*waves* and *smooches* Swami! thanks so much again for letting me play!

I've loved every one of your summaries, I don't know how you turn out such funny, quality pieces so quickly! I'm going to have to read this again after I get my tape of the finale.

loved the Land Shark, Big Wind (and the prophetic statement unaccompanied by said wind that the Alts can't recognize, LOL!), Miracle Knots and all the rest.

Ta’Shia casts her Obi and consults the Oracle. Things come up dark for Nichole. Ta’Shia thinks they should tell the other Alts about the Oracle’s revelation. Then Fiona points out that Avocado is currently running around naked with the two eager finalists. She says “he’s a man, and ruled by his genitals. Art is too.” This from the woman who dry-humps Eric every time he so much as passes her in the hallway!

I'll agree with Fiona's last words though, this has been maybe my favorite reality show yet. I even loved Fiona and Kelly for being so hilariously ridiculous. Thank you again Swami, for helping to make a great show even better!

I think we're going to have to be beating the summary writers off with sticks for MMH2. I wouldn't have it any other way