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"LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..."
tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-05-07, 06:43 AM (EST)
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"LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-07 AT 03:48 AM (EST)Losers In Space
WooHoo guys! Guess who's joined the losers? It's Jaime! Now no one should try to pull a fast one on her because she's a pretty bright crayola. Or at least she claims to be. ComCam Results: 1. Alien Rhapsodist: **MB ATTACK** (0 chits) 2. Blur-o-vision!: **MB ATTACK** (0 chits) 3. WWJD?: JR (+7 chits / -1 chits) 4. Grabby-Pants: Frosti (+7 chits / -1 chits) 5. Swing Vote: Courtney (+7 chits / -1 chits)
Not to mention the Big Bash! That Mistress Emydom sure does know how to show a loser a good time. If the LSC ever takes another wrong turn, I'll be sure to head us in her direction. Emydi, ever busy, did forward some results... qpie 50 chits!! catty 38 chits vince 25 chits 5 cats 20 chits dear abby 19 chits vix 19 chits Maybei'mbetterthanIthoughtJewel 19 chits tenorsaxy 19 chits agman 15 chits stars end 13 chits moley 8 chits otra 8 chits byo 5 chits bys 5 chits babs 5 chits alaholly 2 chits Dakota 2 chits fp 2 chits jazzy 2 chits gup 2 chits smidge 2 chits s Maniac 2 chits whoami 2 chits ct girl all 3x 0 chits Here's the full chit count...With her enormous haul of chits from the mistress' party, qwerty claims the top weekly spot for chits gained. DearAbby got all three of the allowable comcams correct. Oh and speaking of those comcams. I'm doing some research into preventing further MB attacks.
In an alternate universe...Lookeeloo and sagey, both on lifesupport, have decided to end their tenure in the lodge. I expect to have sagey flash some nip from time to time but in a non-competitive fashion. Seems he's going with survivor abstinance. Overall...The great bydude continues to stand above all other losers, with the biggest pile of chits. A mere 22 chit count below that is DearAbby, in 2nd place overall. Sharing 3rd place overall we have Starsend, up 2 spots, and qwerty, up an astounding 10 spots. And in 5th...The kingfish! |
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byoffer (#42) | 204 | 10 | 214 |
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DearAbby (#8) | 152 | 40 | 192 |
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Starsend (#13) | 154 | 26 | 180 |
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qwerty (#17) | 117 | 63 | 180 |
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kingfish (#20) | 171 | 7 | 178 |
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Flowerpower (#33) | 160 | 15 | 175 |
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Snidget (#18) | 158 | 7 | 165 |
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Wallflower (#41) | 139 | 18 | 157 |
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OTRA (#8) | 135 | 21 | 156 |
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vince (#35) | 118 | 38 | 156 |
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MJewel (#8) | 115 | 32 | 147 |
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alaholly (#5) | 129 | 15 | 144 |
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5cats (#1) | 105 | 33 | 138 |
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CattyChat (#8) | 87 | 51 | 138 |
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CTgirl (#24) | 124 | 13 | 137 |
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abs (#8) | 121 | 12 | 133 |
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Dakota (#4) | 117 | 15 | 132 |
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whoami (#39) | 111 | 15 | 126 |
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vixen (#8) | 89 | 32 | 121 |
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Molaholic (#50) | 107 | 13 | 120 |
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SurvivorManiac (#8) | 100 | 15 | 115 |
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Tenorsaxy (#49) | 76 | 32 | 108 |
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bystander (#37) | 86 | 10 | 96 |
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JazzyJax (#8) | 82 | 7 | 89 |
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Week 8 ComCam entry:Above your heart, pinned upon the left lapel of your regulation spacesuit, is ComCam. Take a moment to click on it and recount your experience on the Loser Star Crusier along with your answers for the 5 questions below.
1. No Soup For You!: Name 1 loser who will lose the reward challenge. (+28 chits / -3 chits) 2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+14 chits / -1 chits) 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will JeanRobert vote for? (+7 chits / -1 chits) 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Bonus: Hmmm...how do I break this to you gently? The Blue&Black Hole sucked some of our power and has temporarily left a few of the support systems on the fritz. I'm doing my best to figure them out but in the meantime, I have nothing to offer you as a bonus.
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-05-07, 10:29 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
Colour me stunned.
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CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-05-07, 12:39 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
I think I should have gotten a special prize for hitting all 3 x's!
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 01:20 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
Geez, and I thought Emy would be good to me for all of my grovelling.ComCam on... 1. No Soup For You!: Denise 2. Blur-o-vision!: Amanda 3. WWJD?: PG 4. Grabby-Pants: Frosti 5. Swing Vote: James ComCam out.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-07-07, 09:48 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: First flash: Loser Lodge: the movie" |
There is no Abandoning on Loser Ship!!.Dan and Lookee have achieved Loserdom's pinnacle of achievements, getting kicked off of Loser Island's looser and looser Loser ship. That is something that us lesser losers cannot allow to occur uncontested. So with the help of Mistress's leg irons and hand manacles, and the hardened steel bracing below decks in the sewage hold, we will try and prevent this from happening. It felt that regular lashings will also be required. They may not be allowed to score loser points, as that is the domain of our captain and his obedient computer (who, BTW, mixes a mean Mango-Margarita), but we can prevent them from leaving the ship and being allowed to brag to the Universe about their achievement. We are losers with loser egos, and the pettiness to carry out nefarious plans of lousy loserness. Crabman
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 02:52 PM (EST)
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7. "I have to admit, I had a little help from a stowaway" |
As I was wandering the hallways, contemplating how best to use my S&M chances (I really, really needed that new pair of boots), a silhouette in the shadows caught my eye. I set my phaser to stun and bravely crept up on the unknown creature. Imagine my suprise, when the stowaway turned out to be Yauman Chan from last season's Survivor. He wasn't quite sure what he was doing on board, he wanted someplace quiet to contemplate why John Nash's game theory did not work on Dreamz (my guess is that Dreamz probably did not read the treatise). Anyhow, we're having a grand old time, doing shots and swapping stories. He did help me with Mistress Emydi's bondage game (which since John Nash's game theory worked, I think it is safe to say she is much more intelligent than Dreamz) Anyway, since he's been a little out of the loop with the season (and he has integrity and won't help me get some insider information-- Damn it!), he won't be helping me with the weekly questions. (and his tie? the periodic table of the elements. I'm in love. *SWOON* 1. No Soup For You!: Name 1 loser who will lose the reward challenge. JR 2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. JR 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will JeanRobert vote for? (+7 chits / -1 chits) James 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP JR 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. Courtney
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 03:46 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: I have to admit, I had a little help from a stowaway" |
One of his childhood friend lives here in Edmonton, so he convinced Yauman to do a fundraiser for the youth emergency shelter. One of the very few Survivor DAWs that I would enjoy listening to.
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 03:28 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
I'm going to miss Dan and Loo Comcam on: 1. No soup for you: Denise 2. Blur-O-Vision: James 3. WWJD? Courtney 4. Grabby Pants: PG 5. Swing Vote: FrostiComcam off
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MJewel 1951 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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11-06-07, 10:31 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-07 AT 07:32 PM (EST)Time for my ComCam Entry:1. No Soup For You!: Courtney 2. Blur-o-vision!: JR 3. WWJD?: PG 4. Grabby-Pants: Frosti 5. Swing Vote: Courtney ComCam Out and I am off to have a drink...anyone interested in having a drink or two or three and maybe watching Spaceballs? .
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 11:04 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
OH GOD YES! Something in the tequila family please.
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-07-07, 10:23 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-07-07 AT 10:28 AM (EST)>OH GOD YES! Something in >the tequila family please And what a fine family that happens to...hic...be!!!! (just watch out because some of them can really be worms ) BTW What are we going to do with those fine androids I made just for Dan? Do I need to retro fit them for someone else now?
ETA the androids in question
crabbing with Fooner
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-07, 02:55 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
*sputter* Uhhh..... ub dub dub dub dub *thud*
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-07, 11:57 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-07-07 AT 00:05 AM (EST)I realize that the Talent Night has passed, but in light of my current points plunge, I thought I'd conger up a little something: I’m a Major Loser, and have been since before I was born; And the one thing they say about Losers is, they’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.You don’t have to be a six-footer, you don’t have to have a great brain; You don’t have to have any clothes on, you’re a Loser the moment there’s game. Because -- Every chit is sacred, every chit is great -- if a chit is wasted, Emmy gets quite irate. Every chit is sacred, every chit is great -- if a chit is wasted, Emmy gets quite irate. Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground; Emmy shall make them pay for each chit that can’t be found. Every chit is wanted, every sperm is good; Every chit is needed, in your neighborhood. 5cats, Snidget, by-dudes, spill theirs just anywhere, But Emmy loves those who treat their earnings with more care. Every chit is sacred, every chit is great -- if a chit is wasted, Emmy gets quite irate. Every chit is sacred, every chit is good; Every chit is needed, in your neighborhood. Every chit is useful, every chit is fine; Emmy loves everybody’s -- mine, and mine, and mine. Let the pagans spill theirs, on mountains, mills and plains Emmy shall strike them down for, each chit that’s spilt in vain. Every chit is sacred, every chit is good; Every chit is needed, in your neighborhood. Every chit is sacred, every chit is great; When a chit is wasted, Emmy gets quite irate!1. No Soup For You!: Courtney 2. Blur-o-vision!: Jean-Robert 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will Jean-Robert vote for? James 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP Jean-Robert 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. Frosti Great Pumpkin hell, it was the Great agman!
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whoami 2936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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11-07-07, 06:16 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
1. No Soup For You!: Name 1 loser who will lose the reward challenge. (+28 chits / -3 chits) Courtney2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+14 chits / -1 chits)JR 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will JeanRobert vote for? (+7 chits / -1 chits) Todd 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)Frosti 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Erik Bonus:Repairs will take one and a half weeks in spact time; unless you are traveling at the speed of light then it will take forever.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-07-07, 08:57 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-07-07 AT 09:00 PM (EST)1. No Soup For You!: Name 1 loser who will lose the reward challenge. (+28 chits / -3 chits) JR 2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+14 chits / -1 chits) JR 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will JeanRobert vote for? (+7 chits / -1 chits) Courtney 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity necklace from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) Frosti 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) James
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 01:54 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
Thanks Mole Man for the entertainment! Slow week in the stratosphere. 1. No Soup For You!: (+28 chits / -3 chits) Denise 2. Blur-o-vision!: (+14 chits / -1 chits) Amanda 3. WWJD?: (+7 chits / -1 chits) Courtney 4. Grabby-Pants: (+7 chits / -1 chits) Frosti 5. Swing Vote: (+7 chits / -1 chits) James Agman's Artistry
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 05:03 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
Slow week in the stratosphere. Yea, sorry about that. These systems failures I've been having to deal with are consuming a lot of my time, I apologize for that. CAL has been no help at all either. I swear, these sidekicks are nothing but a pain in my bunsplit. Perhaps as a temporary bribe apology, I can offer you a... Or three or four or five?
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 04:47 AM (EST)
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30. "Incoming message from CAL9000..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-09-07 AT 05:33 PM (EST)Hello Losers. CAL here.
Ummm...it seems the LSC's recent problems are still boggling tribe's poor little brain. And I know he'd never be the type to ask, so I'll just try to recruit some help for him. I of course will be taking all the acclaim for a job well done, but I will be paying you for your expertise with a few of the systems on the fritz by awarding bonus chits. I will also be giving away 3 extra chits to anyone who posts a reference to Spaceballs.If you can agree to the arrangement, then here is the challenge... Support System: Navigation Error Type: Star Alignment Objective: Align the starry constellations with their Greek given names. 3 chits each correct alignment.NAVIGATION:
Support System: Immigration Error Type: Spacial Profiling Objective: Correctly profile each alien with their "star" of origin. StarWars, StarGate or StarTrek. 2 chits each correct profile.
IMMIGRATION: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Support System: Voice Recognition Error Type: Mixed Messaging Objective: Match the actual Star(r) to the their quote. Darren Star, Star Jones-Reynolds, Ringo Starr or Starman. 1 chit each correct match. VOICE RECOGNITION: 1. "When the women start to push 40, they're not single, fun girls around town any more." 2. "I gave you baby tonight." 3. "My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship." 4. "This is a show that examines women in business and the particular challenges they face as career women," 5. "Emmanuel is good boy!" 6. "Of course I'm ambitious. What's wrong with that?" 7. "I love Beethoven, especially the poems." 8. "Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst." 9. "I guess the President says the majority of the people didn't elect him, he doesn't have to listen to them anyway." 10. "Atouk alunda Lana." 11. "Sometimes when, you know, God tries to correct you in private and if you don't catch it he'll correct you in public." Remember, ComCams are still due by the start of the show but I'll be accepting answers for these Systems failures questions up to Tonight at 11:59 pm boardtime. I hear tribe has something big planned for next week and I don't want to get in the way of that.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 08:29 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Incoming message from CAL9000..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-07 AT 10:43 AM (EST)It's a sad, sad day, and I am so alone. I don't see the Crab Nebula, or the Aquarium constellation. I am so far from home, and the Nav. system is indeed way off. KOB
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 06:44 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Incoming message from CAL9000..." |
That's Cal's way of saying;BAR IS OPEN, and FREE DRINKS ON THE HOUSE. Also, the ships Model X 'Promiscuous Androids' have been activated and are available to all who crave... whatever... this model is programmed to please. Come by Pod #20 for the android pleasure password. (Oh heck, it's "Tickle_Me_Elmo")
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 08:17 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Incoming message from CAL9000..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-07 AT 11:30 PM (EST)Navigation: 1. Pieces 2. Scorpus 3. Hercules 4. Leo 5. Orion 6. Taurus Immigration:
Star Wars: I think only #5 is from Star Wars *shrug*, unless some of these are from Episode 3, which I still haven' watched completely yet...... Stargate: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, and 8 (are we sure #1 isn't President Skroob incognito?) Star Trek: 6 and 9 Voice Recognition:
Darren Star: 1, 3, 8, and 11 Star Jones: 4, 6, and 9 Ringo Starr: 7 Starman: 2, 5, and 10
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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11-08-07, 09:51 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Incoming message from CAL9000..." |
Hi, Cal! Good to see you again. I don't know if I can be of much help in solving the LSC's problems, so I'll just say May the farce be with you!Navigation I learned the constellations in the fifth grade, but that was a year or two (or three) ago. The only ones I remember now are the Big Dipper and Little Dipper, but they aren't among the choices, so here are my guesses. 1. Gemini 2. Scorpius 3. Taurus 4. Cygnus 5. Orion 6. Pisces Immigration Gee, not a single character I recognize from Star Wars or Star Trek; and I've never seen Stargate. Hmm, maybe that means they're all from Stargate! 1. Stargate 2. Stargate 3. Stargate 4. Stargate 5. Stargate 6. Stargate 7. Stargate 8. Stargate 9. Stargate Voice Recognition Thanks for bringing back memories of Starman—one of my favorite movies! Here are my guesses. I hope spelling doesn't count, in case some of them have two Rs. 1. Star, Darren 2. Starman 3. Star Jones-Reynolds 4. Star, Darren 5. Starr Ringo 6. Starr Ringo 7. Starr Ringo 8. Starman 9. Star Jones-Reynolds 10. Starr Ringo 11. Star Jones-Reynolds Fallin' for agman 2007
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Flowerpower 7262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-07, 03:24 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-07 AT 06:39 PM (EST)1. No Soup For You!: Name 1 loser who will lose the reward challenge. (+28 chits / -3 chits)Courtney 2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+14 chits / -1 chits)Jean Robert 3. WWJD?: Which survivor will JeanRobert vote for? (+7 chits / -1 chits) Amanda 4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) Frosti 5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Frosti
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Ontheroadagain 936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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11-08-07, 07:46 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: LoserLodge7: 7 weeks to go..." |
**Wakes from a sound sleep. ** **ComCam on** OK, I know's almost deadline, but I was having a wonderful dream about my podmates, that I just didn't want to wake up or answer any silly questions. But since I'm up ....1. No Soup For You!: Amanda 2. Blur-o-vision!: JR 3. WWJD?: James 4. Grabby-Pants: Frosti 5. Swing Vote: Frosti **ComCam off **
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