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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 12:36 PM (EST) "When God talks, you should listen" Oh my Heck..what a morning. For some psychotic reason, I decided to make Dr. appointments for both of my kids on the same day. I ran around like a fool all morning, packing lunches and stuff for when I dropped them off at school, got them dressed and fed and saw I didnt really have time for a shower. So what did I do? I pushed it, showered anyway and was running horribly late(my thinking was that it wouldnt be an issue because this particular Doc is ALWAYS running late). So we get to the office, and I find out that my daughter has pulled her famous "silent puking" trick. My leather seats were soaked, as were her pants..but no time to change because WE'RE LATE ALREADY and its a 40 minute round trip to go get her dry clothes. Naturally, the only clean up stuff I had in the car was 2 leftover napkins from Wendys..a BIG help let me tell you. So I do the best I can to de-chunk her, and herd the two of them into the office where Mr Bea was SUPPOSED to meet me. Do I need to tell you that he wasnt there? My son is all jacked up and is having giggle fits and not listening to a freakin word I have to say, and suddenly my daughter wants to be held. OK..I just had hip surgery, and shes damp with tossed-up shrimp lo mein, but hey, if it will keep her quiet...whatever. Finally the Mr shows up, convienently 5 seconds before the doc comes out and calls us back to the exam. I wont go on about the exam, but what was supposed to be 2 20 minute appointments turned into and hour and a half. Mr Bea wants us all to go to the pharmacy to wait for the prescriptions after!!! I put the big kabosh on that, and ask him to wait for the 'scrips and then take our son to school, cause the little Barf-miester isnt going to school today, and I dont want to have to drag her into his school to take him to class. He agrees to that, so I take her out to the car. On the way, shes crying and wants held again, so I pick her up and she promptly barfs down my back, in my hair and down into my shirt. (Shrimp lo mein isnt my favorite to begin with, but day old and rancid is even worse) So I get to the car..have NOTHING to clean up with, and foul my leather even further. Half way home I have to stop to throw up..the shrimpvomit was killin me......when Im just pulling back onto the road, I hear the silent wonder repeating herself in the back seat. I drove home as fast as was humanely possible, had to clean both of us up, and the car, and her bed and carpet(cause she went to lay down while I showered and couldnt make it to the bathroom). Now, I cant say for sure that none of this would have happened had I NOT showered this morning....but I really think that God was trying to let me know not to bother...ya know? "NO, NO...I WONT take your nasty medicine!"   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: When God talks, you should list... nailbone 02-20-03 1  RE: When God talks, you should list... jkokoj 02-20-03 2  RE: When God talks, you should list... snoocharoo 02-20-03 3  RE: When God talks, you should list... SurvivorOverlord 02-20-03 4    RE: When God talks, you should list... Esbea 02-20-03 5  RE: When God talks, you should list... minitroll 02-20-03 6  RE: When God talks, you should list... anotherkim 02-20-03 7  RE: When God talks, you should list... thndrkttn 02-20-03 8    RE: When God talks, you should list... Esbea 02-20-03 9        RE: When God talks, you should list... thndrkttn 02-20-03 11        RE: When God talks, you should list... Sophie 02-20-03 16            RE: When God talks, you should list... Esbea 02-20-03 17  RE: When God talks, you should list... Q 02-20-03 10    RE: When God talks, you should list... Schnookie Palookie 02-20-03 12  RE: When God talks, you should list... Swami 02-20-03 13  RE: When God talks, you should list... Spidey 02-20-03 14  RE: When God talks, you should list... Wheezy 02-20-03 15    RE: When God talks, you should list... minitroll 02-20-03 19  RE: When God talks, you should list... I_AM_HE 02-20-03 18  RE: When God talks, you should list... Silvergirl1 02-20-03 20

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 12:39 PM (EST) 1. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Oh Esbea, my love, there's not a parent here that can't sympathize with your trials and tribs. Big hugs to make it better! (c) 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved. (c) 2002 Kingsladye Originals, Inc. All rights reserved. - Royal Liaison to Illicit Activities   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-20-03, 12:39 PM (EST) 2. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" {{HUGS}} sweetie! What a day. Lay down rest and take care of yourself and little bea.   Top

snoocharoo 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 02-20-03, 12:42 PM (EST) 3. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Oh Esbea honey...that is just AWFUL!!!!!! Moms deserve medals on days like the one you are having. (((((HUGS...from a distance))))) Good luck my sister friend, if you need to vent just drop me a line. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, there are so many other reasons"   Top

SurvivorOverlord 1351 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-20-03, 12:49 PM (EST) 4. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" I think every parent among us has had days similar to that(although I will admit that shrimp lo mein sounds really friggin bad the 2nd time around)!! Big Huggs to you sweetie *wait a minute....you did say you showered right??????.....don't wanna hugg nobody covered with puke you know* BTW...speaking of the barfmeister....Wheezy you may have to bring the "ralphing rat" out for this one! "It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 12:54 PM (EST) 5. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" pllllleeeeeeaaaseeeeeee..im beggin you..no more barfing!!!!!!! "NO, NO...I WONT take your nasty medicine!"   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-20-03, 12:59 PM (EST) 6. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Oh Esbea, what a horrible morning! I hope you and litlle Bea feel better real soon. On the positive side...as a mother who has cleaned up her share of childhood delights, I must say that leather is easier to clean than fabric, so it could have been worse.   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 01:07 PM (EST) 7. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" (((Esbea)) What a day! I am sorry, but I had to laugh at your misfortune. I hope all is well now. Miscellaneous Ramblings You have NO idea how well I can relate to this post   Top

thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-20-03, 01:12 PM (EST) 8. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Here's to wishing for lots of hot water, soap and clean sheets for you and miniBea. The thought of warm vomit in my hair and down my back gives me the willies. ....has never been puked on BUT has been sh*t on by several seagulls while lifeguarding and that was bad enough.   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 01:18 PM (EST) 9. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" "....has never been puked on BUT has been sh*t on by several seagulls while lifeguarding and that was bad enough. " LOL, its obvious youre NOT a mom yet! and I gotta add that having been puked on and having had to clean up more than my share of barf, the only kind that grosses me out is the cat barf, so Id have to say that the seagull sh*t would be worse! "NO, NO...I WONT take your nasty medicine!"   Top

thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-20-03, 01:25 PM (EST) 11. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Esbea-props to all you moms out there! And you're right. I'm am definitley not a mom--hell, I don't even want the responsibility of a pet let alone a child! Being up in a lifeguard chair you can't just come down whenever you feel like it so when you get crapped on, it just stays there until someone comes to rescue you. It's not necessarily the poop that bothers me, as I am not that squeemish, but it's the warmth of the poop that FREAKS.ME.OUT.   Top

Sophie 2407 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 02-20-03, 02:54 PM (EST) 16. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Bea, how old is your little ? I'm so sorry you had to do all of that! The only time I've been thrown up on was by my best friend after a bit too much .   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 02:59 PM (EST) 17. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" shes 7. and this may not make much sense...but getting thrown up on by your kid is better than getting thrown up on by a drunk friend. "NO, NO...I WONT take your nasty medicine!"   Top

Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 02-20-03, 01:19 PM (EST) 10. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" What a crazy day this is. Lets all go to bed and forget it ever happened! It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 01:43 PM (EST) 12. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" I second that emotion Q. *hugs* for Esbea.   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 01:50 PM (EST) 13. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" What a morning Esbea! You deserve a medal, a nice long soak in the hot tub, and all the alcohol you feel like consuming.   Top

Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 02:10 PM (EST) 14. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Ah, the joys of motherhood. How awful for you (and yet somehow hysterical from this far away). Did poor Esbea's description remind anyone else of the Stand By Me scene with the Barforama at the pie easting contest?   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 02:43 PM (EST) 15. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Oh dear, Esbea, THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!!! And a little too recent in my memory for me to laugh out loud (but almost). I wanted very badly to bring out the barfster, but have decided to refrain out of respect for you. Be prepared for the rest of you to get it! At our house there were 10 days of barfy flu, followed by 4 whole days of wellness, only to start the other fever/sore throat/cough flu--my son has had a fever since Saturday! Patiently waiting for the next one to get it...by the time we are done it will be Spring! wheeeze   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-20-03, 06:31 PM (EST) 19. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Poor Wheezy! What a miserable winter!   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 06:00 PM (EST) 18. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" awww, hope things are better now Esbea *hugs*   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-20-03, 06:50 PM (EST) 20. "RE: When God talks, you should listen" Coming in for a landing and to wish you and the kids well, Esbea. Taking post #20, if someone else doesn't beat me to it. Has anyone else developed the habit of saying "Oh My Heck" in public? I don't live in Utah, so it is so out of place here in MD.   Top

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