare:
To lose, or not to lose, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler for the Loser to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of Nepharious Tribe
Or to pain at the toe-tapping of Scarlett,
And while waiting, to spoil them. To post, to play,
To lose; and by losing to have won.


Hope thou doth feel better, Tribe!

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12. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
overachiever
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13. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Gesundheit
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17. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Holy cow. I sprained & strained my brain and you just spew an entire collected works. I bow to your powerful poet prowess I'm going to go get drink.


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18. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
*reads Byoffer's prose*
*looks down at sad few lines scribbled on napkin*
*abandons hope and blows nose in said napkin*
*elects to embrace loser-hood, swears off spiritual enlightenment forever, and opts to endorse the following entry: *

Shakespeare:
To lose, or not to lose, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler for the Loser to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of Nepharious Tribe
Or to pain at the toe-tapping of Scarlett,
And while waiting, to spoil them. To post, to play,
To lose; and by losing to have won.


But in the spirit of participation, here is my free-verse. It's short, straight from the heart, and sums it all up beautifully: *ahem*

Poetry: t'aint my thang.

:: bowing and dashing off stage ::


"Queen" will also suffice

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24. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
What a brown nos'er.



LL.

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39. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Bravo! *claps and jumps up and down repeatedly*



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11. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
**HutCam on**

1. Name Dropper: Eliza
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Cirie
5. Swing Vote: Ozzy

An Ode to Tribe's Flu in Blank Verse

Across a sandy isle did I cross,
Only to hear a hacking sound
By the electric blue lagoon
There, slack and drewpy, did Tribe
lay, lifeless,
surrounded by Puffs.

"Pick yourself up" I told
the loser surpreme, throw
off this sickness and stand
tall. And please stop coughing
on me.

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14. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
EGAWDS --- I hate working under pressure.


There's a really, really, hot (Oh GAWD he's so hot) hunk named Tribe
RealityTVworld's resident survivor games' scribe
Impressing us with his extra large (and extra long) siggies
Because they are all such biggies
Everyone leaves the lodge satisfied


Hutcam
Let's go Ami across the board, BBL to edit if I have time.

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LAST EDITED ON 04-02-08 AT 06:52 PM (EST)

(Hut Cam on, lights adjusted, makeup on, wig centered, prosthesis in place, potato down pants...Oh wait, that should be down the front not the back... that's better...)

OK, I'm ready for my shoot:

My Poem,

"The Loser Island Lie"

Once upon a time we were winners, little could we guess,
That our innocence could be lost, that we’d be such a mess.

(and fall into that deep dark pit, of Loser Island debauchery-ness.)

Because when we first got here, our virtue was still not lost,
Then we began drinking beer, and our morals were quickly tossed.

(and we began to understand, by the Mistress we’d be bossed.)

Margaritas by the pitcher, Rum punch by our KOBrien Fan,
The rules are clothing optional, and keep the brew flowing, man.

(Our daily beach parade of losers, is led by Lieutenant Dan.)

Entertainment by the bushel, the gossip is by the bros Moley,
The language is not censored, and Monks here are not holy,

(the chips here are freshly made, and served with Guacamole.)

The place is run by Captain Tribe, his rules are Byzantine,
But although points are somehow earned, there’s no ump to intervene,

(We just take it on the chin, like a grizzled Steve McQueen.)

The Mystery is of the Jewel, and a girl named Tim is temptress,
And if Babsy is feeling good tonight, she will perform her act for us.

(Then Tummy could show up on the stage, like a smoking hot sultry goddess.)

We wake up in the morning, hosed down by Qwertypie,
And once again we all perform, the Loser Island Cry,

“I will never have another drink, please god, strike me dead if I lie."


1. Name Dropper: Cirie
2. Loser Manna: Amanda lovely Amanda.
3. Grabby Pants: Liza
4. Tattle Tell: erik
5. Swing Vote: Ozzie




by fooner head

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20. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
I have such a mental picture right now. I also shot the strawberry I was eating into my monitor.

Anyway I was further inspired.....

I shot a strawberry into the air
Where it lands I do not care
I promise to be very kind
but Kingfish's tater blew my mind



A Tribal Sig

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23. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Thank you, that was the effect I was going for. The poetic inspiration, that is. Very cute.


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Very nice, Gupmeister!


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HutCam:
1. Name Dropper: Eliza
2. Loser Manna: Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Cirie
5. Swing Vote: Cirie

Now for some enticing dada-ism...

Des goan goan sihv sihv si gon
Lsors av sprit smark solle weih
Sii totote disc scen
Lsor nao in annsd djoie
Ike vygre pore soel
Goan goan sihv sihv bwahe noe

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04-03-08, 01:47 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Is that a JRR Tolkien poem??


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04-02-08, 06:03 PM (EST)
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19. "Vix Pix"
You know? I have to ask you guys. WTF is with all this "spiritual enlightenment" yada yada hooey? This is Loser Lodge, right? ** looks around ** Thought so. You all should be ashamed of yourself. Pft. "Spiritual enlightment." Call it what you want but we're all still a bunch of freaking losers. I, for one, have chosen to call a stink weed a stink weed and forget all this "self-help" garbage.

I'm a loser and dang tootin' proud of it. Now... off to make my hutcam entry before I tear into this box wine. Time to get my Hedonism on.

* kicks derelict out of the way *

(hut cam)

1. Name Dropper: Ami
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Parvati
4. Tattle Tell: Erik
5. Swing Vote: Cirie

(/hut cam)



"Queen" will also suffice

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04-03-08, 07:26 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Vix Pix"
I'm with you Kermit, poetry in Loser Lodge? T'ain't right.

Let's take the box wine to the beach and leave the other so-called losers to their poetry reading. I've got the plastic cups and cheez wiz.

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04-03-08, 01:33 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Vix Pix"
I am more of a screw top gal myself, but what the hey? I could go classy!

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04-02-08, 06:19 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Hut cam on:

Well this wench, all dressed in gold, loved the whole duckie thingie. I wonder if they'll rear their cute little heads again?

Meanwhile, back to the DAWs.

1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30)

Eliza

2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30)

Amanda, of course.

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40)

Parvati

4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40)

Cirie

5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50)

Erik
Hut cam off.

Lightening Quick Poetry Slam:

Amanda Dreams

Twas the night before I-Challenge
and all along the beach
No Survivors were stirring
They needed some sleep
Each tribe member was snuggled
under lean-to and leaves
While visions of Immunity
danced in their heads.
On Erik and Ozzy, On Ami and Cirie
Let's win that idol for once is my plea!



Agman Rocks!


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04-02-08, 06:33 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
HutCam *ON*:

1. Name Dropper: Ami
2. Loser Manna: Natalie
3. Grabby Pants: Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Erik
5. Swing Vote: Cirie

HutCam *OFF*:



Agman’s Artistry

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25. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Hut cam: on

1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30) Ami

2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30)Amanda

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40) Eliza

4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40)Ozzy

5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50) Eric

Sacred Ritual:
Lightning quick Poetry Slam
Tribe is sic?
It must be some trick
He is so spry
It has got to be a lie
Or is it a LL conspiracy?



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04-03-08, 07:36 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
HutCam on*
1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. Ozzy
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. James
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. Ozzy
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. Ozzy


Sacred Ritual: Lightning quick Poetry Slam
This is going to be lightning quick. I'm not a good poetry writer on a good day and today isn't a good day, plus I've got a date with Kermit. We're leaving you overachievers and snooty poetry types behind! Party on the beach! Woo Hoo!
You're a poet
and don't cha know it,
but your feet show it,
because they're Longfellows!


Setup by Tribe

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04-03-08, 09:14 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
HutCam: I was busy torturing...numnuts!!

1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30) Ami
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40) Eliza
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40) Ozzy
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50) Cirie

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04-03-08, 09:27 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
Hope you're feeling better now, tribe.

<HutCam on>

1. Name Dropper ~ Ozzy
2. LoserManna ~ Amanda
3. Grabby Pants ~ Aexis
4. Tattle Tell ~ Ami
5. Swing Vote ~ Erik

<HutCam off>

Sacred Ritual:
Lightning quick Poetry Slam

*reads entries from other losers*
*realizes I'm not worthy*
*posts pathetic attempt at poetry*

Loser Lodge is the place
To combine your skill and luck.
The monks will charge your spirit
If you choose the right duck.

*joins Kermit and CTgirl's beach party*

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04-03-08, 10:01 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
There once was a blonde at the beach
who was not banana, but peach
She went off to play with Matt Mcconaughey
and they had three rum punches each.

One thing led to another
then they were all over each other
Needless to say, she decided to stay
and forgot to record Big Brother.

1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30) Erik
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40) James
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40) Cirie
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50)
Ozzy

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04-03-08, 12:13 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
1. Name Dropper: Name 1 survivor who will say Jeff's name. (Spiritual charge: 30) Ozzy
2. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (Spiritual charge: 30) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP's hands. (Spiritual charge: 40) Jason
4. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40) Erik
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50) Ami

I'm foregoing the poem
cause I just don't know one
I need to get ready for tonight
hoping it'll be one good fight

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04-03-08, 01:23 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
This entry will be due by Wednesday, 7:59pm boardtime, Mar. 26th.
Am I a whole week late or what?

HutCam on:


jbug ~ 670 some party huh?
This has been a wild week - or has it been two weeks? Or did I just get drunk and think I had fun?
Here we go:

Name Dropper: Ciere
Loser Manna: Ozzy
Grabby Pants: Parvarti
Tattle Tell: James
Swing Vote: Ami

Now for my poem
there was an old lady from nantucket
let me start over
Somebody needs to get me a drink
Unless you think I've had enough;
Relying on Tribe to get me to think
Volunteering is not usually my stuff.
Immunity is always up for grabs
Verily doth Jeff always say;
Only now all I have found is crabs;
Remember, I'll do it my way.

Lately I've been a little slack
On gettin the ducks in a row;
Several got lost but found their way back
Even those that are a little slow.
Remember, I'll do it my way.

Losers come and losers go,
Only to get drunk now and then
Don't look back or you'll never know
Great things that are hiding within.
Ever remember, I'll do it my way.

hutcam off


jbug is a pain in the #####

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04-03-08, 04:35 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
HutCam Entry:


1. Name Dropper: Erik
2. Loser Manna: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Jason
4. Tattle Tell: Amanda
5. Swing Vote: Amanda


Sacred Ritual:
Lightning quick Poetry Slam


My attempt at poetry...A Limerick:

Tribe is a host that is so darn fine,
he has the sniffles but he does not whine;
he sneezed loudly achoo,
and said please a tissue.
This host "Tribe" from Loser Lodge so darn fine

Now I am off to check out the beach party...it looks like so much fun!

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04-03-08, 05:06 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
1. Cirie
2. Amanda
3. Eliza
4. Erik
5. Ozzy

To come up with a poem is tough
I'm not good at that kind of stuff
To be creative and witty
It is such a pity
I can't do that right off of the cuff



Hope you're feeling better!

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04-03-08, 05:58 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: LL8: 7.5 weeks to go..."
HutCam On:
1) Ami
2) Amanda
3) Parvati
4) Ami
5) Ami
HutCam Off

Roses are red, Voilets are blue,
I wish I had more time, to make up Poetry for you..

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