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"Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings
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05-05-01, 09:24 AM (EST)
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"Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
Jerri, whose profession is supposed to be "actress," pales next to Colby when it comes to acting and Colby is "just an auto detailer!" Looking back over the S2 series, Colby spent most of his time pretending to like Jerri and it worked as she believed him! The way I see it is if anyone can successfully pretend to like Jerri, then that person is a superb actor because they can easily play any role after that!!!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... VampKira 05-05-01 1
   RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... Art Vandelay 05-08-01 2
       RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... VampKira 05-08-01 3
           RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... SurvivinDawg 05-08-01 5
               Hello ... and a little disagreement AyatollahKhomeini 05-08-01 7
       RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... mustangsally 05-09-01 12
 RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... desert_rhino 05-08-01 4
   This HAS to be asked! IceCat 05-08-01 6
       RE: This HAS to be asked! desert_rhino 05-09-01 13
   RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... Cherberrie 05-08-01 8
       RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... desert_rhino 05-08-01 9
           RE: Why Colby is a better actor tha... Dakota 05-08-01 10
               Another Dear Jerri letter AyatollahKhomeini 05-08-01 11

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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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05-05-01, 09:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
Too true Cher.. LOL..
***Wonders if Reality Show contestants can be nominated for an Emmy***

w.l.s.f.c.
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


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05-08-01, 12:15 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
How true!
Not only did he fool Jerri, but he somehow kept everybody liking
him even as he was winning all the challenges. He also made
everybody think he was their friend and then vote them off
when they least expected it.
Jerri couldn't even fake being nice without being catty.
Colby is definitely the better actor.
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05-08-01, 12:28 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
You got that right, Art!! And by the way.. I think I missed you the first time around.. but WELCOME to SurvivorBlows! You may have missed this season as a poster.. But S3 isn't far away! Hang in there..

w.l.s.f.c.

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05-08-01, 12:58 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
Read your email, VampKira.

*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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05-08-01, 06:21 PM (EST)
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7. "Hello ... and a little disagreement"
Art, I'd also like to welcome you to SB. That said, I disagree about Colby being a better actor than Jerri. Jerri must have been able to fool the producers into believing that she was normal (or nearly-normal) long enough to get picked for S2, which would require a fair amount of acting skills.

Of course, on the show, Jerri was a horrible actor. Colby was better. Tina was better. Rodger aka Kentucky Joe was better. Lis was better. Even get-sick-quick Nick was better, hiding his Harvard background and trying to pass UTR.

I think rhino (below) has done a good job of portraying Jerri as a dog that gets kicked in the side and comes back for more. That sounds right to me! And remember, (in cahoots with Alicia) she cost Colby $900K. Colby clearly didn't do that much acting with her.

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05-09-01, 02:08 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
OMG! your name just made me laugh out loud!

love it!

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05-08-01, 12:52 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-01 AT 12:55 PM (EST)

I dunno, Cher...

I don't think it's possible for Jerri to recognize that a person doesn't like her, except if maybe they threw an entire bucket of ice-cold water on her head, while glaring and snarling about her ineptitude... Oh wait, that didn't work... Well, maybe if they vigorously recoiled from a gentle, friendly touch on the arm... hmm... well, how about if they brought presents for EVERYONE BUT Jerri... crap... maybe if, at the end of a long ordeal, they pointedly slam Jerri, in front of God, the rest of the ex-Survivors, our viewing audience, Satan, and Jiffy Probe, saying she's the single person LEAST worthy of winning, and then ignoring her repeated pleas to apologize for all the above transgressions and the hundred or more I missed... ah, shit. Even after all that Jerri STILL called Colby up, "because he wasn't going to be calling ME ..." and "made peace." "We hugged." Pardon me while I go vomit in my cow-orker's cubicle.

Now, if he'd convinced US that he liked Jerri, I'd have been DAMN IMPRESSED.

Note added in proof: I'm not disagreeing that he's a better actor, I'm just asserting that this is not compelling evidence for that theory...

-- JV


Icarus steps out to find Jerri's clue... Anyone have any idea where she might have lost it?

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05-08-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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6. "This HAS to be asked!"
> my cow-orker's cubicle

How, exactly does one 'ork' a cow...

... and why does it have to be done in a cubicle?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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05-09-01, 02:16 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: This HAS to be asked!"
Dude...

Consider yourself lucky.

"Ignorance is bliss!"

Lots of strange things happen when you live in Cubicle Hell. Having a whole bunch of cow-orkers all around you, with this strange and mistaken impression of privacy, is just not something you can explain.

-- JV


Icarus steps out of his cubicle to look for his cow-orkers.

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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings
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05-08-01, 06:33 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
My argument is based on a comment Jerri said post-Survivor. She indicated that she didn't have a clue that Colby didn't like her or was plotting against her until she saw the Survivor episodes on TV.


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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-08-01, 06:41 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
My argument is based on a comment Jerri said post-Survivor. She indicated that she didn't have a clue that Colby didn't like her or was plotting against her until she saw the Survivor episodes on TV.

I think you have very successfully made my point for me. Thank you very much! {grin}

In the face of MUCH slamming, over and over and OVER AGAIN, she STILL had no clue whatsoever. ALL of the events mentioned above occurred in Oz.

-- JV


Icarus steps out to continue looking for Jerri's clue. HELP!

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05-08-01, 08:47 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
Colby is the ulitmate salesman, if you know the type. Likes people and naturally "gives them what they want". Seen it many times. He was acting sometimes, and quite good, but he just has that charm that makes people like him.
TV Guide printed an interview with Scerri where Scerri said that she's read the "Boards". So, Dear Jerri: You needed a better script for S2. Be more choosey in the future. Love, your fans here at SB.
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05-08-01, 10:20 PM (EST)
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11. "Another Dear Jerri letter"
Dear Jerri,

People who have met you in person rave about your beauty. Unfortunately, beautiful actresses are a dime a dozen in LA. To get beyond the first step, you need acting talent.

Jerri, please don't be offended, but talent is an asset you lack. While you are still beautiful, I recommend that you change your career. Very attractive people can be successful in many different careers, because their looks open doors for them.

Based on your performance in Survivor: The Australian Outback, it appears that there is a perfect career for you. You are honest, you are loyal, and you are not very bright; you would make an ideal human resources professional. Think about it.

AyatollahKhomeini

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