LAST EDITED ON 05-11-06 AT 08:09 PM (EST)

Christie - please, go join the Marines. They'll teach you how to get out of your play-pen, wear "big girl" pants, put down your pacifier...and GROW UP! And they'll cut your ridiculous looking hair too.

This girl wants to be a model? Can you imagine???? "Excuse me, Donatella, uh - Ms. Versace? Yes, I'm speaking to you....you aren't supporting me by drinking that martini. This is a dry shoot! There is a commitment between me and the other size 2 models here. What? you have a problem with that? Why don't you just grow up!"

She is one of the most self-absorbed, conceited, stuck-up, clods this show has showcased. Next it will be "Remove all long-stemmed glasses from the house. It tempts me.....wah, wah, wah".

How dare she answer Jodi's mother at dinner. Jodi said "no" to the wine question, and then Christie goes into her stupid speech, "There is a commitment made in the house not to drink and not to have alcohol.....it's not to be brought into the house...yeah...I'm not drinking."

Isn't this the most blatant example of "putting your expectations on other people" that we've seen? Isn't that a huge meta-physical SO no-no? Wasn't that what Antonia and Niambi were accused of doing at dinner over the paint job?

And when will someone tell these women that they lie on a regular basis - especially Christie. It is not true that she loves Niambi. It is not true that she loves Antonia. "I love you, I want to support you" is followed by "I'm so pissed, this is ridiculous, just grow up, be a thirty-three year old woman, the angry black girl rap, etc.". Christie's hatred is so visible on her face, that her claims of loving these women is not just an outright lie, it is insulting to everyone's intelligence. She was so angry in the confessional, that she tripped over her own tongue when she said, "I'm not saying anything else...she can come to me, she's Miss Big Bad oobah-de-doobadee (huh????)... whatever, get over yourself".

SO is NOT a rehab. There was absolutely no good reason that the other "pre-commitment" women should have been pressured into abstaining from ordering a cocktail in a restaurant if they wanted one (by the way, this "commitment" that Christie so smugly refers to, was the end result of a temper tantrum she had because the other women were having fun, and because of her disease, she couldn't have fun too. It was forced on the HG's by a bitter, dry drunk HG and a recovered LC).

I give this loser ten days after graduation, and then she'll be doctor shopping for vicodin, oxycontin, or even tylenol #3, or she'll be throwing herself down a flight of stairs so she can go to emergency room for a shot of demerol, or just drinking from a paper bag. But it won't be her fault. It will be the fault of the liquor stores and pharmacies who just "put all those tempting bottles where I can see them."

She's not ready for the world, she wasn't ready for SO. She needs to get herself into treatment...forget the 5K.

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