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"“Be The Survivor”: 24 Ep 06: “Coltonectomy: Merge and Purge”"
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03-21-12, 10:08 PM (EST)
 
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"“Be The Survivor”: 24 Ep 06: “Coltonectomy: Merge and Purge”" |
Just my luck, we have a super villain KKKolton (© PepeLePew) angling to be the most disliked Survivor ever… at least in the Southern Homosexual Bigot Bracket. He's on the verge of becoming half of an Evil Power Couple with Alicia, resulting in a cute combined name like Altona or Colicia or perhaps AlCohol.But good ratings were not meant to last. After the Reward Challenge, Colton doesn’t get a chance to eat Fudgie the Whale at the Survivor Ice Cream Parlor. Instead, he goes all “Alien” on us with something bursting out of his gut and earns himself a free helicopter ride. The two tribes “Paint It Black” with their buffs. Merge and purge, people. Merge and purge.
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03-22-12, 03:24 PM (EST)
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5. "The Island gets a High Coltonic" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-23-12 AT 12:35 PM (EST)
Irony? Destiny? or did Karma bite Country Club Colton on the ass?
Hello again, Moe here with sooooo much news. What? Who? Moe de Info! That's who! How many Moes do you know, anyway? Soooo much drama from the drama queens. And sooooo much ironic karma that you just won't believe. It's just dripping off the trees, running on the ground and about to engulf us all. Ordinarily I would be extolling the Really Really Raunchiness of the girls here at the school for higher (and lower, iykwim) learning of Raunchiness. And never fear, they are as Raunchy as ever. But this week they had a lot of Moped Maintenance to do, plus they are having to rechop their Vespas due to a certain series of hit-and-run incidents and the resulting confiscation of their machines when returning from their festive vacation among the pygmies at Redemption Island. Yes they had fun, and yes they were still doing tequila shots as they went thru customs, and yes they made suggestive remarks and hand gestures to the Border Patrol Agents, and yes they did lewd and lascivious things to their fellow passengers as they waited in line. I mean, they are really very raunchy girls, after all, so what would one expect? And yes they did hurrah the border town and string up the town elders, and yes the did run their choppers thru the local malls and court houses. But they were just driving in a certain direction and the malls and court houses (as well as a few old ladies pushing baby buggies and old men in wheelchairs, couldn't be helped) just got in the way. Those people had no right be in front of their bikes, and less right to take away the machines that they worked on for so long to get that dirty beer swilling crusty patina just right. That took years to perfect. Wasn't fair. But it happened. So now they are getting their Mojo's back along with reinventing their motors. It's just a good thing that now they have an excuse to use new and improved super-chargers and extra loud exhausts that have come out recently. And those foot pedals that spread their legs and aim their crotches just so. Now that garage sounds like a jet engine test facility. (Hey, JET ENGINES!! Next Gen. choppers!) Or the barracks at night with the girls snoring. Things get pretty loud here at night, even after they go to sleep. But back to the spoilers, there will be sooooo much drama and things that will happen in the way of Karma that my simian agents almost fell out of their palm trees they saw it. Spoiler #1: Karma will be the Colton killer. Irony will be his souvenir. Spoiler #2: Alicia's mouth gets a foot stuffing. Which should have also had a Christina's fist stuffing, but there are apparently assault laws on One World, so probably better that she showed restraint. Spoiler #3: GregZan the Barbarian apparently thinks Christina is dangerous. There is a dim and deep spot back behind that bushy furrowed brow that invented this fact for him. So he tries to bully little Leif. Leif stands up to him. This might surprise anyone who hadn't seen his nimble conquering of heights in the Reward Challenge. That little guy can climb up a stack of blocks like a skink. GregZan gets mad, quits the tribe and hangs his terrifying banana hammock elsewhere. Spoiler #4: Sabrina does very little this episode. And for that she gets a shout out. Spoiler #5: Kourtney hears that Country Club Colton is in the hospital about to die, and she throws a "Thank you" party to Karma to show her relief that he didn't have to go to Ponderosa. Although the snuffer is unhappy that it did not get the honor and pleasure of snuffing his flame, it is some consolation that he nearly died. And that would have been an excuse for an even bigger party. Spoiler #6: There is some speculation about Jiffery and the Ramona twins (Island Medicos and owners of the R&R island escort service). Why did they happen to be together in "Deep consultation" when the medical emergency alert came in? Why was Jifferys underwear on backwards? Why was his zipper down during the evacuation scene? And, most damning of all, what was on that DVD that he hid in his stack of "Special DVD's"?
Tribe's the F'artest here
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03-23-12, 11:31 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: The Island gets a High Coltonic" |
Ah Moe, what would we do without all the tasty bits you offer up?Irony? Destiny? or did Karma bite Country Club Colton on the #####? I'd say something crawled up in there for sure. The Island roached him with biological warfare, besides with him sitting around all the time he was an easy target. Yes, yes I'm recovering (most of the rocks and tree stumps that is, nasty bunch of ladies you've got there Moe) and all those tremors were from the dames, I thought I had an appendicitis for Bob sake, turns out a couple of shots of penicillin takes care of a whole bunch of um, maladies. 
Burnett, get over here and clean up my beach.
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03-22-12, 09:48 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: 24 Ep 06: “Coltonectomy: Merge and Purge”" |
BEEP!!! Damn appendicitis!!! Whoever even thought of that? BEEP!!! I totally PAWN this game except for that one small, stupid little organ! Might as well end the season now. How can you go on without the King? For all the Haters, I got news for you. Now that that ugly little stupid organ has been removed, I am invincible in this game. I am coming back and will be KING again! I will even have an HII to play. You all SUCK! The KING WILL RETURN!!!!! I think I'm getting emotional. BEEP!!!!
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03-23-12, 05:40 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: 24 Ep 06: “Coltonectomy: Merge and Purge”" |
"This is OUR Island!!!"What??? No IC? Too bad...was looking for another chance to beat their sorry a$$es. Would have been fun. Only thing is after another NuSalani win our little Chica would have been waving bye-bye. This would mean the only time poor Alicia would get to admire my Hector of Troy Demi-Godliness was when she was introduced as a Jury member every third day at TC. Now that we officially have a merge, I stand corrected with my initial statement: "This is MY Island!!!" 
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