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"Eulogy for Amber Brkich"

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Chillicrab 50 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"	04-14-01, 09:54 AM (EST)
"Eulogy for Amber Brkich"
LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 11:17 AM (EST) (Posted in condolence for Survivorerist. For all the work you’ve done, I think we owe you this. Flame this if it’s already done, but be kind to my first attempt at poetry. If you can put up with the tree mail, you can surely put up with this.) To AMBER BRKICH, Casualty of episode 11: A poem entitled, “Oh My Gawd!” An idyllic face among the survivor crowd, You chose bad company with one who was “way too loud”. “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!” Other than the many “Oh My Gawd!”, Don’t remember you saying a lot. We saw a helpless lamb at first, Not knowing what to say or do without THAT "actress". Thankfully, out of the witch’s shadow you emerge, A resilient princess named Amber Brkich. “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!” A force to be reckoned with at challenges, it’s sad so soon you had to go, ‘cause backstabbing Tina just said so. “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!”, “Oh My Gawd!” Edited to change God to Gawd.
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LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 10:41 AM (EST)
LAST EDITED ON 04-14-01 AT 10:40 AM (EST)
<sniff> That was <blows nose> so nice! She will surely be missed. <sniffle>...
Edited to add some words of my own:
Why, oh why, did it have to be this way?
"Oh my gawd!" is all I have to say.
Why couldn't it be Keith or maybe even Tina?
Heaven knows you were nice, while they were only meaner.
From now on seeing the jury, like the sun out from the rain.
My only saving grace, where I will see you again.
Finally, a Haiku:
Barramundi why?
Voted off my sweet Amber
Colby thanks, you tried.
<cries on Chilli's shoulder>
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"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

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