Clowns Can't Do Long Division

It's some kind of rule.

They're like oil and water.

Have you ever seen clowns do long division during one of their routines? Of course you haven't. And if you have seen that, then I question what kind of circus you're going to. Community college is not like a circus, not matter what the TV show show "Community" would want you to believe.

Week 2 Results
1st place - Rachel/Dave (2x)
2nd place - Art/J.J. (1.7x)
3rd place - Bopper/Mark (1.4x)
4th place - Brendon/Rachel (1.2x)
5th place - Kerri/Stacey (1.1x)
6th place - Nary/Jamie (.9x)
7th place - Vanessa/Ralph (.8x)
8th place - Joey/Danny (.6x)
9th place - Elliot/Andrew (.3x)
10th place - Dave/Cherie (0x)

No Long Division Needed

...Because our scores are multiplying!

*dodges tomato from the crowd*

Pretty solid week overall. I was expecting a heavier pile-on for Rachel/Dave after their 1st last week, but we had a decent spread of Brenchel, Art/J.J., Elliot/Andrew, and Bopper/Mark. We also had two players join in Week 2. A big welcome to IanQuentin and Wallflower66.

This week's Greatest Gainer Award goes to Element King, who climbed 16 ranks into the Top 5 with a Rachel/Dave bet. vennui also had a very nice week, climbing 11 ranks. Nicely done, you.

The Perfect Bet Award also goes to Element King, who made an All-In bet on Rachel/Dave. At this rate, Element King's going to have to build another trophy case for all this hardware he's racking up!

Leaderboard
1. KwietOne - 72
2. michel - 64
3. Ontheroadagain - 60
4. Element King - 54
5. louislam - 53
6. kduck - 51
7. jbenz - 50
8. Jims02 - 50
9. flipxycd - 48
10. chiubakka - 47
11. qwertypie - 46
12. beau_30 - 44
13. shillfiell - 44
14. samboohoo - 40
15. Yogi - 40
16. vennui - 40
17. Estee - 38
18. ARNutz - 38
19. CTgirl - 38
20. Georjanna - 38
21. mikey - 37
22. MzTee - 33
23. Scuba Steve - 32
24. Molaholic - 32
25. Starshine - 31
26. sarah1234 - 31
27. FFantasyFX - 30
28. IanQuentin - 26
29. popeave - 24
30. esquire - 24
31. bbenzenberg - 23
32. Weez - 21
33. michiganhugefan - 20
34. Wallflower66 - 20
35. alemettos - 14
36. taffnic - 6
37. Max Headroom - 6

KwietOne currently reigns supreme on the Leaderboard, so feel free to fan him with palm fronds or bring him lemonade or whatever. Maybe he'll tip you a couple points.

Still Open for New Players!

Throughout the next two weeks, the TAR Casino Game will be open to new entrants. Players who join this week will receive 10 points to start. For an entire list of rules, check out Week 1's thread.

Week 3 Payout Table
1st place - 2x
2nd place - 1.5x
3rd place - 1.4x
4th place - 1.3x
5th place - Break even
6th place - .7x
7th place - .6x
8th place - .5x
9th place - 0x

Max Individual Bet - 40 points

It's one of those step-shaped Payout Tables this week. Make sure you land on the right step, because tumbling down a spot could cost you some points.

TAR20 Teams Remaining
Art/J.J.
Bopper/Mark
Brendon/Rachel
Elliot/Andrew
Joey/Danny
Kerri/Stacey
Nary/Jamie
Rachel/Dave
Vanessa/Ralph

Good luck!

I still got my long division skillz. You're looking at a 5th Grade Ciphering Champ, right here.