let me introduce you to the new cast....there's a crapload of characters so lets stay general:
brandon - young guy, college dropout bartender...managed to get married,
then divoriced when he discovered he was gay...real smooth einstien. no self
esteem - latches on to silas to be his puppet b;tch. has posters of amber in
is apartment.
carl - this guy's a hardcore wap - straight out of the soprano's ; owns his
own dental practice, married w/kids. he's basically bored with his white
picket life & wishes he was single. just like all dentists, he's a sadist
who will relish the pain of others in solo-camera shots.
clarence - token black dude, but he's not ni...what's his name?. this guy's
all about dominating immunity challenges - may even be the most likeable
since he won't agitate the pot early on
diane - 42 yrs old, divoriced twice, postal worker...clearly a time bomb,
can't wait to see what sets her off...she's the front runner for loser
island; the tribe has spoken
ethan - this guy went to vassar & he's the lazy mf'er of the group...s3's
nick, except he tries to be an attention whore -- hey everybody! look at
me!!! i'm a jackass
frank - outdoorsy redneck who brings a few survival skills with him, card
carrying NRA member - most likely sexist & won't take sh;t (all the females
will be in a silent secret alliance to boot him)
jesse - yeeoowch....she's smokin, little hispanic hottie who will parade
around in her next to nothings day & night just to entertain america.
leprechaun probst needs something to distract me - scary jeri's replacement
kelly - way too smart for her own good - behavior therapist & resident
psycho-anal-list, f'n prom queen to boot. she's coming with a plan to get
inside everyone's head. the bad news for her is that the group will resent
being played & she'll be an early victim. the group usually turns on the
self-proclaimed expert on group dynamics when they feel threatened.
kim j - just may be the most patient and tolerant of the group, probably
make the final four - team player
kim p - this one's a little kooky - not bad looking, but no luck with guys,
so she's a switch hitter for convenience. doesn't want to be a lesbian, but
they talked her into it...so it's cool.
lex - not too sure about this guy...married w/kids, but also a bit of body
art/mutilation, biker anxiety built up inside. issues with his childhood
still haunt him. most likely to cry on s3.
linda - "i am a strong black woman..." and i gotta chip on my shoulder
lindsey - cute little sexpot wildcat. letsee...my dream of amber & lizliz
just got two new visitors who's car broke down in the rain... lindsey &
jesse..."girls...let me get you out of those wet clothes...."
silas - all american boy...the crowd favorite & surprise!! a bartender wanna
be actor. thanking his agent for this gig.
theresa - boring, been married too long - will find it difficult to fit in
with younger group, i miss my kids, my husband,...blah blah blah...we've
heard it all before...things more important in life ...blah blah blha
tom - bible belt goat farmer....will try to tend to his flock as the
fatherly figure for this disfunctional group
ok...here's the final 4:
clarence
kim j
silas
lindsey
stay tuned for episode 1 summary
BJH
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