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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Inspire me"
Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 10:10 AM (EST)
 
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It's Wednessay May 7 and smack in the middle of finals. I finished a take-home essay (11 pgs. at one 1/2 spacing because 2 made it too damn big). Two Supreme Court Briefs, one ruling each way in the Michigan Law School affirmative action case. Sapped my brain trying to write a Scalia opinion. Then I have an exam in Criminal Procedure on Monday the 12th and I have to work in a "free-slot" exam (take it when you want) on International Human Rights Law before next Wed.I am currently attempting to teach myself human rights law, as my professor was useless and I never understood a word the man said all semester. And the text book was written by him too. Always a bad sign. I really need some inspiriation to buckle down and do this. I would take out my wireless card (what can I say, Mr. Spidey is a computer geek and we have a wireless LAN in our home), but I can't teach myself human rights law without aid of the internet. I promise to buckle down and work really hard if you all promise to make me laugh and smile in this thread when I return. (I'll pop in this evening to reward myself for a job well done.) Go to work! 
Don't you think we could all use some good laughs right about now?
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 10:14 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Inspire me" |
Here’s my favorite lawyer joke, and as a former lawyer, I feel I can tell it. Lawyer dies, and goes to hell. (Where else?) Satan comes up and says, “Well, you’re dead, but you lived to ripe old age of 95.” Lawyer replies “Ninety-five? I was only 60.” To which Satan says “Not according to your billable hours…” 
Remember: There are no funny lawyers, just funny people who make horrible career decisions.
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snoocharoo 1 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 10:42 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: snooch" |
OMH...are you serious???? Do you have anymore info?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 10:17 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Inspire me" |
Hey Spidey Hey Spidey Hey Spidey!!!!Look Look Look!!!
I can do a cartwheel
Help me make a Pie Spidey
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 04:42 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Inspire me" |
Give it up, Spidey. You are a liberal and therefore not Really Smart. It's no use pretending anymore. Just accept your not Really Smart - ness and drop out of school. Then you won't have to worry about all these papers and exams and stuff. It's hopeless anyway as you are not Really Smart. You heard about this not Really Smart thing, didn't you? I'm afraid it's true. So you'd better not sound Really Smart in any of your posts anymore, you are so busted now.I have to go now and make sure that samiam and Tech Noir and Fester know about this. They often sound Really Smart in their posts, too, and that just has to stop!
as some NRS person once said: "It's funny. Laugh." 
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 05:33 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Inspire me" |
Human rights, one of the most convoluted subjects in the entire world, and getting everyone to agree on it seems virtually impossible. Anyway, as a philosophical matter, I suggest you start with The Golden Rule as the fundamental precept in human rights, take it from there.Anyway, if you need a break from all that heavy stuff, which maybe you do, then contemplate an entirely unrelated (and perfectly just for fun) question. Therefore, since they are unlikely to ever answer the question in the cartoon, or even on ADULT SWIM, this is your thing to wonder about: What would they make into a vibrator on The Flintstones?  (Let's not get too wild and let this get out of hand, peeps; stick to construction and leave application to the imagination.)  SMILES ARE FREE
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kiki_k 1444 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-03, 05:45 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 05-07-03 AT 05:48 PM (EST)Two lawyer jokes to inspire you: (and I'm a lawyer):
A first year law student is trying to write his Moot Court brief and he is really worrried about it and struggling with it. The devil appears at his shoulder and says: "Look, I'll get you an A on this brief, I'll get you on the Moot Court team and on the Law Review. You'll graduate with an Order of the Coif. Then, I'll get you a job at the best law firm on Wall Street, where you will make partner in less than 5 years. You will never lose a case. In exchange, you will give me your soul and the souls of all your unborn children."
The first year law student looks at the devil and says "Ok, but what's the catch?" Second joke:
A lawyer dies and goes up to the pearly gates. St. Peter looks and him and says "This is kind of embarrassing, but you came to the wrong place. You were suppossed to go to hell. But, I'll tell you what, to apologize for the mix up, I'll let you spend 24 hours in hell and 24 hours in heaven, and you can choose where you want to spend eternity." The lawyer agrees and elects to try hell out first, to get it over with. In hell, he sees everybody he knows, they are all dressed up in tuxs and cocktails dresses, drinking, laughing, dancing and having a good time. After 24 hours there, he goes to heaven, which is very nice and peaceful, but no where near as fun as hell. At the end of the second 24 hours, St. Peter asks him were he wants to spend eternity and the lawyer says "Believe it or not, I'm going to choose hell, because I know everyone there, and it was such a good time. Besides, I stick out here in heaven, being the only lawyer and all." So, he goes to hell. When he gets there, the same people he saw before are now all dressed in rags and pulling huge boulders behind them uphill. The lawyer exclaims: "What is going on here, I was just here 24 hours ago and everyone was partying and having fun! What happened?" And the devil tells him, "That's true, but yesterday you were a recruit. Today you are an associate." (and not to discourage you, spidey, but wait till you graduate and you will find out how true this second joke is!) Good Luck on your exams!
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