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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-12-01, 09:56 PM (EST) "Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" LAST EDITED ON 04-12-01 AT 09:58 PM (EST) Paul: So, Dave, it's that time...what? How the hell did you get in here? Me: Yeah, that's right! I'm here tonight! This is my list! Did you see what happened on Survivor this week? Paul: Did balloon boy do something funny? SV: No, you stinkin' fool! Amber, sweet, innocent, Amber got voted off! Paul: Ha ha ha ha ha-who's that? SV: Amber. The one reason I watch the damn show! Paul: You gotta help me out here. SV: You know, the one who voted in the alliance with Mitchell? Paul: You mean Jerri? SV: No! The really outrageously beautiful one! Paul: You mean Keith? SV: Argh! Just let me do my damn list! Paul: Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, but only if you promise to leave right afterwards. SV: Okay. <sniffle> Here are the...the Top...<bawls> Top Ten Reasons I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster Number 10. Barrimundi is one short for their nightly games of "Rodger's Angels." Number 9. I actually have to reprogram my keyboard to accept vowels again. Number 8. I burst into tears every time I see the back of a Canadian Nickel, the middle traffic light, and Subway stores. Number 7. To avoid withdrawl symptoms, all my Saturdays will now be spent at "Amberholics Anonymous" meetings. Paul: "Who-a-holics?" SV: I admit I am powerless over Amber, my life has become unmanageable. Now breathe... Number 6. The tribe won't be the same without all those philosophical debates she brings up every night. (Thanks RudyRules!) Number 5. Let's see Shakes try to get a refund for that OMG counter now! Number 4. As a replacement, episode 12 consists of the tribe shining headlights at deer and observing the reactions. Number 3. Considering my "diverse" portfolio on SurvivorMarket, I kind of feel like one of those guys who invested all their money in the Nasdaq. SV: 25 frickin' thousand shares! 25 thousand! Number 2. Everyone on the island now hates Jerri. (Oops, that's top ten good things about Amber being ousted) SV: And finally, the number one reason I'm angry about Amber's ouster...<sigh> take it away Paul... 1. Paul: Amber? Amber who? ================ Survivorerist FOL logo: "It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks." - The early days of the late Amber Brkich   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... dangerkitty 04-13-01 1    RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... VampKira 04-13-01 2  RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... desert_rhino 04-13-01 3  RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... taginite 04-13-01 4  RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Kokoro 04-13-01 5    RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... BluSavana 04-13-01 6        RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... VampKira 04-13-01 7            RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Monkeyboy 04-13-01 8                RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Dalton 04-13-01 9                    RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Survivorerist 04-13-01 10                        RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Kokoro 04-13-01 11                            RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Survivorerist 04-13-01 12                                RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Dakota 04-14-01 13                                RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Kokoro 04-15-01 14                                    RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry A... Survivorerist 04-15-01 15

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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-13-01, 00:29 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" This is a a good boy!! Survivorerist, this is just awesome! And done so quickly after your, umm, unfortunate loss. Saaaay, you hadn't been working on this in advance, had you? Your confidence hadn't wavered, had it? Noooo, not our Sur. Beautiful, beautiful job. Only YOU could do this list. dangerkitty w.l.s.f.c.   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-13-01, 00:47 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" >>>4. As a replacement, episode 12 consists of the tribe shining headlights at deer and observing the reactions.<<< OMG <click> Sir.. honey.. I feel your pain..( remember Nick? ) but that *see above* was TOO funny! ( hug your little Lamb tightly now.. you'll feel better.) (w.l.s.f.c) ---------------------------------------- "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown "WHUD UR LOOKUN AT. KWIT LOOKUN AT MY VAMPIRE YU JURK. NIK BEDDR KEPE HIS STEENKIN BUTT HANZ AWAY FRUM MY VAMPIRE STOOPID JURK NIK!" - Monkeyboy   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-01, 00:55 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" I have only one thing to say in your time of loss... "Who's your Daaa-aaa-aaaaaaaa-deeeeee?" {grin} -- JV (Meh!)   Top

taginite 222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-13-01, 01:08 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" >SV: ...Amber, sweet, innocent, Amber got voted off! SV: Amber. The one reason I watch the damn show! SV: ...The really outrageously beautiful one!< ----- ...just imagine what she's doing in that hotel room with alicia, nick, and jerri........ omg..   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-13-01, 01:51 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" My fave: <<Number 8. I burst into tears every time I see the back of a Canadian Nickel, the middle traffic light, and Subway stores.>> Oh, and: <<SV: 25 frickin' thousand shares! 25 thousand!>> hehahehahaha! With you, not at you! With you! Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-13-01, 10:09 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" I'll be happy to serve u liquor in the bar any time the pain gets to be too much to bear, sweetie! Blu WLSFC Anonymous   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-13-01, 10:42 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" Damn skippy, Sir.. Blu can whip you up a concotcion that will make you forget all about whatshername.. Well..at least dull the pain a little. And there is always the option of leting me make you immortal....*grin*.. C'mon babe.. join the darkside.. *giggle* w.l.s.f.c ---------------------------------------- "I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown "WHUD UR LOOKUN AT. KWIT LOOKUN AT MY VAMPIRE YU JURK. NIK BEDDR KEPE HIS STEENKIN BUTT HANZ AWAY FRUM MY VAMPIRE STOOPID JURK NIK!" - Monkeyboy   Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-13-01, 05:05 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" Number 10. Barrimundi is one short for their nightly games of "Rodger's Angels." Number 9. I actually have to reprogram my keyboard to accept vowels again. That Survivororiristor is one funny son-of-a-brkich! Good job! Let the healing begin my friend!   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-13-01, 08:01 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" HiYa MonkeyBoy.... I must say...oh, yes I must...you are a "changed man" since you and Blu did the...ahem....Top Ten List together. You are once again rational and witty; all the things I admired in a MonkeyMan. I have been taking special delight in your posts all day long. (I really had one of those wind-up, cymbol-clanging monkeys when I was a child....loved the silly thing and thought it was great that the noise drove everybody else nuts..LOL) So happy to see you are cured of the dreaded infection which caused so much damage to intestional fortitude. Dalton (who is leaving Sir alone to wallow in his good grief)   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-13-01, 08:41 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" >>>who is leaving Sir alone to wallow in his good grief<<< Thank you for sparing me. This time. ================ Survivorerist S.B.P.C. S.B.J.S.B.C. N.L.F.C. G.A.W.D. My New Mascot: "It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks." -The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-13-01, 09:50 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" Here's something good, I think it is anyway; SS put up ~the~ cutest pic for Lamber: Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-13-01, 10:05 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" >>>Here's something good, I think it is anyway; SS put up ~the~ cutest pic for Lamber:<<< I think mine is cuter. ================ Survivorerist S.B.P.C. S.B.J.S.B.C. N.L.F.C. G.A.W.D. "It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks." -The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-14-01, 00:17 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" Fire in the woollie! Baaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (My deepest sympathy, Survivoreist. Try something chocolate.)   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-15-01, 01:51 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" Okay, I'll try again....personally, I think this is one of the best pics of Amber from the show....I mean, she's actually ALONE! How rare is that? Ooooh watch out everyone there's a "crack" in the alliance. Yeah, maybe; If crack was slang for millionaire.   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-15-01, 03:51 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Angry About Amber's Ouster" That's a nice one, isn't it? I want to put that pic on a shirt, with the top ten on the back. That would be cool. ================ Survivorerist S.B.P.C. S.B.J.S.B.C. N.L.F.C. G.A.W.D. "It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks." -The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich   Top

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