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PaperCupPrincess 160 desperate attention whore postings
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06-12-03, 02:02 PM (EST)
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"T-Shirt Slogans?"
What are your favs? What are ones you saw that you want to buy? I personally wanted these:

This is what Italian looks like
Help, I've started talking and I can't shut up

and one that has the following on the front with more reasonable prices, I'm just putting down numbers:

1 slice of pizza-$5.00
The complete 1st season of the Sopranos-$30.00
Trip to Italy-$3,000.00

and on the back it says:

Being Italian-Priceless


-I'm very Italian-can you tell?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? cqvenus 06-12-03 1
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? nailbone 06-12-03 2
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? Brownroach 06-12-03 3
   RE: T-Shirt Slogans? PaperCupPrincess 06-12-03 19
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? mistofleas 06-12-03 4
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? Meemo 06-12-03 5
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? Schnookie Palookie 06-12-03 6
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? sticks 06-12-03 7
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? Schnookie Palookie 06-12-03 8
 An IceCat Original... IceCat 06-12-03 9
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? northernlights 06-12-03 10
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? desert_rhino 06-12-03 11
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? L82LIFE 06-12-03 12
   RE: T-Shirt Slogans? moonbaby 06-12-03 18
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? weltek 06-12-03 13
   RE: T-Shirt Slogans? FesterFan1 06-12-03 14
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? jeremythegreat 06-12-03 15
   RE: T-Shirt Slogans? Brownroach 06-12-03 16
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? pythonfan 06-12-03 17
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? minitroll 06-12-03 20
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? TechNoir 06-12-03 21
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? J Slice 06-12-03 22
 RE: T-Shirt Slogans? SaphireLady 06-13-03 23

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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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06-12-03, 02:08 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
my friend in HS had a black t-shirt with teeeeeeeny tiiiiiny white writing above a front pocket that said "nosy little f****r, aren't you?"

it was really really really funny to watch ppl turn red after they got all close to see what it said...

~ cq


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06-12-03, 02:10 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
On the back of a couple of Harley shirts:

His: If you can read this, the b!tch fell off
Hers: The b!tch



(c) 2003 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved.
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06-12-03, 02:12 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
Q: Did you hear about the Italian who went to the doctor because one arm was shorter than the other?

A: Yes, he was diagnosed with a speech impediment.

Where did you see these? I don't like T-shirts but I wouldn't mind having the last one.


...fellow goombah

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06-12-03, 06:06 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
i was telling a story at dinner one night, and my dad put his arm on one of mine so i couldn't move it, and i honestly couldn't finish-it was hysterical, bacause i was trying so hard to tell the story with one hand and i couldn't



-insert witty remark here

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06-12-03, 02:13 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I wouldn't buy it for myself but the one that I've seen that makes me laugh is:

"It's a Texas thing, ya'll wouldn't understand"

The one I have in my possession and is my absolute favorite is:

"Don't make me get my flying monkey's"

(the woman who is my mentor and initiated me into my coven gave it to me as a witchday present about 8 years ago)

It's not a T-shirt but, I also have a sign in my office parking space that says "Witch Parking, All Others Will Be Toad"


--doesn't really wear a lot of t-shirts

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06-12-03, 02:32 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
My favourites:

"My Guidance Counselor Screwed Up My Life"

"Allow me to introduce myselves"

"What if "The Hokey Pokey" really IS what it's all about?"

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke"

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand"

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest"


Half man, half amazing, all DAW

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06-12-03, 02:32 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
Here are some computer nerd slogans:

The name is Baud......, James Baud.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!


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06-12-03, 02:34 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
My favorite (I don't own it)-

BEER - it's not just for breakfast anymore

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06-12-03, 02:38 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful~Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so"

"I'm not a bi*ch, I'm THE bi*ch"

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06-12-03, 02:45 PM (EST)
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9. "An IceCat Original..."




I came up with that a few years back...

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06-12-03, 02:46 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
Bought my BIL this one for his 30th birthday.

Why am I so thirsty today when I drank so much last night?


My parents stayed at Falcon Lake Provincial Park one summer when I was 16. They brought me back a t-shirt that had the park emblem on it and on the back it said *Mind your own Falcon Business*. I loved it!


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06-12-03, 02:49 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
"Oh crap. You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?"

-- JV


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06-12-03, 02:52 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I bought my oldest brother a t-shirt once that said:

Instant asshole; just add alcohol.

He didn't appreciate it so much.


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06-12-03, 04:15 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
That one reminded me of Instant Human-Just add coffee


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06-12-03, 03:08 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
Any Onion T-shirt is my fave. Go here, look now:
http://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store/EDCstore.pl?user_action=category&category=Apparel

"It's not a crack house, it's a crack home."

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14. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
The Onion is the absolute bomb. Just sayin'.

Fester <-- Area man.

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06-12-03, 03:44 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I have a few favorites...
one is "I'm just one big f*****g ray of sunshine, aren't I?"

and.. "Mean people suck, nice people...."

and... "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me". (Not talking about Shakes. I don't think he eats human does he?)

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06-12-03, 03:46 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I don't think he eats human does he?

Only newbies, cooked well-done.


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06-12-03, 03:58 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
Not really a fan of t-shirts that say things, but I used to have one that said "BITE ME" and I loved it - of course, I say that a lot *grin*

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06-12-03, 06:11 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
One year for Mother's day my kids bought me one that said "I have one nerve left, and you're getting on it."

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06-12-03, 09:01 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
This years favorite says:

Smoke Crack
and Worship Satan
(And please remember to vote Republican)


http://www.gwbush04.com/

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06-12-03, 09:19 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I draw a comic, and one character always gets to wear tees with amusing slogans... my personal favorite (I invented it )

"My other shirt is sexy"

Of course, I have a few others...

I'm a huge fan of Paul Frank, a designer that appeals to nerdy girls and NY Bohemians n' such... I bought this great shirt that said:
"Paul Frank Read-A-Thon: If you're illiterate, you can't read this."

My DB (and apparently Josh mmmmm... from TAR4) has a great shirt that says:

"Talk Nerdy to Me"


JV's favorite and Coconut's clone

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06-13-03, 00:31 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: T-Shirt Slogans?"
I am an angle oops angel

Boyfriends are great, every girl should own one.

I am a Princess (and on the back) getting ready to dethrone the Queen. (My mother bought both my girls this one she said it was funny, I told her that if I get dethroned then I was moving back in with her)

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass

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