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""Outback Business""
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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-01, 10:05 AM (EST)
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""Outback Business""
Okay, boys and girls. Pull up a log, and losen up your vocal chords. It's time for an Outback zingalong.

"Outback Business"

They get up every morning when the sun starts warmin'
When it's eight-fifteen they're all still dreamin'.
There's just not much to say, it's another outback day,
Do you think they're gettin' tired of that schemin'?

Chorus:
They be taken care of business, every day,
Taken care of business, just so they can stay.
They be taken care of business, it's all right,
Taken care of business, who can last another night?

And if the chef's on time, they can have their rice by nine,
He's gettin' rather clever with that flame,
He'll traipse threw bush or bog, just to bring another log,
He really wants to stay in this ol' game.

Chorus:

Thin Lizzy's way too cute, so they all gave her the boot,
She's headed for a shower and a meal,
Now she'll hang with "Outback Daddy," do you think he drives a Caddie?
He really scored when he got out his reel.

Chorus:

Now, Tina's having fun, but she's gettin' too much sun,
Her waist is really fadin' day by day.
She'll write a book on diets, then Tenessee will riot,
To hear this Volunteer just have her say.

Chorus:

There's a Texan left that's fine, his choppers really shine,
He's got a certain sparkle in his eyes.
He's got a sexy grin, do you really think he'll win?
He's been workin' really steady for the prize.

Chorus:

Now, we only have to wait, to see our favorite's fate,
To see who wins that Outback Holy Grail.
It's less than one short week, for Tina, Colby, Keith,
To see who triumphs and prevails.

They be taken care of business, every day,
Taken care of business, just so they can stay.
They be taken care of business, it's all right,
Taken care of business, who can last another night?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Randy... Is that You? IceCat 04-30-01 1
   RE: Randy... Is that You? boomerang 04-30-01 2
 RE: "Outback Business" Drive My Car 05-01-01 3

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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-01, 06:45 PM (EST)
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1. "Randy... Is that You?"
It's gotta be Randy Bachman...

That was completely absolutely awesome... I was singin' out loud!

Well done!


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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-01, 07:45 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Randy... Is that You?"
No, I'm not Randy. But I do appreciate the kind words.

boomerang- aspiring Beef Jerky Spokesperson

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05-01-01, 11:04 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Outback Business""
boomerang, this is great, I was singing out loud also.

"now she'll hang with "Outback Daddy" do you think he drives a Caddie?"

Excellant line.
Oh and just to boost your ego a bit more, head over to the Off-Topic, and see Kismet's News update for today. Your song is a featured thread, you is famous today honey.

EBug

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