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"Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri"
VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-05-01, 09:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri" |
Too true Cher.. LOL.. ***Wonders if Reality Show contestants can be nominated for an Emmy*** w.l.s.f.c. "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Art Vandelay 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-08-01, 12:15 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri" |
How true! Not only did he fool Jerri, but he somehow kept everybody liking him even as he was winning all the challenges. He also made everybody think he was their friend and then vote them off when they least expected it. Jerri couldn't even fake being nice without being catty. Colby is definitely the better actor.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-08-01, 12:28 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri" |
You got that right, Art!! And by the way.. I think I missed you the first time around.. but WELCOME to SurvivorBlows! You may have missed this season as a poster.. But S3 isn't far away! Hang in there.. w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-01, 12:52 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-01 AT 12:55 PM (EST)I dunno, Cher... I don't think it's possible for Jerri to recognize that a person doesn't like her, except if maybe they threw an entire bucket of ice-cold water on her head, while glaring and snarling about her ineptitude... Oh wait, that didn't work... Well, maybe if they vigorously recoiled from a gentle, friendly touch on the arm... hmm... well, how about if they brought presents for EVERYONE BUT Jerri... crap... maybe if, at the end of a long ordeal, they pointedly slam Jerri, in front of God, the rest of the ex-Survivors, our viewing audience, Satan, and Jiffy Probe, saying she's the single person LEAST worthy of winning, and then ignoring her repeated pleas to apologize for all the above transgressions and the hundred or more I missed... ah, shit. Even after all that Jerri STILL called Colby up, "because he wasn't going to be calling ME ..." and "made peace." "We hugged." Pardon me while I go vomit in my cow-orker's cubicle.Now, if he'd convinced US that he liked Jerri, I'd have been DAMN IMPRESSED. Note added in proof: I'm not disagreeing that he's a better actor, I'm just asserting that this is not compelling evidence for that theory... -- JV Icarus steps out to find Jerri's clue... Anyone have any idea where she might have lost it?
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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6. "This HAS to be asked!" |
> my cow-orker's cubicleHow, exactly does one 'ork' a cow... ... and why does it have to be done in a cubicle? Inquiring minds want to know!
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-09-01, 02:16 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: This HAS to be asked!" |
Dude...Consider yourself lucky. "Ignorance is bliss!" Lots of strange things happen when you live in Cubicle Hell. Having a whole bunch of cow-orkers all around you, with this strange and mistaken impression of privacy, is just not something you can explain. -- JV Icarus steps out of his cubicle to look for his cow-orkers.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-01, 08:47 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Why Colby is a better actor than Jerri" |
Colby is the ulitmate salesman, if you know the type. Likes people and naturally "gives them what they want". Seen it many times. He was acting sometimes, and quite good, but he just has that charm that makes people like him. TV Guide printed an interview with Scerri where Scerri said that she's read the "Boards". So, Dear Jerri: You needed a better script for S2. Be more choosey in the future. Love, your fans here at SB.
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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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05-08-01, 10:20 PM (EST)
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11. "Another Dear Jerri letter" |
Dear Jerri,People who have met you in person rave about your beauty. Unfortunately, beautiful actresses are a dime a dozen in LA. To get beyond the first step, you need acting talent. Jerri, please don't be offended, but talent is an asset you lack. While you are still beautiful, I recommend that you change your career. Very attractive people can be successful in many different careers, because their looks open doors for them. Based on your performance in Survivor: The Australian Outback, it appears that there is a perfect career for you. You are honest, you are loyal, and you are not very bright; you would make an ideal human resources professional. Think about it. AyatollahKhomeini
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