Jesus Proofs-----------------------------------------------------------------
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
He called everyone "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
He went into His Fathers business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot all the time
He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures
But the the most compelling of all were the 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do
No offense meant - this came from a comedy site.
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