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Pizza46 33 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 06-11-06, 00:30 AM (EST) "Survivor Summer Decathalon Begins WEDNESDAY!" Coaches are ready! Find out what the 10 Olympic events are in here! Get all the info for this summer's Survivor Decathalon. SURVIVOR SUMMER DECATHALON NOTE: EVERYONE WILL BE WELCOME TO PLAY THE GAME, ANYTIME! NO PERMANENT COMMITMENTS, BUT PLAY HARD AND OFTEN! The 17 teams are ready to go. 14 have been provided with volunteer coaches, while 3 others will be left to fend for themselves! For those volunteer coaches, should your team finish this Summer Game in the Top 3 overall, you will get a snazzy siggie. This Decathalon will feature 10 events, one at a time, one per thread. The teams will be competing in these events, in this order: 1.) Balance Beam The teams of 3 will be chained together and must maintain their balance on a narrow balance beam. It won't be easy! 2.) Pie-Eating Contest Teams will race to eat all of their pies before other teams. But there will be hell to pay if a team member gets ill during the event. 3.) Weightlift Varying amounts of weight will be added to each team's barbell. They then must hold it up as long as they can! 4.) Jigsaw Puzzle Teams will race to assemble their puzzle as fast as they can. But beware the traps and decoy pieces! 5.) Swimsuit Competition Posters here will discuss and rate players' and teams' swimsuit appearances while on the show. 6.) Obstacle Course Teams will race through an obstacle course together. 7.) Keg Race Teams compete to finish their beer keg as quickly as possible. Better keep that beer down, or else... 8.) 5K Run How fast will each of the teams run? You decide. 9.) Hold Your Breath When will teams run out of air in the 44 degree water? They better stay down there as long as possible, or at least before the hypothermia sets in! 10.) Bowling In the last and most critical event of the Decathalon, teams will faceoff in a bowling match. Watch out for the gutter. Scoring In some events, points will be tallied during the entire session. In others, teams will be eliminated until only 1 remains. The top 3 teams in each event will win Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals, respectively. Also, for the Decathalon itself, a tally will be maintained to determine how teams do on the entire Decathalon. Given the place/finish order in an events, points will be assigned as follows: 1st Place = 50 pts. 2nd Place = 35 pts. 3rd Place = 25 pts. 4th Place = 20 pts. 5th Place = 17 pts. 6th Place = 15 pts. 7th Place = 13 pts. 8th Place = 11 pts. 9th Place = 9 pts. 10th Place = 8 pts. 11th Place = 7 pts. 12th Place = 6 pts. 13th Place = 5 pts. 14th Place = 4 pts. 15th Place = 3 pts. 16th Place = 2 pts. 17th Place = 1 pts. Teams with the top 3 totals at the end of the Decathalon will win Gold, Silver, and Bronze Trophies, respectively. This game will begin sometime on Wednesday, whenever I want it to. And if you forgot who the teams were, they will be posted in a reply below. Coaches, you have until Wednesday to psych your teams up and trash talk the others. GET THIS SHITSHOW STARTED!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Teams Pizza46 06-11-06 1    RE: Team Eye Candy will Smoke ALL Y... iltarion 06-14-06 7  Trash Talk / Psych Up Pizza46 06-11-06 2    Commencement of trashtalking tribephyl 06-12-06 3        RE: Commencement of trashtalking michel 06-12-06 4            RE: Commencement of trashtalking tribephyl 06-13-06 5                RE: Commencement of trashtalking michel 06-13-06 6

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Pizza46 33 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 06-11-06, 00:33 AM (EST) 1. "Teams" The teams are listed here:   Top

iltarion 1791 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 06-14-06, 04:19 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Team Eye Candy will Smoke ALL You Fools!" LAST EDITED ON 06-14-06 AT 04:30 AM (EST) OMG, is this even a contest? Balance beam? Pie eating? Swimsuit competition?? Hahahahaha!!! Team Eye Candy has this WRAPPED UP! We got the brains, we got the looks, we got the youth, we got the sweet smiles, we got the bikinis. We got IT ALL, basically. All the men want us and all the women want to be us. So, what other contest is there? And we got something to say about all you loser teams out there; so stop oogling our boobies (Blake and Cindy) and pay attention! Team 80s Hair Band- OMG, poor guy Brandon and two old ladies! What can this team win? Sorry, rope cutting and alienating your tribemates in record time are not events in the Decatholon! Team Almost Famous- Wasn't that a movie? Anyway, Austin and 2 guys that think people care what they did before they retired 10 years ago. Oh, we're scared! I bet they kick butt in the puzzle event! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Team Pawn Shop- Hahahaha!!! What a joke! Why not just tie two 90 lb weights around Terry's legs? If getting voted out at F4 or F3 was an event, THEN we would be in trouble. Team Survivor Maniacs- Maniacs? More like Wussbags. One thing is for sure: Brian and Rafe won't be distracted by Sally's hotness. Sally could have been on our team, except she's DUMB. Team Ulong Hotties- Whuh? Don't you have to be HOT in order to be the "Ulong Hotties"? There are territories in Canada hotter than these 3. We have ugly sisters hotter than these 3. With Ashley and Steph on the team, watch out for them in the pie eating contest though... Team Meterosexual Morons- They'll be talking like morons alright when we come around. Too bad for them though because we like our men MANLY, which these 3 posers are decidedly NOT. Team Fire Department- Holy Crap! A tomboyish loon and 2 old men. Is that supposed to be competition? Team Brady Bunch- It should be Team Self-Centered Bunch. We'll give them the weight lifting contest, but that's the only bone we'll toss them. Unfortunately for them, chopping heads off fish and giving yourself rewards instead of your tribemates aren't events in this. Team Boston Massacre- Want a torture method better than Chinese water torture? Play a conversation between these 3 in one ear and a conversation by Southerners Y'All in the other. AAAEEEEAAHHHH!! Team Your Momma- Pathetic. I wouldn't advise having the pie eating event immediately before the swimsuit competition unless you want a lot of people losing their lunches. Team Lean Cuisine- No concern. Ian has already told us he will toss a couple events to keep our friendship. We told Janu about that and she yawned. Team Law and Order- OMG, why not just have 3 parking meters compete instead? Were these 3 even on Survivor?? Team Paranoid Punks- OK, this is maybe the only competition we got. They show their weakness everytime they open their mouths though. We'll find a way to exploit that. Team Trash Talkers- We don't know what they would have to talk trash about unless being fat is an accomplishment. They should be a hoot to watch on the balance beam! hahahahaha... Team Southerners Y'All- See Team Boston Massacre Team Holier Than Thou- Weak. If kung fu was an event, we'd be concerned. Danni could have been one of us, but she is into sports. That's not what Team Eye Candy is about.   Top

Pizza46 33 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 06-11-06, 00:35 AM (EST) 2. "Trash Talk / Psych Up" Once again, the Captains List: 80's Hair Band: dreamerbeliever Almost Famous: (open) Pawn Shop: CattyChat Survivor Maniacs: southpaw Ulong Hotties: (open) Metrosexual Morons: tribephyl Fire Department: ColonelZoidberg The Brady Bunch: byoffer Boston Massacre: Kermit the Vixen Your Mom: MacabreMasquerade Lean Cuisine: CutsyTootsy Law & Order: malb730 Paranoid Punks: coolbluepig Trash Talkers: FWG Southerners, Y'all: Wallflower66 Holier Than Thou: (open) Eye Candy: iltarion Even if you aren't a captain, you can still play and participate in the dirtiness of this game!! Commence the trash talking and pep talks!   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-12-06, 04:42 PM (EST) 3. "Commencement of trashtalking" Ahem....I'd like to take this opportunity to speak falsities about "Almost (in)Famous", "Ulong (not-)Hotties" and "(Ass-)Holier Than Thou". (they're coachless, so it makes it easier to trash them.) I know who my first 3 losing teams are going to be. Not to mention a slight dig at byoffer for not signing up, then signing up, then not showing up. *Pblbbllbbbtt*   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-12-06, 05:00 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Commencement of trashtalking" LAST EDITED ON 06-12-06 AT 05:02 PM (EST) As a spectator, I wish that Courtney was put in Fire Dept. so that Tom can hose her down every time she lights her batons! Tribe, you've got a nice collection of Morons. Did you pick them yourself!   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-13-06, 04:11 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Commencement of trashtalking" Not only did I pick them myself but I also recruited Jonathan. Some would say adding a 4th person would be an unfair advantage. I say, they're all half-witted anyway so actually they only add up to 2 whole people. Okay, it might put me ahead of Coach iltarion's team. And as acting coach of the MetroMorons you can call me KingMoron. (Oh wait, maybe I should reserve that name for kingfish.) It's come to my attention that the MMs need a full time underwear ironer. So, if you'd like to be an athletic supporter, in return I'd be glad to do you a favor by dousing the "firestarters", first chance I get.   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-13-06, 08:15 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Commencement of trashtalking" I see you're in fine form! What about your team? Nick was famous for his quotes last season. Who can forget Nick in episode #3: " "? And then, in the merge episode where the editors gave him a big send-off: "Hmmm...Ahhh...?" Jeff also had a way with words, especially in episode #4: "Ouch!" Blake is a good narrator and a fine strategist. I remember this discussion: "Boobiestitsbigboobies, Dcupshugeboobs, doubleDcupsbigtits..." What a fine use of the English language! I expect Team "Eye Candy" to distract your guys so much that they will hit head first the post that Brianna will be holding up.   Top

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