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Loogaro 46 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-01, 11:25 PM (EST)
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"S2 Book Ideas"
At the suggestion of a Beef Jerky Spokesperson (dk) and a Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser (Itzy), it's time to open the SB lending library. Collected works, at this point in time, fall into two catagories: Survivor Written and SB Autobiographies. Donations to the library so far are courtesy of Dakota, ItzLisa, dangerkitty, Sleeeve, Survivorerist and yours truly. They include:

Survivor Written

"Memoirs of my Tree Side Chats" by Jeff Vermin
"The Power of Negative Whining" by Bitchell Olson
"How to Quit Like a Loser" by Bitchell Olson
Debb's Survival Handbook
"Peas and Carrots - An Emotional Vegetable Proposes" by KKK
"Conjoined and Convinced - Myths of Female Loyalty" by Maralyn Hershey
"Suppressing Your Urges" by An Outback Daddy
"How to Win Challenges and Influence the Jury" by the Colbster
"Nice Guys Finish Fifth" by Rodger Bingham
"The Dating Game" Debb Eaton Edition

SB Autobiographies

"101 Creative uses for Whipped Cream." by Survivorerist
"I am a Meatball Sub" by Survivorerist
"The Ho in the Clown" by Shakes

Your contributions are most welcome.

~~
Speaking for Milk,
Loogaro

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: S2 Book Ideas dangerkitty 04-25-01 1
 RE: S2 Book Ideas Silvergirl 04-25-01 2
   RE: S2 Book Ideas Loogaro 04-26-01 12
 RE: S2 Book Ideas ItzLisa 04-25-01 3
   RE: S2 Book Ideas BottomFeeder 04-26-01 9
       Welcome! dangerkitty 04-26-01 10
 RE: S2 Book Ideas Survivorerist 04-25-01 4
 RE: S2 Book Ideas moonbaby 04-25-01 5
   RE: S2 Book Ideas Dakota 04-25-01 6
       RE: S2 Book Ideas desert_rhino 04-25-01 7
   RE: S2 Book Ideas Loogaro 04-26-01 8
       RE: S2 Book Ideas dangerkitty 04-26-01 11
 RE: S2 Book Ideas Bebo 04-26-01 13
   RE: S2 Book Ideas Survivorerist 04-26-01 14
   standing ovation moonbaby 04-27-01 16
 One more kiddie book Bebo 04-27-01 15
 RE: S2 Book Ideas Cherberrie 04-28-01 17
 And yet one more... Bebo 04-28-01 18

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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-01, 00:15 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
Ah, thank you Loogaro! I wondered when this thread would arrive. And thank you for including my two contributions in your post.

A few more:

"Compassionless Communication"
When you Want the Truth to Hurt
by Jerri Manthey

"Cheat to Win"
by Colby Donaldson

"Bald Before My Time"
by Elisabeth Filarski


Just call me....Attention Whore who is Desperate to get out of the Beef Jerky business...

dangerkitty

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2. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
LOVE your white mustache, Loogaro!
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04-26-01, 04:37 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
And..er..yours, Silvergirl.

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Loogaro

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04-25-01, 07:26 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
Thank you, Loogaro hon!!! One more for your list...

"101 Rice Recipes: How to Make It Mushy, Glooey and Watery - Everytime!!" by Keith Faime

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W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am. I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds. Purveyor of pestilence, interloper of lawlessness, menace to mankind, I am bad, I am evil, I am Moooojo Jojo! Hahaahaa!

Mojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing, over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point. I ..*
(From the episode "Los Dos Mojos")


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04-26-01, 04:07 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
Don't forget great titles for your coffee table like:

"I am a Captain in the U.S. Army" -Kel Gleason

"How to Get in Touch With Your Inner Child - or Your Stepchild" -Deb whatever

"Plastic Man's Revenge" -Mitchell

"101 Ways to Have a Barbeque" -Michael Skupkin

"Living the American Dream: How I Became America's Sweetheart and Got Hitched to an NFL Quarterback" -Elisabeth Filarski

"Million Dollar Peanut Butter" - Jeff Varner

Hope it's worth a chuckle... This is one of my first posts - glad to be aboard.

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04-26-01, 04:27 PM (EST)
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10. "Welcome!"
Glad to have you and your wit, BottomFeeder! Great list...

>"I am a Captain in the
>U.S. Army" -Kel Gleason

Nice, subtle dig.
>
>"How to Get in Touch With
>Your Inner Child - or
>Your Stepchild" -Deb whatever

Oooohhhh!!

>"101 Ways to Have a Barbeque"
>-Michael Skupkin

It had to be said, didn't it...

>Hope it's worth a chuckle...
>This is one of my
>first posts - glad to
>be aboard.

Welcome to our world! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

dangerkitty

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04-25-01, 08:38 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
I'm proud to be a contibutor! Here are some more titles for your collection...

"The Fire Safety Handbook" by Michael Skupin
"Outflirt, Outscream, Outb!tch" by Jerri Manthey
"Peanut Butter and Probst" by Jeff Varner
"Ass: a scratch and sniff collection" by Nick Brown
"Finger Waving for Dummies" by Alicia Callaway
"Celery Ed and the evil Drumstick Queen" by Kimmi Kappenberg

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Survivorerist

"God blessed Texas with his own hand. Sent down angels from the promised land. Gave'em a place where they can dance. If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance. I've been sent to spread the message. God blessed Texas."
-Little Texas "God Blessed Texas"

Go Colby!

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04-25-01, 09:31 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-01 AT 09:32 PM (EST)

"Hat-Weaving with Old Socks" by Elisabeth Filarsky
"Making Friends and Influencing People" by Jerri Manthey
"Braiding is Fun!" by Amber
"Fifteen Minute Finger-Wave Workout" by Alicia
"To the Moon, Jerri! A Jerky Jokebook" by Kel *Gleason*
"The Things I Had Saw On Bartholomew Street" by Rodger Bingham and the late Dr. Seuss
"Wessonality! My Wrinkle in Time" by Tina Wesson
"Seven Feet of Fireside Folksongs" by Mitchell Olson
"Smile Smile Burning Bright-a Book of Poetry" by Colby Donaldson
"Learning to Love Yourself" by Kimmi Kappenberg
"Catty-Now and Forever" by Jeff Varner
"Enjoying Your Outdoor Furniture" by Nick

This was fun!

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04-25-01, 11:28 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
Thank you, Loogaro for compiling the list that started a great thread! Don't we all wish we had thought of "Fire Safety" by Skupin? Or the "Finger-Wave Workout" by Alicia? Too many good ones to mention.

How about:
"10 Best Places for a No-Sex Honeymoon" by Jerri Manthey
"Guide to Cliff Diving" by Rodger Bingham
"My Little Grasshopper and Me" by Keith whatshisname
"A River Runs Through It" by Tina Wesson and Keith whatshisname
"Relaxation for the New Millenium" by Nick
"Aussie Cowboys Don't Eat Quiche" by the Colbster
"Keeping Your Aquarium Free of Blood and Guts" by Kimmi Kapenberg
"Preserving the World's Reefs" by the Colbster

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04-25-01, 11:42 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
"Wilderness Survival Firestarting" Kimmi Kappenberg, with guest articles by the other 31 past Survivors

-- JV


Icarus steps out for a match or a blowtorch.

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04-26-01, 04:07 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
More:

"Interpreting Patterns: Rorschacht and Female Baldness"
by Elisabeth Filarski

"A Cheeseburger Runs Through Me"
by Rodger Bingham

"The Care and Feeding of Wild Fish"
by Jerri Manthey

"Myopic Campfire Viewing: When the Outback TV Goes Out"
by Micheal Skupin

"Erectile Dysfunction: Stabbing the Pig"
by Micheal Skupin

"The Man in the Boat"
by Kimmi Kappenberg

"Tennessee Belief Disorder: Mein Fuerher, I Can Walk!"
by Keith Famie

~~
Milk, fvckin' great stuff
Loogis

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04-26-01, 04:29 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
>"A Cheeseburger Runs Through Me"
>
>by Rodger Bingham

I loooooove this one!

>
>"The Care and Feeding of Wild
>Fish"

>
>by Jerri Manthey

Anything that's a dig at Jerri, is a friend to me.

What a library we've created!!

dangerkitty

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04-26-01, 05:18 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
I'm on a children's book kick...

Jerri is Scary
One Fish, Two Fish, I'll Watch You Fish by Nick
The Khaki Coloring Book by Jeff Probst
Hop on the Media Wagon by <take your pick>
Are You My Outback Daddy? by Lis
Horton Hears An OMG
Green Eggs and Runny Rice by Keith
Yertle the Turtle Looks Good After 33 Days in the Outback
The Cat in the Big Ugly Fur Hat With Stupid Flaps by Colby
How Mark Burnett Stole Christmas and Shelter

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04-26-01, 07:57 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
Oh, great! The best one yet! This addition gets the "4 Mehs" seal of approval! I'm lucky I wasn't eating or drinking anything sticky when I read this or else I would've had a hell of time cleaning off my keyboard and monitor!

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Survivorerist

"God blessed Texas with his own hand. Sent down angels from the promised land. Gave'em a place where they can dance. If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance. I've been sent to spread the message. God blessed Texas."
-Little Texas "God Blessed Texas"

Go Colby!

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

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16. "standing ovation"
Bebo, these are priceless! Great list!
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15. "One more kiddie book"
How the Colbster Stole Immunity
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17. "RE: S2 Book Ideas"
I'm not creative enough to come up with a book title, but everyone's in this thread are great! I can't wait for them to be published! LOL.
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18. "And yet one more..."
Hop on Pop...and Stepson by Debb

Loogaro, I love this thread, but I think I'm getting obsessed now -- ack!

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