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"Texas Women...."
jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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"Texas Women...." |
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you 20,000 dollars minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings. . . " 
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SurvivorOverlord 1351 desperate attention whore postings
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02-20-03, 04:25 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Texas Women...." |
Texas women will always get me here sweetie!!To quote another great fellow statesman Stevie Ray Vaughn
I've been with women from California, I've been with girls from Idaho
But you ain't seen love, no in-between love, like the Texas women I know.
The girls are pretty, out there in Georgia, but have you ever been to San Antone'
Down here in Texas we've got it made, ooooh it's gettin' better everywhere I go. Chorus:
Texas women...Youv'e got to see those Texas women, that's for sure
Texas girls......I can't get over Texas girls....there ain't no cure. We've been in Houston and Texarkana, we've played the halls if Abilene
Those Texas women keep getting finer, it's the damn'dest thing I ever seen.
They got that look, ain't no denying
Those Texas women drive me out of my mind.
--I think that says it all
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Those of us in South Texas would atleast ask for the double wide too!
