(These we're all in the Off-Topic a while back....Bashers may have missed)
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska. TopTen Smells in the Survivor Tent. Y'know Nick, he'll be here Monday, anywho, he said something funny last Monday about making the tent "smell like ass". Paul: That is funny!
Dave: Yeah, it is but, I'll tell you this we just had this theater fumigated and he'd better not bring his ass smell in here. Nick, if you're listening, wipe that thing before leaving home, ok? TopTen Smells in the Survivor Tent. heeeeeeeeeere we go........
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10. Jeff Probst's hair gel.
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9. The cheese under Rodger's man-breasts.
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8. Rice farts.
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7. Mike's hands.
Dave: I would imagine that scent would linger for a while...
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6. The immunity headress is entirely made of pickled beets.
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5. Jerri's nipple.
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4. Beef Jerky.
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3. Strange combination of Eucalyptis and gator sperm.
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2. Colby. (Aged chedder is good, aged colby stinks)
...........and the number one Smell in the Survivor Tent........
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1. Somebody smells dirty, stinkin' filthy, rich.