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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Oh My Gawd Animal Facts"
Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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10-04-01, 00:50 AM (EST)
 
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"Oh My Gawd Animal Facts" |
1. Tom Buchanan, the goat rancher, brought a racoon penis as his luxury item. (Thanx, Bucho, the rabbits' feet are safe once again.)
2. Frank Garrison brought deer antlers as his luxury item. (Eat your OWN heart out Skupin!)
3. Like the natives, cow dung will be used to build shelters. It helps keep the mosquitoes out.
4. Wildlife is protected, but most likely goats will be slaughtered for the sake of good television. This is ok because it's what the natives eat. (Dakota, Kimmi and PETA are not happy about this, but it explains how Bucho got the invite.)
5. Cornmeal will replace rice. Enclosed with cornmeal is Jerri's recipe for corn tortillas with goat meat.
6. Tribes are to build fences to keep from being eaten by animals higher on the food (and IQ) chain.
7. No fishing cause the river is full of crocs that can eat ya and worms that will do double back flips to get in your shorts and wiggle up your butt, causing serious illness.
8. Finally, an excerpt from TV Guide, a close contender to National Geographic when it comes to info on Africa: "It is only after the race is finished, the losing team exhausted, collapsed in the sand, that word comes over the radio that a leopard, stretched out on a rock, had been watching the whole thing from less than 200 yards away. It seemed only half-interested, never threatening the scurrying humans below and eventually wandering away. It must have occurreed to the leopard that those creatures by the riverbank didn't seem particularly fast or smart. They'd probably be easy to catch. But maybe he'd wait for another time. He already knew where they lived."
It's about survival of the pack.
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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10-04-01, 09:39 PM (EST)
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5. "Save yourself, dabo!" |
>remember the Alamo??
I already made that mistake with Leif. . . That was Davy Crockett--Dan'l was off in Kentucky, becoming a politician. . . (I know--a rustic guy in smelly fringe. . . they all look alike!) That's how we got stuck with the whole "coonhead" thing to start with!Too bad I can't think of anything particularly funny about Fess Parker. . . and unfortunately, I copped to the Boone thing before someone said "David Bowie"--now I can't even put "dabo" and "Ziggy" together and make sense in my head. . . And NOW (thank you, Ice!) I'm starting to picture really, REALLY gross coon jerky whenever I see dabo's posted. . . *shiver* Quick, man--you've got to do something really outrageous to create a new image for yourself! GT
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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10-04-01, 10:06 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Sounds Like..." |
LMAO Ice...And the racoon penis thing.. well.. I don't know what to say about that. It's just ACK... Hmmmm... I think it would be a better choice for Mr. Garrison.... Mmmmmmm'kay?   
"The trick is to keep breathing." - Garbage
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