Sombody just sent me this and I thought I would post it for all to see:US Agrees: More Inspectors To Go To Iraq!
Washington DC, Wednesday, March 18, 2003, 6:00 AM
The United States has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq on
March 19th as previously scheduled. He announced that as of today he wants
to give inspections a chance and is agreeing to additional inspectors to be
deployed throughout the country of Iraq.
Therefore, The United States will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors
into Iraq. Among the additional inspectors are:
50,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
30,000 members of the 82nd & 101st Airborne Division
30,000 members of the Marine Special Amphibious Forces
5,000 members of the Navy Seals
5,000 members of the Army Special Forces
10,000 members of the 4th armored division with their " M1-A1 all terrain
vehicles"
Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from
the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS
Enterprise.
Spokesmen further stated: "with these additional inspectors the inspections
should be completed in a few weeks".
There were no comments from Hans Blix, or the Security Council members of
the United Nations. The French Government did make an "off the record"
comment that war should be avoided at any cost in line with their tradition
and that the US Initiative of more inspectors could be upsetting to Iraq.
God bless America
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF THE WINKY-BONER AND HAMSTER HO SHOW